James
"James: It's what's for dinner."

Male
17 years old
Sydney, New South Wales
Australia



Last Login:7/19/2008
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 MySpace URL: 
  http://www.myspace.com/staplerofdeath  

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    James's Interests
GeneralMusic, Humour, Writing
MusicU2, Radiohead, Beatles, Meatloaf , The Whitlams, Jamie Cullum, Trey Anastasio, Pink Floyd, Alan Parsons Project, Black Sabbath, Bob Evans, Ben Folds Five, Muse, Crowded House, The Cat Empire
MoviesShaun of the dead , Hot Fuzz, Bubba Ho-Tep, Fight Club, Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, Punch Drunk Love, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Garden State
TelevisionM*A*S*H, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Extras
BooksThe Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald, Dune by Frank Herbert, Of Mice and Men by John Steinbeck, Never have your dog stuffed and other lessons I've learned by Alan Alda, U2BYU2, Anything by Robert Rankin or Stephen King
HeroesIronman

     James's Details
Status:Single
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Wentworth Falls
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:Virgo
Children:Someday
Education:High school
Occupation:Amateur Comedian



James is performing a few times in May, check it out.

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About me:

Welcome to the profile! For comedy info check out: www.myspace.com/JamesColleyComedy For anything else, feel free to message.
Who I'd like to meet:
U2, Alan Alda (Hawkeye on M*A*S*H), Ricky Gervais, Tarintino, Simon Pegg, Edgar Wright

   James's Friend Space (Top 8)
James has 79 friends.
 abby mcguff☠ 


 Kel εїз 


 Mr Jarred 


 Ninosaurus 


 zoe. 


 steffy. ☆ 


 Laura 


 Stevo :) 





James's Friends Comments
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steffy. ☆





Jun 18 2008 8:15 PM

Jamesss Colley
He's so holy
I know this poem sucks so
I'm so solley
Kel εїз





Jun 10 2008 1:31 AM

That just reminded me, I could really go a cookie too!
Kel εїз





Jun 10 2008 1:30 AM

Do you know what I need?

A HUGE BANANA SPLIT WITH CHOCOLATE AND VANILLA ICECREAM AND CHOCOLATE SPRINKLES... oh and STRAWBERRIES!!!
I also need Elvis =(

Tough cookie, that you are!

I love you.
xxxx
zoe.





May 18 2008 11:33 PM

james!

how is everything?

how's school?

we need to catch up.

it is amazingly cold right now, it's making it difficult to type.

ahhh.

yeah, i have nothing.

write back when you can! =]

xoxoxox.
abby mcguff☠





May 5 2008 4:40 AM

Jamesford.
You're the sickest cunt I know.
Niight.
chris[TWLOHA]





Apr 24 2008 5:56 PM

yo, my email is aziz_torch@hotmail.com in case u lost the paper or whatever.
just send us ur bit asap yeh? cheers mate
zoe.





Apr 22 2008 5:54 AM

ahaha the news reporter just said.

"and now, the ups and downs of being stuck in a lift for two days"



man, she is getting promoted.
that was golden. ahahahaha.
Mike...





Apr 22 2008 4:06 AM

Evening Mr James

how your holidays been so far?
Kel εїз





Apr 22 2008 1:40 AM

Shameful, James.
Just shameful!

haha xx
Laurence





Apr 15 2008 5:47 AM

haha, cheers James, no doubt it would be more useful than my previously discussed assassination skills, painful though it would be, I just can't see George Bush standing there for long enough for it to actually kill him.
feel free to insert a burning bush joke here at your leisure.
chris[TWLOHA]





Apr 13 2008 7:26 PM

fridays prolly better foe me.
either ur place or mine cuz penno library closed for renovations
chris[TWLOHA]





Apr 12 2008 7:24 PM

hey man. what days u free this week? we needa do ext english or butcher will kill us lol.
Kel εїз





Apr 10 2008 2:31 AM

lol
and people say I'm a special child :P

haha love xx
zoe.





Apr 8 2008 3:12 AM

james =]

my exams finished today.

