Not sure where you collectivize yourselves, but if it's Baltimore, then Pittsburgh's rusty, coal-tarnished buns of steel are waiting to accept a thrust or 2 from SIDS. Maybe once Atom is a doctor you'll know the success of being featured in American Eagle Outfitters's (headquartered here) "college battle of the bands".
Until then there are some rotting, wood-panelled shithouses like Belvedere's aching for your sound, the kind of places that don't mind if you throw up or expose yourselves onstage.
In all seriousness, yinzers and SIDS are like yinzers and: beer pierogies ugly women "Stillers"
Also, Pittsburgh is so warped and unseemly that it's hip to be a smelly broke fuck, wear cutoffs, toy around with a BB, and other plebian mannerisms scarcely seen above the Mason-Dixon line.
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