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Wyqued's General Info
About Me
Wow, you sure you want to ask that? I do have my moments of complete narcissistic, egomaniacal vanity. (The big words may confuse you, read a dictionary!) It is quite possible that I may talk for hours.
I am...odd. I am unsure how else to describe me. If you were to take some eccentricity, a dash of capriciousness, and blend it all with a good amount of madness, you might get me. If it's not me, it's as damn close as you're going to get. Let's see. I have a deep love for the burlesque and vaudeville cabaret. My fashion could be described as a sort of dark, punk cabaret infused with high Victorian elegance, accentuated by gothic lolita styles, which is then run through the gutters of late 19th Century England.
Speaking of gutters, I have the dirtiest mind for a woman I know; truly, it's really no joke. My house is called the Gutter House just for that reason, for anyone entering the premises seems to be overtaken by the need to take absolutely everything in the naughtiest way possible. *smirks* But it’s alright, since all my roommates are perverts anyway, it makes for quite entertaining evenings. I can hardly get embarrassed by words anymore, unless you find the thin line of underlying truth (when it’s there) in my words and call me out on it.
I am a performer, even if I don't go on stage regularly. I act, dance, sing, fire spin, trapeze, and generally clown around. I am part of the Living Dead Brigade.
My poetry is laced with dark ribbons, my violin bow rosined with arsenic, and my voice infused with cyanide. I only play with people who can't read music because it makes me feel smarter. I hold tea courts with my lovely bloody crumpets, take bathes with corsets on, and wear only mismatched striped socks.
I tend to run my fingers through my hair or bite my lip when nervous. I am a girl of polar opposites. I am a hopeless romantic who falls in love at first sight, but having a heart broken twice, with no duct tape around to patch it back together, I have lost all of my faith in the power of love. I am one of the sweetest people you will ever meet, but my Aries brain does not allow me to be subtle, and my frankness can often be a turn off. I am often kind, but I have a quick temper, and I can be just as cruel. I normally give up on people too easily, but I can't seem to let go to those I love (which has caused me a lot of heart ache). I am under the belief that I may never know how to truly love someone. I'm deathly afraid of needles and losing my heart to someone.
I have several alter egos I rely upon to get me through tricky situations, the one you will probably see the most of at the moment is the Queen of Tarts. She guards over my virtue (what little left I have). She is as debaucherous as she is lovely, and for breakfast she dines on the hearts of men she broke the night before. She is my first impression, used to stay all those who would shatter an already broken heart. Get through her and you may find the embodiment of all that is sweet and kind in me.
I have a firm philosophy of walking away when you're angry; I'm much too passionate, and I'll often say things I shouldn't. I believe in coming back to it when you can gain a new perspective. I'm often wrong, and I'll admit it, but I will tell you when you're wrong as well. I am bi-sexual, however, I don't really date girls. I never have, and being a girl myself, I really wonder what guys see in us. I don't like the drama that seems to surround our every movement; that's what poetry is for. That said, although I can appriciate the female form, guys are much better... equiped to handle me *wink wink, nudge nudge*
Nevertheless, though I may be mad, I am quite entertaining, and in the end, that’s all that’s really important – laughter.
Come to the dark side... we have more cookies...
Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it, if it changes your life, let it. Nobody said it'd be easy, they just promised it would be worth it.
Don't ever be afraid to look to the past, because sometimes, the way forward is really the way back...
Who I'd Like to Meet
First a note about friends: If you add me to your friend's list, you'll have to message me and tell me who you are and where you met me. I will generally only meet people I know, or have met, or share the same interests, so if you're some random stranger, you get the big ol' denied button.
I'd like to meet way too many people...I supposed if I really wanted to meet someone I would. HA! How's that for an answer?
Edvin Marton, I believe the man is the devil himself, the way he plays a violin...; Russell Brand, because his fucking insane sense of humor and has a delectably dirty mouth to go with.
Dirty minded people. Men who can pull off skirts (as in wear them, not pull them off women). Completely insane people.
