Hello, my name is Starr Ahrens. I am a nice girl with good values. I perform improv and sketch comedy in and around Los Angeles and on special occasions, stand-up.
This year I performed in Fresno’s Rogue Festival, The Des Moines Fringe Festival and The Minnesota Fringe Festival. Overall, the people seemed to enjoy my solo show but the sketch show I was in, "Starr, Scott and Bill" had the second worst online-audience-review rating of the entire Minnesota Fringe Festival. Apparently the show angers some people.
For audience reviews of my solo show at the Rogue go here.
For a review of Starr, Scott and Ed go here. For audience reviews of that same show go here.
Besides all this hogwash, I also perform with The Gay Mafia and I just got accepted into the LA women’s choir, Vox Femina. So who the hell knows what’s going to happen next.
Influences
musicals, riot grrls, motivational speakers, gospel, British accents and Styx.
TV Shows
A show appropriate for everyone! Audiences have a great time, every time.
Bookable. Very bookable.
Starr, Scott and Bill. Sketch comedy for people who like to laugh or at least smile. Or who want to challenge their stoic persona.
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HIGH ENERGY, "IN YOUR FACE" SKETCH COMEDY. I'm just kidding, it's not really "in your face". That would be like mountain dew sketch comedy. This is more like good.
This comedy has also been enjoyed in the form of Starr, Scott and Bill
About me: Right now I'm interested in "neck feels great 2008" which is my goal for this year - to end my chronic neck pain. Suggestions?
Other interests include: resting, doing relaxing activities like cruises, and organizing my house.
Who I'd like to meet: My new plans include rock climbing, fitness, and good attitudes. So if you fall into one of those catagories, or another I haven't listed here, maybe we'll become friends by christmas.
I'm interested in "meeting" the following people:
Nathan Friese, Greg Field, Matt Schuler, Wendi Holloway, Dave Farwell, Melanie Robinson-Firosz, Luke Joanis, Jake Thomas. There are more, but these are the main ones right now. So, if you know these people, allow me to "meet" them.
I'll be on radio. I'll be at Vera's. You can be anywhere. Plug 208. 109. 24. 34:8020/listen. pls into your browser or go to TwinCitiesRadio. net. Better yet, show up on the patio with the sun going down. 2901 Lyndale S. Wednesday, August 20.
Starr you rock! Thanks for inviting us to the concert. LOVED IT! La Cucaracha and Las Amarillas were my favs. Too bad I missed the first 1/2 but as a good Mexican I had to be seriously late. Thanks!
The Ed Galvez Punk House (awesomedude30. blip. tv) is performing at the Westside Eclectic Theater tomorrow at 9PM. Located at 1323-A 3rd St. Promenade. Would love to see you there!
Featuring
Amanda Egge (UCB ) Lauren Roggenkamp (OC's Funniest person Finalist) Mike Bridenstien (HBO LV Comedy Fest) Iliza Shlesinger (Last Comic Standing) Ryan Niemiller (Lobster Mop top) Karl Hess (Sunday Sunday Sunday) Jackie Kashian (Comedy Central) Host Tia Ayers (Girls Next Door)
I did take (grOw!) that photo. Can't wait to get gardening again very sOon. Happy Almost Spring to you. I'd say avoid the corn, but keep the corNy on high... (it's actually a major immune stimulant). Hope all is well in the land of gOld, Ap
btw, been moving/scrapping a bunch lately... came across a prized starr ahrens letter collection (mint condition). Amazing! Still smells like vanilla. I don't think I can send them to you yet but I promise I will... Love, Ap
My friend...long time no talk. I hope that this message finds you well and in good spirits. It's almost September which means that we may dip down into the upper 90s for a day or two. We're so lucky! But then it will be October, and the weather will be fantabulous for 7 months straight. Not bad. Besides, the phoenix summer builds character.
I believe the question was what were the odds that three out of three of your submissions to a random lottery would be picked when there were 180 total picked out of 300 total submissions. And I believe the answer is 180/300 x 179/299 x 178/298 giving you a 21.4554106529595 % chance which is slightly more than 1 in 5 chance.
are you serious? we have had those for like... i don;t know... forever. i would not be surprised at all if they were orginals, seeing as how my parents married in 1955.
thanks for the pic comment. Yeah, mia looks like shit. But sweeet jeezus can she dance! Juust pulled out my copy of The Representative...thought of you. Gosh that was a fun show.
Congrats on the show...you made me laugh so hard :D just wish I could really tell my hormonal students that mutual masterbation is an option to "Sex Can Wait". heehee
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HIGH ENERGY, "IN YOUR FACE" SKETCH COMEDY. I'm just kidding, it's not really "in your face". That would be like mountain dew sketch comedy. This is more like good.
This comedy has also been enjoyed in the form of Starr, Scott and Bill
