About me: Two years ago, my life went dotty bonkers! I was pilfered from the garden and taken on a ski trip where I went luging (and dare I say it? I felt rather sexy), after that I went to the Caribbean, and then cliff diving in Mexico. Quebec was next on the places to visit where I found myself to be quite the cheese connoisseur. On the way, I fell madly in love with a dame by the name of Meghan Shay. Well, Cheerio!
"For years I chatted to my garden gnome
And he always listened to me
He always sat there motionless
With his permanent look of glee
I told him all my secrets
I told him all my dreams
I told him all my deepest fears
And things that make my scream
I told him of my writing
I told him about my work
I told him when I was happy
I told him when things were berserk
This morning as I sat there
Chattering away to him
He suddenly looked a little odd
And then his rant begin
I have listened to your secrets
I have listened to your dreams
I have listened to your deepest fears
And I know what makes you scream
I know about your writing
I know all about your work
I know when you’ve been happy
And I know when things went berserk
I sat and listened to my little gnome
And I suddenly was afraid!
So I marched into my garden shed
To go and get my spade!
My Intent to bury my little gnome
And he watched on, fear in his eyes
I could not perform the morbid task
And I soon got a gnome surprise
He now sits upon my desk
And his chattering has gotten worse
There is one big upside though…
He helped me with this verse!"
Aww roaming gnome, my only regret in my exit from lexington was leaving before I found out the true identity of my fav stalker. Western's good, thanks.
gnome...
i think you deserve a better hat, simply because you're the most popular person (?) on myspace and no one knows who you are. i would love to know the one behind the gnome.
and i just saw your new commercial. did u trim the beard?
oh mr. knome i just thought i might tell you. that you have to be the absolute best secret keeper ive ever met. i still dont know who the heck you are??
