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Celeste Davis
Cabaret / Improvvisazione / Visto in TV
"It’s me!"

Female
39 years old
Orange County, CALIFORNIA
United States



Last Login: 10/11/2008
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   Celeste Davis's Comedian Bio
BioCeleste Davis hit comedy gold the moment she arrived in the world. Born To Jewish hippie nudist parents - in the very heart of Orange County, California, of all places - Celeste, like any kid, rebelled against her parents.. beliefs. Still, they were hippies, so about the best she could do was make a U-turn towards conservative values, values that demanded she wear clothes. Values that required her to avoid the magic brownies. Values that included electricity. Values that made her actually want to become an accountant.

Celeste began honing her comedic voice with the improv group "The Age Of Progressive Comedy Awareness Society (TAPCAS)." TAPCAS used an improv method known as "The Harold", not easy for a gal who was just starting out, but it served her well, giving her confidence and the knowledge that no matter what, she could always improv her way through any situation. Including bad dates with sad, stupid men.

Her improv adventures continued with The Berubians, an eclectic mix of Fun and strangely hilarious people and situations. Celeste's work with The Berubians eventually led her to what has become her true calling ~ Standup comedy!

Celeste's own traditionalism, combined with her innocence and simple befuddlement over her parents' lifestyle and the effect her family has had on her life, make for the equivalent of a goldmine, and Celeste digs for all it's worth. It's paying off, too, with big laughs and even bigger success!

Celeste's stories about her pot-smoking parents and their disappointment in her conservative ideals resonate with audiences everywhere; her personal style engages the crowd even more.

Studying with Barry Weisenberg (winner of the 2006 Las Vegas Comedy Festival, and a mentor to her still), Celeste has continued to hone her talents, continuing her involvement with The Berubians and studying with Bill Word, a Southern California legend in the world of standup comedy.

Performing to packed houses all over Southern California in clubs like The Irvine Improv, The Ice House, The Queen Mary, Martini Blues, Harley's, The Blue Café, and Second Stage, Celeste continues to stack up credits ~ and fans! Look for Celeste during the Summer of 2007 when she'll be touring with Grace White's production of "Woman Who Kick Comedy Butt" in Northern California.

InfluencesGrowing up I use to think that my Dad was the funniest guy around but that soon change when we got a record player. My favorite two artists were Arlo Guthrie’s "Alice’s Restaurant" and anything from Allan Sherman. Of course, I loved Allan’s most popular songs "Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah (A Letter from Camp); The Twelve Gifts of Christmas; and My Zelda."

When I finally got a small portable radio, I couldn’t get enough of Dr. Demento. If you don’t know who he is, he is this very funny radio personality with a very positive, funny, and creative voice that used to host a couple of hours of funny songs every Sunday evening. One of Dr. Demento’s most popular artists was Weird Al. Al got his start from this show.

Currently, I am enamored by John Pinette and Brian Regan. I play their CDs so much that I know their whole schtick. They are absolutely the funniest guys to date. I do see Pablo Francisco just about every time he is out too because I like seeing his physical routine. His sound effects are fantastic as well.

TV Shows"Laff it Off With Grace Fraga"

    Celeste Davis's Interests
GeneralI have maxed out on my dust bunny collection so that left me with a few minutes during the day.

Actually, I'm quite busy when I'm not home sitting and typing this out. Although my current focus is on Stand-Up, you may be surprised to find out a few others things about me.

1. I do my own handmade crafts of flowers, cards, soaps, candles, and some jewelry. You can check out my website www.lebellacosa.com if you would like to feign some interest.

2. I enjoy playing classical piano. I play original pieces in their original form which means that I am not doing a "Easy Piano". I did learn a few fun modern type pieces. If you are reading this and are interested, email me and I'll let you know which pieces.

3. I joined a book club and I love it because it has pushed me to read more and more patiently.

4. This year, I can't seem to get enough music. I absolutely love the outdoor summer concerts. Live bands are awesome. I got an iPod and I've downloaded just about every 1980's song out there!

MusicA very tough question as I really like music and enjoy listening to a lot of genres. I typically go for the classic rock such as Pat Bentar, Super Tramp, Blue Oyster Cult, Styx, Starship and Rush to name a few. But then sometimes my taste goes towards Cyndi Lauper, Soft Cell, Oingo Boingo. Most people are surprised to find out that I am a huge KISS fan. (I said "fan" not "fanatic".)
MoviesAgain, an old flame to the cheesy 80's era such as Airplane, Porkys, any Mel Brooks movie. My absolute favorite movies are Blazing Saddles and Office Space.
TelevisionMy favorite shows are a bit of an eclectic collection: Welcome Back Kotter, Taxi, Forensic Files, Most Haunted, and American Idol. For some odd reason, I'm hooked on the "Debbie Downer" character from SNL.
BooksI finally read "Kite Runner" and met with the Book Club last week. The book was very interesting but I didn't like it. I didn't think it was well written. I am in no position to judge someone else's writing when I'm not at a decent level myself but I was disappointed. The author focused on so much details that it got too distracting. For instance, he rambled on and on for two pages about what words in farsi meant. There was no connection to the character, I didn't gain any insight, and it felt like mindless rambling (quite similar to what I'm doing here). I found out that this was the author's first book.

