You may know me as Andrew, as fastasleep, facasleep, or fastasleepclub (on various web forums), or for Curious-Blue, my former radio show on KAOS 89.3FM (between 1997-2007). Either way, they're all just me. I have been called the 'Disco King of Olympia', but also just about every rude or offensive name you could likely think of (and in more than one language). People never really know when they will see me, or hear from me, but they usually seem pleased when they do. Reclusive, but in no way exclusive - I'm for the people, and I ride the bus daily to prove it. I'm an acquired taste, hopefully in the same way as Lime Pickle or Lemon Curd. In my spare time, I'm a DJ selector, record collector, and upful respector. I am gainfully employed as a trouble-shooter and trouble maker. And as the old saying goes, if you trouble trouble, it will trouble you....
Who I'd like to meet: Mark E. Smith or Serge Gainsbourg for a drink, David Mancuso or Bill Brewster for a party, Steve Foster for captaining Brighton & Hove Albion in their finest hour, Jean Seberg for hair compliments, Tim Quirke to talk about old times, a talking cat for explanations of all those feline tendencies I'd like to know the truth about, and anyone and everyone who knows me for a chat and a drink some time. Or several drinks, even.
I saw you walking down Sleater Kinney avenue, and somehow you seemed dreadfully out of place on that street. I tried to scream as loud as I could, but to no avail.
As for your postulation on the giant can of paint next to my house, I must say that you are wrong sir, and indeed that it is just a big can of green beans, enough green beans to flood the entire State of Washington. When it inevitably explodes, which I can ensure you it will, we will be the first to be devastated by the terrible flood.
I seriously only live two blocks away from you now. I can see the Water Tower from my window. I am also next to the Light of Jesus Church or whatever it is called.
Hello Earthling.
Thanks for the permission to land on yourspace.
Great sounds on your jukebox...hope we'll be in your dj combat bag.
Love & Lazers from Bear Funk's The Diaphanoids
I was sad to hear you won't be on KAOS anymore, Curious Blue was my favorite show! I'm starting a show there on saturday nights, I play alot of deep house, but I don't have that classic disco knowledge, anyway you still have an internet stream right? I'll keep listening.
stay funky
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