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verbally abusing the locals from moving vehicles, art, things that inspire me, photography, web design, animation, gaming, medieval torture devices, terrorizing telemarketers, drumming, painting, writing, Japanese culture, anime, cosplay, foreign films, originality, cuddling with cute creatures, animal rights, vegetarians (we taste better), Victorian fashion, vintage clothing & accessories, consignment shops, estate sales, antiques, flea markets, reading, daydreaming, sky gazing, being alone on my roof on balmy summer nights, road trips in autumn, the tranquility of winter, astronomy, astrology, the occult, telepathy, clairvoyance, paranormal sciences, being in touch with my inner goddess, anything fantasy inspired, mythology, ancient Egyptian history, martial arts, paintball, camping, bonfires, burning in general, white water rafting, snowboarding, horesback riding, ren faires, horror conventions, magic the gathering, pin-ups, scream queens, cheezy horror flicks, robots, tentacles, androgeny, exoskeletons

animal abusers (If it were up to me, first time offenders would be put through a wood chipper.), child molesters (I'm a victim of child molestation and I'm not afraid to speak out about it. If it were up to me these sick fucks would be getting their dicks removed.), stalkers (Yes Melissa, this means you.), people that make pathetic alias myspace pages after they have been blocked from mine just so they can come back and stalk me some more (Yes Melissa, this means you.), overpopulation of idiots (Stop contaminating the fucking gene pool! I fear the meek will inherit the Earth.), gang bangers and homeys (This just goes without saying. Everyone is sick of your high-and-mighty bullshit.), illegal immigrants (Especially the ones that come to this country to murder, deal drugs, start trouble, then get deported just to come back and commit more crimes 14 times before anything is done to reprimand them. Also, stop having 10 babies per family in my country because we don't want your cockroaches here dumbing down our people more than they already are. Americans are dumb enough for fucks sake.), people who abbreviate their names (i.e. J Lo, K Fed, A Rod, etc. these worthless cocksuckers deserve to be shot on sight.), war (Wars should be fought over a game of chess. Kids that sign up for the military and then cry about it should know what they're getting themselves into. You want to be such a big man and go kill innocent people for a corrupt government because in the Army commercials they make it seem like a really cool video game? Are you that easily brainwashed? Go die for me then.), sports, meatheads, overpaid athletes (Roid raging pin prick buttfuckers who have no saving grace in life other than being able to catch and throw a ball. Ooh! Aren't you special?), politics (Especially politicians because they're nothing but crooks with only their own selfish interests at hand.), political news anchors that think they're big celebrities like Glenn Beck (He can suck a dick of dynamite and die.), big corporation (Because they run the world and they're doing a really shitty job of it.), pop culture ("Feed absolute trash to the masses because they love it!! Yayy!!" You despicable fucking drones. You make me sick. I hate you and everything you stand for. Die.), dickless retards who insist on blasting their shitty music in their cars for all the world to hear, people who modify their exhausts on their cars to sound like explosive diarrhea from a giant, tans, unnecessary plastic surgery (You vain morons are putting your lives at risk for your shallow addiction to making yourselves resemble Barbie dolls. It's pathetic and I'm bored of looking at the same sculpt job on every plastic face.), fake tits, fake silicone anything for that matter, the atrocious new American vocabulary (Whoever the fuck invented ass-backwards words like "tween", "staycation", etc. needs to be drawn and quartered immediately.), emo music (Stop crying and go kill yourself already!), hip-hop music and the entire garbage culture that music has created (I don't see how you're so proud to be clones of one another and on top of it are so arrogant about being such lazy pieces of shit that can't even speak properly. Stop slurring your speech and PLEASE stop coining the phrase "You know what I'm sayin'". No, I don't know what the fuck you're saying, go back to kindergarten and learn how to talk you gobbeldy gook speaking low life.), Paris Hilton (and all the other wastes of vaginas like her), Suicide Girls (Your giant chest tattoos do not make you attractive nor do they make you "alt". Please go drip dry your smelly brown mud flaps in your own private time and aspire to something more in life. Better yet, go tattoo "dumb cunt" across your knuckles and go commit suicide to prove how hardcore you are.), being forced to live amongst the greed generation (iPod, Myspace, iPhone, memememe, GET OVER YOUR DUMB SELF!! No one gives a shit about your boring life.), I'll add more when something else pisses me the hell off.

