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Roy's Interests
General
dancing on tables, being fabulous, getting laid, and being the center of attention [ naturally ]
Music
all kinds . . . joni mitchell is the best ever. THE best.
i love elton john as well, along with most of the mainstream stuff, like the top 40 or whatever. that stuff is good, too.
i love bette midler also ( i know, how very gay of me ) and old school jewel, along with the garden state soundtrack; it is amazing. trust me.
i love christina aguilera ( no thanks britney. )
joss stone, mariah carey, and of course old school alanis. cyndi lauper is also my boo.
i love musical theatre ( i know, how very gay of me ), so i enjoy many musical theatre compilations . . . it's sad, really :) you name it, i've seen it . . . and most likely can sing you the entire score. [ you seriously DON'T want to test me. ]
amy winehouse ( crackhead issues and all, ) rufus wainwright [ drool, ] ben harper, and i hate to say it, but . . . madonna ( ONLY classic madonna ). another guilty pleasure is 80s music. yes, even the corny synthesized stuff.
do you really want the whole list ? geez. i like music. period.
Movies
oh god, so many.
clueless, heathers, and jawbreaker of course.
anything with meryl streep. she is my favorite actress ever.
i also like most everything that nicole kidman and diane keaton have done. for the most part, they can do no wrong by me..
Television
anything and everything TRASH
the golden girls, i love lucy, what not to wear, and cheaters !
i oftentimes find myself watching hsn and qvc right before i go to sleep at night. well, okay . . . during the day as well.
infomercials are where it's at !
anything on court tv . . . i love cold case files and forensic files, and cops, of course.
daria is the best cartoon ever made. adult swim is also great. family guy . . . hmm, what could be better.
law and order : SVU, i watch it religiously.
the girls next door ( guilty, guilty pleasure. )
i love everything on the food network . . . i am a walking encyclopedia of useless recipes [ useless becuase i rarely cook ], but i bet i can make a mean chicken cacciatore.
the view, ( don't hate, bitch ) nancy grace, oprah, ( i mean . . . come on ! that goes with out saying ) seinfeld, and jeopardy ( because you can never be full of too many useless fun facts. )
so you think you can dance, wife swap, kathy griffin : my life on the d list, project runway, top design, top chef, [ okay . . . basically EVERYTHING on bravo aside from queer eye . . . gag ] hell's kitchen, but most of all . . . flavor of love, and more recently, i love new york and flavor of love girls : charm school!
wow. i watch way too much tv..
Books
the bible . . . i read it cover to cover every night before i go to sleep, right before i say my prayers and cross myself, of course - hahahaha, totally kidding. ( not to make fun of your religion if that just happens to be yours. oops, guess i already did. )
i love pride and prejudice - ah, no words . . . dr. seuss is cool, too..
to clarify things, my name is roy mehurg and i am admittedly a cunt.
i am rich on personality.
oh snap ! and now for the disclaimer :
my site is grey because roy mehurg is the star, not the background. if you dare come at me with the classic, " what's your name AGAIN ? " line trying desperately to make yourself feel more important, it's completely apparent that you were hard of hearing the first time around. don't front on me like you don't know who we are already. i find it annoying when people don't elaborate on their " about me " section. to me that says, " there is nothing more to me other than a picture of my face. " chances are you really shouldn't be banking on your looks in the first place, and if i wanted to ask you more about yourself in person or via aim, i would have already . . . that's the primary reason for me checking out your page. add it up. moving on. (;
i am that friend you can't take anywhere . . . especially if you want to be inconspicuous. i am extremely queer, i am myself, i am overly sarcastic, i don't care what people think of me, i sometimes wear make-up, i sing out loud, i am opinionated, and if you look at me the wrong way i will turn you into stone with an evil look. i can be overly obnoxious, i curse a lot, i am obsessed with clothes and skincare products, i believe in equality and i will call you out if you use poor grammar. deal with it. if you can't handle the truth, there is an alternative option. you know that universal [ x ] at the top right corner ? click it. nobody is making you view this. thanks. ;)
i am the coolest person you will ever meet, it's as simple as that. do not question my authority, just believe that what i say is true. (:
i hate most of the people that work at a & f . . . since when did that become a privelege ? get your head out of your ass, thanks. i hate gap and especially aeropostale . . . gag. how are they still in business ? truthfully, people who don't have their own sense of style make me cringe. some paint splattered, swirly printed, skull applique, wannabe artsy shirt that you purchased at urban outfitters is not a fashion statement. and, oh, if you pop the collar of your polo that you bought from any of these above listed stores, stop it. you don't look cool; you look like an idiot.
i love to annoy people that don't like me. it's perhaps the best passtime i can think of. am i talking to you ? maybe. my all time favorite food is pickles, no joke.
but do you want the truth ? i hate when people borrow things and don't give them back, especially my clothes and shoes. i hate talking on the phone, especially if you haven't anything to say. i'm very reclusive at times and am proud in saying that i am content with my own company. i don't believe that there is only one person out there for everybody, and certainly not in love at first sight. i want everyone to know me. i have larger than life aspirations and even if they don't come to fruition, you can feel safe in knowing that you will never meet anyone else like me. roy is not and never will be a carbon copy.
i love money, but rarely do i have much. i love jewelry and swatch watches, but always lose them when i get drunk. people think i'm into myself, but that is most likely your own insecurities. i have confidence in myself and what i do, but don't mistake that for conceit [ although i am admittedly pretty damn awesome. ] i hate being sweaty and exercising especially . . . i refuse to, in fact. pimples, hobbit feet, frosted tips, bad teeth, and bleached out highlights on dark brown hair disgust me.
