Jeffrey
"IN SOVIET RUSSIA, HEART BREAKS YOU"

Male
26 years old
Edmonton, Alberta
Canada



Last Login:4/26/2008
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  http://www.myspace.com/thabod  

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    Jeffrey's Interests
GeneralArt. Music. Reading. Writing. Sports. Making a scene. Oh wait, now I sound like a pussy. Uh... hunting. Killing stuff. Driving big trucks that kill the environment. Um... dirt. YEAH.
MusicWhatever PitchFork tells me is cool. Regardless of whether it actually sucks or not.
MoviesI have a few favorites and a few not-so-favorites. Not-so-favorites include every and all scary movies. Why would you want to be scared?!? That's not entertainment. You people are odd.
TelevisionNews. Sports. Family Guy. Simpsons. Seinfeld. Scrubs. The Office. That's about it.
BooksChe: A Biography. Fast Food Nation. Mad Cowboy. The Kite Runner. Vernon God Little. No Logo. Culture Jam. Dante's Inferno. The Alchemist.

     Jeffrey's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Edmonton
Body type:6' 0" / Average
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:Virgo
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:I don't want kids

   Jeffrey's Schools
ARCHBISHOP JORDAN CATHOLIC HIGH SCHOOL
Sherwood Park, Canada
Graduated: 1999
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
 

1997 to 1999



Jeffrey thinks he's going to delete his myspace.

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   Jeffrey's Blurbs
About me:

I work out lots and only eat candy. I really enjoy scary movies and popcorn, because it is a flavorful explosion on the palate.

I drive a big huge man-truck because the environment is my arch nemesis. A lot of the time I go out of my way to put people down, because it makes me feel like a big man. I also enjoy being condescending and I lack any and all sense of self-awareness. I like people who are the same way. I also never make any mistakes and have never made any in the past.

I talk the talk but when it comes down to it, I don't walk the walk. I hate art, tattoos, and especially music. Music is stupid and it doesn't support our economy, so anybody who makes it or enjoys it is retarded and I hate you.

I am a staunchly religious right-wing conservative who enjoys reality television and takes in any and all forms of media without the proverbial grain of salt. Reading is stupid. I hate people because they're different, and different things scare me. But I admit that all the time.

I'm really lacking in self-confidence, but I disguise it by overcompensating in other areas such as knowing everything there is to know about anything ever. I also really enjoy people as a whole. They never make me angry. I love rush hour traffic, office politics, and people who don't pick up on obvious jokes and/or hints. You should add me only if you're going to post 8 bulletins per minute and never talk to me ever. Oh, and I'd love to hear your band who is better than every other band, because if you're in a band every other band sucks.

Who I'd like to meet:

Douchebags, mostly. You know, people who are generally lacking in self-awareness and only think of themselves.




   Jeffrey's Friend Space (Top 16)
Jeffrey has 117 friends.
 Rougé is for whores. 


 -kelvin- (PDT) 


 Trevor Kielan 


 katie 


 Rabble! Rabble! Rabble! 


 michelle 


 Cecil 


 The Line Atlantic (2006-2008) 


 Steven 


 Nate67-5309 


 Jenn 


 randor 


 Nick 


 Rhiannon 


 Taryn 


 charlotte 





Jeffrey's Friends Comments
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katie





Aug 22 2007 8:25 AM

umm. where are our tour photos?
-kelvin- (PDT)





Jul 13 2007 2:09 AM

I bought Life on the Streets by 88 Fingers Louie the other day.

Awesome.
-kelvin- (PDT)





Jul 8 2007 1:34 PM

Check our messages! And your e-mail! And your life!
Taryn





May 28 2007 10:15 AM

You know I can't miss Golden Girls!!!!
Taryn





May 28 2007 10:11 AM

I'm glad I came. I'll have to come to another one when Katie is there.

I didn't think you played bad. I also had nothing to compare it to.
Taryn





May 24 2007 8:45 AM

Your bulletin killed about half an hour of my day.

And for that I thank you
Taryn





May 23 2007 12:04 PM

K save me a zip for sure!
I keep loosing them and I need replacements.
Taryn





May 23 2007 11:34 AM

Yay! We are coming.
I'll buy a shirt for sure!

Do you have hoodies?
Taryn





May 23 2007 10:27 AM

I have plans with Petrea on Saturday.
She is friends with Yankee and is a shitty friend who hasn't come see you guys play yet...so I'm trying to convince her to come. Plus...God Damn I love Andy!

