SURLY ..Sur-lee.., adj.:
1. ill-humored; bad tempered, unfriendly,rude
2. Menacing or threatening in appearance, as of weather conditions; ominous
WENCH noun :
1. informal terms for a (young) woman [syn: dame, doll, skirt, chick, bird]
2. a woman who serves drinks in a bar
3. a female bartender
thesurlywenchpub.com***BOOKING***
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If I told you I would have to kill you...
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About me: Surly Wench Pub
424 N. 4th Ave
Tucson, AZ 85705*****HOURS: SAT-SUN 2pm-2am***MON-FRI 5pm-2am *****
If you are interested in booking a show, DO NOT CALL. Please click on the "BOOKING" at the end of this ranting. This will take you directly to our booker.
Please NO EMO or SCREAMO. We are busy. If you haven't heard back we are either booked up for a while or we are not interested. Be patient, but do NOT pester us. We get hundreds of requests and go through each one. Showing up to the bar and demanding you speak with a booker will result in your submission being discarded. Especially when it is my day off or I'm eating lunch. We do not book under age bands. All members must be 21+ with I.D. This includes your merch girl. And, no, your girlfriend doesn't count as a member of the band, so don't try to sneak her in the back door.
***BOOKING***
Who I'd like to meet: you- but if you're one of those guys who keep sending me the lame-ass 'hey cutie' bullshit, then you need to go the fuck away. IF YOU'RE CREEPY, I'LL DELETE YOUR ASS.
I'm not here to "hook up". FOR ALL YOU YOUNGINS OUT THERE, DON'T BOTHER TRYING TO "ADD" ME- WE'LL TALK WHEN YOU'RE 21. It is a bar, after all. And if you can't hold your liquor, go down the street to some frat bar- I don't have time for you. I'm not here to babysit. Don't come into my bar and expect my bartenders to treat you like royalty. It's called the SURLY WENCH not the sensitive girl. Treat us with respect and you'll get the same in return. Act like a dumb ass- accept the consequences.