As in "the one for me": Someone who understands that just because I have a dirty mind it doesn't mean I'm not innocent; that just because I am crazy doesn't mean I can't be serious; and someone who finds my odd (and often inappropriate) sense of humor refreshing. Someone who will push me to be the person I am on the inside, instead of the person I present to the normal population.
For those of you on my friends list, I do not organize my list AT ALL, so don't judge your friendship off my ranking.
Likes
acting, art, biting, black ribbons, bondage, broken hearts, bubble baths, burlesque, cartoons, cheap and evil girls, cheese, comics, composing, computers, concerts, cookies, corsets, costume design, D&D, dark cabaret, DOOM, drawing, drowning dollies, eating babies, fairy tales, fashion, fire poi and fans, gargoyles, gir, goth, gothic lolita, harpsichords, hearts, invader zim, jester hats, kissing, lace, lenore, love, madness, making boys blush, manhandling, masks, mood shots, movies, my ass, my friends, names that begin with O, nin, notebooks with no margins, Ophelia, painting, panty shots, perversion, pirates, poetry, post-apocalyptic movies, potatoes, punctuation, punk cabaret, random phrases, raspberries, ren faires, ribbons, role-playing, romantic men, scars, sculpting, semi-colons, sewing, shiny things, short boys, singing, slytherin, socks, squirming, stomping, straight pretty-boys, strange songs, striped socks, sugar, switchblade symphony, tattoos, tea, theatre, vaudeville, victorians, video games, violin, wild west, wings, WOD, WOW, writhe and shine, writing, zombies
Disikes
friends who get angry at each other and won't work it out, men in white lab coats, misunderstandings, people who are opinionated AND not open to new ideas (opinionated people are OK), people who say the C word and the N word way to frequently, people who tell me fairies aren't real, spiders I can't see, unintelligent people unwilling to change, the nurse
Movies
I am in love with scary/suspense, and I love going to the theatre to watch them (if my friends can put up with my screaming ^-^) - They, Hide and Seek, Wrong Turn
I like fantasy movies - Legend, Labyrinth, the new Peter Pan (the mermaids were SO FREAKING AWESOME), Never-ending Story, Pan's Labyrinth
Old black and white silent movies. I developed a love for them when I took a film class in high school. A lot of people actually don't know this about me, LOL. I love the great comedians, like Buster Keaton. (OMG, and when Johnny Depp played a Keaton/Chaplin character in Benny and Joon, *drools*)
Speaking of Johnny Depp - I like any movies with Mr. Depp in them...yum!
Action movies – Matrix (my heart nearly stopped during the highway scene in the second one), Collateral
Martial Arts Epics - Hero, Crouching Tiger, anything with Jet Li.
Color - Sixth Sense, Hero, Bound, American Beauty - I am very much a color girl when it comes to movies. Colors are extreemly symbolic to me.
Television
Since Buffy was canceled there IS no TV *runs away crying to go pout in a graveyard - alone - in the dark*
Just finished Firefly - awesome.
I'm watching Dead Like Me on DVD - It's pretty cool.
Lost
Family Guy - TOO FUNNY!!!
Deadwood - mmm... Wild West *licks*
I have a strange fascination with Law and Order SVU
Fraggle Rock!!!! Muppet Show!!!!
I want to get Wonderfalls on DVD, it's a shame they canceled the series.
Books
I like the classics (Shakespeare, Dante, Milton), as well as all of the Victorian/Romantic writers (Emily Bronte, Charles Kingsley, Oscar Wilde) and then there is the classic Erotica (Sappho, Ovid, Shakespeare's Sonnets). I’ve also begun reading Gregory Maguire (for all you “modern” people out there :p)
For all the stuffy things I read, I'm actually pretty chaotic. Guess that's where the children's books come in ^-^
Every once in a while when I'm down, I like to get those trashy romance novels. Their descriptions of sex are hillarious!
Heros
Ophelia, The Lady of Shallott, Morrissey
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