classical, renaissance, opera, jazz, oldies, musicals, rock, classic rock, metal, punk, alternative, blues, hardcore, industrial, synthpop, new wave

vengeance is mine, sex and fury, the yakuza papers, yakuza's law, black society trilogy, lady snowblood, 70's porn trailers, 2046, female prisoner #701 scorpion, faster pussycat kill kill kill, paprika, lady vengance, battle royale, azumi, howl's moving castle, oasis, ichi the killer, american psycho, equilibrium, the man who laughs, save the green planet, versus, gypsy, barbarella, fantastic planet, fearless vampire killers, neverending story, wizard of oz, rhps, suspiria, lord of the g-strings, old boy, sympathy for mr. vengance, true romance, fear and loathing, wild at heart, the shining, star wars, the goonies

ninja warrior, mxc, karas, ergo proxy, gantz, berserk, cowboy bebop, texhnolyze, death note, devil may cry, hell girl, samurai champloo, vampire hunter d, najica blitz tactics, elfin lied, hellsing, ikki tousen, metalocalypse, venture brothers, mr. wizard, kids in the hall, pee wee's playhouse, colbert report

Grand Theft Auto IV, Star Wars Battlefront II, Bioshock, World of Warcraft, EverQuest, Fallout II, Diablo II, Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines, Celtic Tales: Balor of the Evil Eye, Stronghold, Smash TV, Age of Empires II, City of Villans, The Sims 2, Oblivion, Rumble Roses XX

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I am a mysterious and intense person with hidden passion and sensitivity. I do not accept things at face value and am constantly looking for the underlying meaning of things. My brain is endlessly questioning everything. So much so that I lose sleep for it. I have a rather light, mischievous, and morbidly sick sense of humor. I am quite the pistol and can be blunt, abrasive, and argumentative when cornered. Some tell me I am brutally honest. I may be rough around the edges but inside I am sentimental, lovable, and a softhearted romantic.

I've been a vegetarian since I was eight years old and have an affinity with animals - an acute sensitivity and a nonverbal kind of rapport with them. Preserving wildlife, undeveloped land, and animal rights has always been an important part of my life. I believe that all of nature's beasts have much wisdom to teach us if treated with the respect and compassion they deserve. For they have mastered the art of co-existing in harmony with mother Earth, unlike us destructive humans. If I am ever fortunate enough to become wealthy, I intend to develop my own sanctuary for wayward kitties.

I'm very selective when it comes to choosing friends. I do not want to be hurt so I shelter my heart from others. It takes a long time for me to trust and open up. Once I commit myself emotionally to someone, be it friend or lover, I am intensely loyal and devoted to them and also expect the same kind of unwavering, undying loyalty in return. If I am ever betrayed by someone I care deeply for, I am capable of hating and retaliating with as much fervor as I once loved.

Nothing is done halfway. There is definitely a streak of emotional fanaticism in me. I live in my head a great deal - reading, observing, thinking, spinning ideas around - and I need mental stimulation every bit as much as I need food and drink. I am, in many ways, an eternal child. My mind is bright, alert, curious, flexible, playful, and always eager for new experiences. I always want what I can't have or is out of my reach. I crave frequent change, variety, meeting new situations and people. I live by my wits and gut instincts. I crave intense experiences and am attracted to aspects of life that are strange or unfathomable. I am rarely content with myself and my life, and I have an inner urge to be continually going farther or deeper than I ever have before.

Love will start in my mind and then will descend to my heart. I fall in love with the people who stimulate my curiosity and intelligence. I like to admire others and, at times, my fantasies cloud reality, which usually leads to self-deception.

random ass facts
I'd rather be playing video games.

