Suzanne Portnoy
"The Butcher, the Baker, the Candlestick Maker and a few more besides"

Female
47 years old
London,
United Kingdom



Last Login:7/22/2008
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    Suzanne Portnoy's Interests
GeneralSex, sex, sex, eating, movies, music, theatre, art and dancing, comedy, baking, eating, swallowing
MusicThe Editors, Chet Baker, Dinah Washington, Amy Winehouse, Frank Sinatra, Ella, Paul Anka, David Bowie, Prince, David Sylvian, Betty Carter, and lots more...
MoviesLittle Miss Sunshine, Crash, Whatever Happened to Baby Jane, Citizen Kane, All About Eve, Casino, Good Fellas, The Godfather, The Lives of Others
TelevisionCurb Your Enthusiasm, Desperate Housewives, the Sopranos, the Shield and currently Entourage. That show sometimes feels like my life.
BooksThe Butcher, the Baker, the Candlestick Maker: An Erotic Memoir by Suzanne Portnoy, Shadow of the Window, the Kama Sutra (translated by Richard Burton), jPod and others.
HeroesNever done the fan thing. Never been an anorak.

     Suzanne Portnoy's Details
Status:Divorced
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:London
Body type:5' 5"
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Jewish
Zodiac Sign:Pisces
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Proud parent
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Author
Income:$75,000 to $100,000

   Suzanne Portnoy's Schools
University Of New Hampshire-Main Campus
Durham, NH
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Communications
Clubs: Drama
 

1979 to 1983

   Suzanne Portnoy's Networking
Publishing - Writer - Non-fiction
Author of the 'The Butcher, the Baker, the Candlestick Maker: An Erotic Memoir' published by Virgin Books.



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   Suzanne Portnoy's Blurbs
About me:

Suzanne Portnoy has been a publicist for twelve years. Divorced and with two children, aged 13 and 15, she lives in North London. Attractive and finally a size 12 after 20 years spent yo-yo dieting, she is happily single and spends her spare time writing, having sex and being a car pool service. She is the author of 'The Butcher, the Baker, the Candlestick Maker' and 'The Not So Invisible Woman.'
Who I'd like to meet:
Alan Yentob, a producer who wants to film my story, a radio guy who can get me an agony aunt slot, a millionaire who doesn't mind if I f*** good looking guys on the side, Madonna at a dinner party to talk about relationships, a fashion designer who would like to give me some free clothes.

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Suzanne Portnoy has 61 friends.
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Suzanne Portnoy's Friends Comments
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Jo





Mar 15 2008 12:35 AM

Hi, Suzanne

hope all is well. Just stopping by to show some love and wish you the best on your Birthday.

Have a good one!
jo


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LIZ PAIGE





Jan 31 2008 11:20 PM

Hey Cuz!!!
Gonçalo





Jan 7 2008 10:29 AM

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fox x x





Dec 22 2007 1:19 PM

fox x x





Dec 19 2007 3:55 PM

Hello sunshine! I'm back in September for Esme's wedding.. Maid of who's honour? As Simon so nicely put it. I miss you and think of you all the time. Will check out the podcast! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
p.s. I got Thom a puppy for his birthday... Suzanne - meet Memphis Minnie
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Vik





Oct 8 2007 2:53 AM

Oh! Bugger! You didn't get it... was more of letter saying that I am off to visit the fox in Feb. - so will let you know the date and can take over to her anything you'd like me to pack... well... "anything" unless it involves my bottom and condom bags full of illicit pills!!! See you soon I hope. Love, Vik xxx
Vik





Oct 6 2007 9:55 AM

Hey! Just sent you a comment, but not sure if it sent ok... will write again if i don't see it up xxx
EllaRegina





Oct 5 2007 1:20 PM

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Thank you for adding me!

xoxo

ER
fox x x





Aug 24 2007 9:48 PM

hey gorgeous! How is Nyc? All is well here... busy like a bee working for the arts festival. Not back to London now till Esme gets married next year! xxx
arazlamoon





Jun 25 2007 6:03 AM

Hey Cous,
Hope all is good. Just hearing the scoop about summer plans. Will you be out in August?
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May 30 2007 7:58 AM

Hi Suzanne Portnoy
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fox x x





May 23 2007 5:31 PM

hey honey,

I had a fall, fainted in my bathroom and fell on a ceramic thing and ended up with 40 stitches in my leg! ouch!
H xx
fox x x





May 7 2007 6:17 PM

hello me julie... It's looking like July 4th - 25th I'll be in London.. can't wait to have ahot tub catch up. Is Yvonne on this crazy myspace lark?
xxx
The Archangels





Feb 10 2007 5:58 AM

Hi Suzanne,
thanks for the add.
I am happy to be your friend.
Yours Charlie.
mr simper





Nov 19 2006 3:22 PM

Thanks for the generous blog and a fabulous evening. Bond 3 was thrilling - as was Bond 4 today. Tis a joyous time - all hail the Craig!
Simpsx
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