my favorite color was purple until i was 13. you will never catch me without sweettarts or sour patch kids. i'm a candy junkie. i think that sneezing feels fantastic. it makes me happy. my mom is my best friend and always will be. a lot of people dislike me for what they think they know, but if you aren't my friend already - there is most likely a reason for that. i don't trust people easily, nor do i like every tom, dick, and harry that introduces themself to me . . . i have high standards. you should, too.
my life is an open book; you can feel free to read it, but don't be a critic because things aren't always as they appear. oh, and my middle name is mcmillan.
so i'm really down to earth and like to have a good time all the time. if you are judgemental ( unless it comes to someone's heinous outfit or god awful hair style / color ) then we won't get along. if you don't like individuality and uniqueness, we won't get along. if you don't like people who speak their mind and stand up for what's right, we won't get along. if you are a bigot or a racist and haven't figured out that we now live in a country where everyone has equal rights, we won't get along.
[ BUT ] if you like to have a good time, love the nightlife, sit on your ass at home on occasion and watch a good tv show or movie, be active at times, go to to the beach, nice dinners, good times, laughing, and other things that equate to a fun life, then we most certainly get along.
aside from the pimping of the webpage stuff . . . i like to hang out and go shopping, naturally - i'm gay by the way. [ SURPRISE ! ] someone who makes me laugh is an extra PLUS. this is due mainly to the fact that many a time people will try to be funny and i'm just like ugh . . . shut up already. no offense. (; comedy doesn't really suit everyone.
honestly, don't take everything i say to heart. i'm not completely serious, and i'm certainly not as superficial as i may come across. [ well, maybe just a touch. ]
anyhow, if you happen to think i sound appealing to talk to, you are right. e-mail me.
roy, signing out.
Who I'd like to meet:
i tend to think that i've already met the most bomb ass bitches i could have ever asked for . . . sorry if that ain't you. (:
oh, you girls keep me so young ! i honestly don't like many people, so feel priveleged if you just happen to be in my good graces. ;)
if you are a smarmy guy that always manages to continuously take your shirt off at a club, please get away from me before i get all naomi on your ass :)
on a more positive note, i'm down to meet most anyone. i just want to meet people who are interesting and have something to say . . . REALLY something to say. that's all . . . friends, aquaintances, or otherwise.
i'd really like to meet someone who is down to earth and past the stage in their life where they want to make plans just to break them. i don't get down like that . . . i'm grown, and when i say i'm there . . . i'm there. you be, too.
someone who likes my friends is an extra plus, because my friends are my life.
i don't need a lot of friends. i've actually survived on one or two at a time for a long, long time, so i would really appreciate one who is energetic and likes to kick it . . . one that can have fun no matter what we do. it's always a good time if i'm there.
i respect you, you respect me. i give props where it's deserved, and i certainly don't mess around and waste time with that hateration mess. [ hahahah. not to your face anyway (: ] i find it much more effective if you ignore the people that like to talk and look right past them as though they were invisible.
most importantly . . . i'd like to meet someone who is straight with me being me and accepts my flaws for what they are. i have quite a few [ SHOCKER ! ] so don't be surprised if you find something less than perfect in my character. not one of us is perfect. i hate this expression, but whatever; it fits : c'est la vie.
above all else, i'd really love to meet ashlee simpson, avril lavigne, tom cruise, and katie holmes so i could punch them all in the face.
I am roys relative...he is my daughters uncle..Roy is currently in Charleston,NC in the hospital..Extremely Ill...please pray for him. I love him much..and well things are really rockey with his liver..email me for details..This is extremely serious..i just wanted his friend to know whats going on. Love ALL.
Hi, Honey how are you doing? Just checking up on you. You could call me or better yet answer the phone when I call I would like to talk to you every now and then.
Hello toi alors quoi de 9 ??? Moi bofff, mais bon pas grave ... comment ne pas écouter cette chanson en pnsant à tous les proches qu'on as perdus ... Elle est magnifique et tellement belle ... Voilà en tous cas donne moi des news bises YOHANN
http://www. myspace. com/uneviehorrible Battus par ses parents, drogué, violé, prostitué, ... un témoignage boulversant que ce jeune de 21 ans raconte, un myspace à avoir dans ses amis ...
Bonjour ça vas bien ?? quoi de 9 ???? Je rentre tous juste des pyrénées après une semaine de pluie mais bon je suis content de retrouver mon myspace ... merci en tous cas de ta gentillesse J'espère que auras quelques secondes pour me répondre... BISES YOHANN
http://www. myspace. com/uneviehorrible Battus par ses parents, drogué, violé, prostitué, ... un témoignage boulversant que ce jeune de 21 ans raconte, un myspace à avoir dans ses amis ...
Haha...omg, that made my night. I can't believe I don't have that movie anymore. It's my favorite. Anywayyyys, I am almost free. One more month and then I'll be home! Thank God...
I'm passing this along to you as I consider you a valued friend. This worked for me and I think it may work for you. I have found Inner Peace. Recently I read an article that stated: The best way to achieve inner peace is to Finish Things You Have Started. So today I finished two large bags of potato chips, the last half of a lemon cream pie, a nearly full bottle of Jose Cuervo, a small box of Godiva Chocolates and I slapped the living shit out of someone I have never liked. I feel better than I have felt for a long time!
Please pass this along to a friend who is in need of Inner Peace
notice the car in the background of that pic was about to blow up, hahahaha i just realized that, joke. if you have anymore la pics keep um commin! luv ya
this song. i still don't get it sis . . but get in where you fit in skank. and i too, love coming to america. makes me wanna race out and get some soul - glo for my nappy roots.
p.s. what was the name of the chain restaurant? mc - something . . blah. i KNOW you know it twat waffle.
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