After washing my hair at yours this morning, I put one of your towels on my head and it trailed down my back... I was gonna come downstairs and say: "Guess who I am?! ERYKAH BADU!" But you all would have been like, "You fucking racist." Last night WAS flawless. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
just think about summer, being 18 and fucking prague, mate. in the words of my good friend bob: don't worry about a thing, because every little thing is going to be alright. alreet then. i'm glad that's sorted. email me like you've never emailed someone before, baby. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
i can't stop freaking commenting you and liv because i've got so much to say about SHIT. behsecly, you best have heard beyonce's version of in da club. the lyrics are dcp. hollah hollah. Dancin' dirrty while I'm flirtin, 'cause he' checkin' up on me!! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
sweet mother of moses, can i just say, beyonce knowles is actually the best thing since spaghetti bolognese. i'm not even kidding. i'm sat on my own in my living room singing TO THA LEFT TO THA LEFT. i totally forgot how much i loved her. i've become such an rnb whore. what happened to being rock chicks, girrrrl?! actually i'm still just as in love with rock as i used to be, but rnb is so much FUN. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
OH.MY.GOD.BRIAN. LOOK AT HIS CROTCH. IT IS SO BIG. HE LOOKS LIKE ONE OF THOSE DRAG QUEEN'S BOYFRIENDS <333333333 YOU GIVE ME BEAVERRRRR oh god. DYA WANNA SEE THE ANGRY BEAVER?! YETA! xxxxxxxxxxxx
Hahahahahaha yeah top night really! We have to go there and Junk because that is DCP TERRITORY. I knew there was something wrong about the fucking spelling and I couldn't think for the life of me what it was. Rajor/Razor same DIFF. But not really, let's not lie to one another. OH DEAR OH DEAAAAR. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
I look like an emo fag or some shit but check out the new name. I'm slightly tipsy so this may appear rather HOMO in the morning. IN THE MORNING, YOU KNOW I WON'T REMEMBER A THING. I fucking hate Rajorlight. Or however you fucking spell it. WAHHH. xxxxxxxxxx
I WISH I COULD STIR IT UP TO BE QUITE HONEST...On the couch. On the table. On the bar and of course, on the floor. :P Quench me, when I'm thirsty oh come on cool me down babyyyy when I'm HOT. Your recipe is so tasty darlin'! Marley is the shit. xxxxxxxxxxxx
Hahahah yah mon. I got absolutely drenched and felt slightly dodgy...atleast I wasn't wearing a white top. :/ Me too! I've gone slighly pinker, which is hopeful! Need to top it up every day for a while I reckon. The wedding was fabulous thanks. Got wrecked then sobered up after I made an arse of myself. Singing 'Relight My Fire' in a Cornish accent and falling off a bench. How's your weekend beeeen? Any solid plans for your 18th yet? xxxxxx