I think YOU'RE dope Jeff.
Taryn





May 23 2007 10:15 AM

Is Andy going?
I wanna come.

I've never been to one of your shows. I'm a bad friend :(
Taryn





May 23 2007 9:27 AM

My weekend was BAD ASS!
I went to Vancouver and Seattle with Janine.

So much fun. I am really not stoked to be back at my desk.

Do you have a show this weekend?
I thought you did...but I could just be stoned
Taryn





May 23 2007 9:17 AM

Hey dude!

How was camping?
Rougé is for whores.





May 8 2007 3:07 PM

It was cute and funny... but wrong. Myspace shall never be back!
Rougé is for whores.





May 8 2007 2:56 PM

WHY!?
charlotte





May 4 2007 5:28 PM

that IS my dog. he goes by the name of shadow. he has more street cred than me...
Taryn





May 4 2007 12:10 PM

You couldn't make me look bad if you tried Jeff.

I'm flawless.
Taryn





May 4 2007 12:05 PM

It's a keeper
Taryn





May 4 2007 12:02 PM

Do you like the sexy new photo I posted of us?

meow
Nate67-5309





May 2 2007 7:16 AM

I saw you in Peter's class last night as I was on my way out.


NERD.
Taryn





Apr 27 2007 9:47 AM

yeah my body is rejecting the wings I ate at hooters yesterday.

It isn't pretty...
Taryn





Apr 27 2007 9:32 AM

You were fucking hilarious last night!!!

get drunk more
Taryn





Apr 27 2007 7:30 AM

Soooo

How do you feel today Jeff?
Cecil





Apr 26 2007 8:47 AM

yeah, it's definitely hyperedited like a hollywood action film. but it's endearing because the lighting and stock make you guys look so badass.

perhaps we should have a video of the bands beating each other down with tire irons in the shop. hmm...
colleen





Apr 26 2007 8:42 AM

THE VIDEO IS SO GOOD! who made it again?
Cecil





Apr 26 2007 8:37 AM

the video is dope!
Nate67-5309





Apr 24 2007 9:37 AM

Thanks for the word up on this Lupe record. It's dope!
Taryn





Apr 23 2007 7:22 AM

I am seriously the most vain person on the planet.

I'd be stoked on it.
Rougé is for whores.





Apr 19 2007 12:07 PM

Is it working now? It says you're attending and other people have got into it. Go to your 'Events' link in the blue bar above. It should be in there as one you're attending.

Ooo, 3 people have been interested in the chair.
Rougé is for whores.





Apr 18 2007 9:41 AM

OKAY! I'm sorry, I just read it!
moonbox





Apr 17 2007 2:40 PM

thanks for the heads up dude.

kb
Taryn





Apr 9 2007 5:17 PM

Check it out.
I feel like you're the only person who can truly appreciate jew unit.

YOU RACIST FUCK!
Taryn





Apr 8 2007 12:22 PM

So I was a little behind on my wwtdd reading. Today I was doing laundry and got caught up. So...

JEW UNIT?

hahahahaahahahahahahahahah...ahh
Rougé is for whores.





Apr 4 2007 8:45 AM

Hi!!! You're QUITE cute too! Loves!

I'm leaving for the douche bag bank in t-minus 14 minutes.
Rougé is for whores.





Apr 2 2007 7:57 AM

I sprayed him with water a couple of times and have now locked him in my room, so no need to come home!
Rougé is for whores.





Apr 2 2007 7:38 AM

Aries is being a brat this morning! He knocked over my noon pills onto the floor and I think I just heard the toilet seat downstairs slam closed... hopefully he's not stuck inside!
Rougé is for whores.





Mar 30 2007 7:26 AM

And I'll say "Jeff was the evil one who named him that - in fact, with that name, he probably hung himself on the wall!!!"
Rougé is for whores.





Mar 30 2007 7:18 AM

Alas he did not fall off, he was sprayed off. And they do look alike, huh? He was probably wondering why his twin brother was hung on a wall, and will these cruel-cruel people do that to him to?
Rougé is for whores.





Mar 30 2007 7:07 AM

I just though I'd inform you that this morning, our cat was sitting on the kitchen counter trying to attack the tail of the cat clock we have on the cupboards! He's a weirdo!
-kelvin- (PDT)





Mar 29 2007 2:41 PM

Thanks homes, but turns out I did have what I needed. Well, I've been in front of the computor for 3 hours now, just booking your band. Guess I'll go have a nap.
Let me know, alice. Game starts at 6.
-kelvin- (PDT)