HOLIDAYS!


whoooooo.




hehe.




time for sleepinggg. yayyy.



how have your exams been going?

what have you got planned for the holidays?

hope everything's well.


xxxxxx
abby mcguff☠





Mar 30 2008 1:26 AM

james!
*bounces around*
fucking bored!
do you know how strange your name is?
james.
It sounds like there should be something on the end of it..
Jamesford.
Jamesjamin.
Jametopher?
eh.
Ice cream time.
cheers.
chris[TWLOHA]





Mar 28 2008 9:29 PM

sounds good.
what scene r u doin so that i dun pick the same one
chris[TWLOHA]





Mar 27 2008 1:39 AM

yo brother.
we needa start our ext english assignment lol
Kel εїз





Mar 19 2008 10:59 PM

Hey
BeforeI leave for hols (I ask you; a holiday full of study, what the hell kind of hol is that?!?!) I just wanna say HAPPY EASTER, don't eat too much chocolate and... enjoy the long weekend, something I won't be :P
Be good, if you can't do that, don't get caught! :P
Later
love xx
Sammy





Mar 15 2008 11:27 PM

Lol
Sammy





Mar 13 2008 3:03 AM

Bahahahahahahaha you have been added.
Welcome to hell.
Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
How be you?
I'm bored. I should be doing my english essay. It is about a pigeon and 50,000 other fun and delightful things.
Aurevoir. Sionarra. Ciao. Goodbye.
Just ignore me. I do strange things when I'm bored. Which is often. Not really. Actually yes. No. Maybe.
I think I'm coming across as insane, which means it's time to go!
Bye!
Kel εїз





Mar 12 2008 2:52 AM

lol ummm...
honestly...


der! haha naturally :P
xx
Stevo :)





Mar 11 2008 4:59 AM

Loved the rant you linked me to.
Holly





Feb 9 2008 8:59 PM

rawr!
Kel εїз





Feb 1 2008 4:20 AM

Hello
James

I
am
bored,

As
you
can
probably
tell
:)

Love
Me
Always
xx
Kel εїз





Jan 26 2008 5:18 AM

COMMENT!!!

Cos I can :P
xx
zoe.





Jan 26 2008 12:15 AM

i am so sorry about today.

that man could talk under water.

haha he has some good value however.

sorry we couldn't talk much.

xx
Kel εїз





Jan 25 2008 1:30 AM

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

CELEBRATE!!! haha
xx
Kel εїз





Jan 19 2008 1:40 AM

Meow!

xx
Kel εїз





Jan 9 2008 7:33 AM

Hey ummm yeah bout that msg, don't worry lol All is good... I'll explain later.
Toodles! Hope you're sleeping tight :) xxxx
zoe.





Jan 4 2008 9:06 PM

you have no life.

you spend all your time on msn.

*cough hipocrite. what?
Kel εїз





Dec 26 2007 4:19 AM

haha Im on now :P
Stevo :)





Dec 24 2007 3:11 PM

Merry christmas to you, and to you a christmas Merry!
zoe.





Dec 23 2007 7:54 PM

thanks man,

have an amazing day surrounded by everyone you love.

( well, mostly everyone )

MERRY CHRISTMASSS!




XO
Kel εїз





Dec 22 2007 6:48 PM

Merry Christmas! Happy New Year! etc etc as Sarah would say :P

Have a good week, I know you'll have fun :D

Be good (Santa is watching) and if you can't be good, then don't get caught :P

Lots of love
xx
zoe.





Dec 20 2007 2:17 AM

"oh no, someone broke the koala"
Kel εїз





Dec 19 2007 4:38 AM

SMILE!!!

haha thats all I got :P
Love xx
zoe.





Dec 19 2007 3:04 AM

hey james.

i just wanted to thank you again for always being there.

i am having the worst week of my life, i swear.

cheer me up.

now. i command you.
Kel εїз





Dec 16 2007 3:37 AM

"Tell me everything will be all right and dream of me tonight..."

-Tell Me Everything, Just Surrender

xx
Kel εїз





Dec 14 2007 1:46 AM

I miss talking to you... I don't like this feeling :(
haha You better be having fun! Or else...
xx
Ninosaurus





Dec 9 2007 5:15 AM

James!

That is all.
Kel εїз





Dec 7 2007 3:15 AM

:P

xx
Stevo :)





Nov 22 2007 2:00 AM

Ah, that's unlucky. Maybe i'll get to come see you in full swing some time.
Stevo :)





Nov 21 2007 1:35 PM

Hey, how did it go?
Laura





Nov 20 2007 10:49 PM

Goodluck for the comedy gig!
Stevo :)





Nov 18 2007 12:37 PM

It was fantastic like words don't do justice... Almost as good as U2 last year.
Stevo :)