Our next book will be "The Things They Carried" by Tim O'Brien. It is a fictional book regarding Vietnam.

HeroesI have to admit that I've never had a hero growing up. My imaginary friends were the jealous type and I really didn't want to have that arguement.

     Celeste Davis's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Brea, CA
Body type:5' 5" / Some extra baggage
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Jewish
Zodiac Sign:Sagittarius
Smoke / Drink:No / No
Children:Someday
Education:College graduate

   Celeste Davis's Schools
University Of California-Riverside
Riverside,California
Graduated: 1996
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Psychology
 

1992 to 1996
Sonora High
La Habra,California
Graduated: 1986
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Clubs: (No, it's not a typo. I swear I did pass my math class. I didn't start in 1982 at Sonora. I went to another school.)
 

1983 to 1986
Brea-Olinda High
Brea,California
Graduated: 1986
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Clubs: So technically I didn't graduate from Brea but I have some old friends from there.
 

1982 to 1983


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   Upcoming Gigs
Sep 24 2008 8:30P
"Quarter Finals for Ultimate Laff Down" @ Fenders Fullerton CA
Oct 3 2008 7:30P
"OC Funniest Person Contest" @ Khoury’s Long Beach CA
Oct 15 2008 8:00P
"Comedy Night" @ IceHouse Pasadena CA
Oct 16 2008 8:30P
"Comedy Walk" in downtown LA Los Angeles CA
Oct 18 2008 8:00P
"Comedy Night" @ Hot Java Long Beach CA
Nov 15 2008 1:00P
Private Event @ Brea Improv Brea CA
Nov 22 2008 6:00P
Private Event - KCS Santa Ana CA

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   Celeste Davis's Blurbs
About me:


MusicPlaylistRingtones

I feel so special about what my name means. Thanks Mom!

Celeste --
[noun]:

A lewd street performer
'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com


Who I'd like to meet:
Well, I've met some fantastic comedians but nothing beats meeting nice people after my shows that will continue to laugh at my jokes. It only encourages me.

This section should really be for people I don't want to meet:

- I don't want to meet anyone for a date or a relationship because my admirers only stare at me. That's not direct eye contact, that's just creepy!

- I don't want to meet any "new" stalkers or serial killers. Been there, done that!

- I don't want to "add new Music Friends" anymore. This is overwhelming to me. I had to cut this down. Sorry. If I know you and admire you than I'll add you.


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Celeste Davis's Friends Comments
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Zues





Oct 10 2008 9:45 PM

I'll just have the unemployment checks sent directly to the sushi restaurant. Having a place to live is so overrated. Like John Lennon said, "All you need is sushi.
"
Tom, Matt, Tom, Matt, Tom.....uh, i'm someone





Oct 6 2008 9:49 PM

actually, if you lick a lesbian, she will give you roast beef!!
Shawn Pelofsky





Oct 6 2008 8:01 PM

Celeste!!

You were so great at Khourys!! You should be proud!!

Shawn
Jefus®





Oct 4 2008 12:40 AM

Look at you on that flyer.
They gave you a corner office!
Terry





Oct 2 2008 6:16 PM

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HAPPY NEW YEAR!
merijoe





Oct 1 2008 3:33 AM

WildASS Comedy Party!!





Sep 30 2008 6:18 PM

MUCH LUV !!!!! :)
Tom, Matt, Tom, Matt, Tom.....uh, i'm someone





Sep 30 2008 7:48 AM

Hey, it's your favorite Lesbian...well, besides Journey Light. Figured I would say hi. We never talk.
LOL
Lounge 33 Powered by DJ Jason T!





Sep 23 2008 4:12 PM

Thanks for being our friend Celeste Davis, can't wait to have you as our guest!!!
Sarah Skilling





Sep 22 2008 11:50 PM

Hey Sister from a past life!
I miss you....and your boobs.
Gabrielle





Sep 18 2008 11:33 PM

And Gabrielle will see here there! I hope she's not quite tonight.
Chris Adams





Sep 18 2008 2:12 AM

..See more funny videos at Funny or Die..
Crazy Marvin





Sep 16 2008 6:14 AM

is that WEATHER ROCK fer real..? if so what country? -Crazy Marvin OUT
Standup Guy





Sep 15 2008 3:40 PM

Celeste,

Good luck in the Laughdown and don't let them give you too much trouble at the office.
Journey Light





Aug 30 2008 5:14 AM

hey woman! haven't talked to you in a minute. i hope you're staying busy.
Muah!
Merry





Aug 29 2008 6:13 PM

I knew I kept you around for a reason...you are truly a friend!

See you tonight at Calacas

So you want to see me destroyed at the LaffDown quarterfinals?
BIG G





Aug 29 2008 6:45 AM

Thanks , I hope you sleep well! See you soon BIG Gene
~MURLA~





Aug 27 2008 5:16 PM

KICK ASS SET LAST NIGHT! WELL DONE, REEEEERRR!
Renes Bar & Grill





Aug 25 2008 10:58 PM

You will do fine! Nervous is good if ya aint nervous than ya get cocky and cocky gets mistakes! GOOD LUCK!