I'm very outspoken, up front, and honest and usually say the first thing that comes to mind.

I'm not racist, I'm a specist. I hate everyone equally. Shit comes in all hues. I simply have a general disdain for humanity. I'm a proud cynic.

I am known to find beauty in the most obscure oddities. I am probably the most anti-social person you will ever encounter. I just don't play very well with others.

It usually takes me a good 2-3 hours to fall asleep every night because I can't seem to turn my thoughts off.

I have to eat chocolate at least twice a day to release the proper amounts of serotonin in my brain.

I forget names easily but could never forget a face.

I have really bad vision. Thanks mom and dad.

I'm a total tomboy at heart. I'd rather be camping than stuck in a stuffy dance club any night. I ride dirtbikes & quads, play paintball, white water raft, and hike the creepy backwoods of NJ. My favorite past time is exploring abandoned buildings and investigating local legends.

I can code an entire site in notepad.

I'm an ex-carnie.. I spent 2 summers during my teenage years working as a circus sideshow announcer.

I can play the drums but I really want to learn how to play the violin.

I have extremely dumb luck.

I'm not looking for a date. I appreciate the affection towards me, but I am very taken and very much in love. Any attempt at improper conduct, advances, or correspondence will be denied, made fun of, deleted, and blocked. Thanks for understanding.

I'm not just another pretty face to add to your collection of girls on myspace. Random add requests without a message to go along with it at least just to say hi will automatically be denied.

I'm well aware of the fact that I have a larger than average nose. There is no need to point that out to me. I love it just the way it is. Jimmy Durante is my great uncle and I take pride in my lineage. I've gotten countless messages from random asshats telling me I should get plastic surgery. I wish they would go butcher themselves up and stop concerning themselves with what my face looks like. I'm sorry that your views of "beauty" have been skewed by the garbage that the mass media feeds your feeble minds. Please note before messaging me that your opinion is worth less than a urinal filled with drunk's piss.

No, I do not want to "chat". More than likely you're just some horny prick trying to get into my pants. Stop pestering me and go jerk off to midget clown porn or something.

If you send me a message that resembles the atrocity below, don't hold your breath wating for my reply:
"hI bAbY uR so h0t y cAnT i aDd u?? add me bAbY plzzZZ!!!"
Sadly, even though its all written right here, I still get messages like this on a daily basis. Are you people this dim-witted all the time or are you making a special effort? If you walked up to me and started speaking Neanderthal I'd probably clobber you with that club of yours to knock whatever is loose inside your noggin back into place. Don't be an annoying little fucktard.

People with big egos irritate the hell out of me. I don't give a flying fuck how uber cool you think you are. You're still flesh and blood just like the rest of us monkeys and your shit does indeed stink.

Don't write to me asking me to photograph you and then never make an effort to get together. Serious inquiries only please!

I'm not looking for sex. I don't care if you're a kinky swinging couple and you want me to assrape you and girlfriend/wife etc. with a _(insert device here)_. I'm asexual but there was no choice on the little dropdown menu thingy for that. If you're going to tell me how bad you want to fuck my ass or send me photos of your genitals the least your pervy ass can do is put a warning about it in the subject line. This way I don't have to open it and be subjected to your fleshy bits flapping in the breeze and polluting my mind with your nonsense if I don't wish to. Please take note that messages like this do not impress me one bit. Want to turn me on? Leave me the fuck alone.

No. I will not give you my screen name, get on cam for you, or send nudes. Stop asking.

If you ask me if I'm goth or any other retardo stereotype that you want to peg me as, I will liquify your eyeballs in a blender. Just because I enjoy some things on the darker side of life does not automatically make me all doom and gloom 24/7. Stop trying to typecast me. I don't fit in anywhere and I'm quite content with that.

I don't mean to sound like a bitch, but if you're still foolish enough to send me a message with any of the retardation mentioned above, don't be sore at me if I publicly humilate you. If you behave yourself and treat me with respect, you'll find I'm quite cordial. That is all. :)

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