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SEX ME's Interests
General
SUPER DUPER GAY PORNO - starring andy patton, jason elkins, dan delgado, jorge jaramillo
ANDY'S FAVORITE TOP 53 VIDEO.
GAMES OF ALL TIME.....................
1. Half Life 2 - Xbox 360...............
Mass Effect - Xbox 360.................
2. Goldeneye - N64.......................
3. Castlevania: SymOfNight - Ps1..
4. Resident Evil 4 - Gamecube.......
5. Gauntlet (4player - Arcade.......
6. Tetris - Gameboy.......................
7. TMNT,NinjaTurtles(4plyr-Arcade.
8. X-Men (4player - Arcade..........
9. Legend of Zelda,the - Nes......
10. Megaman 2 - Nes....................
11. Super Mario Kart - N64..........
12. Super Smash Bros. - N64.........
13. Thing,the - Xbox....................
14. Super Mario World - Snes.........
15. Jurassic Park:Op.Genesis-Xbox
16. Super Mario Allstars (all 3 marios
............................... - Snes
17. Marvel Vs Capcom2-Dreamcast
18. Simpsons,the (4player - Arcade
19. JoeMontanaSportstalk2-Gen...
20. Sim City - Snes.......................
21. Contra - Nes............................
22. Streets of Rage - Genesis.........
23. Clive Barker's Undying - Pc.......
24. Clive Barker's Jericho-Xbox360
25. Bonk's Adventure-TurGraphix
26. Dr.RobotnikBeanmachine-Snes
27. F.E.A.R. - Xbox 360...............
28. Bust-a-Move - Snes................
29. Mortal Kombat 3 - Arcade..........
30. LegendofZelda:LinktoPast-Snes
31. Crystalis - Nes ......................
32. Turok: Rage Wars - N64............
33. Star Wars:JediPwrBattles-Ps1
34. Star Wars:KOTR - Xbox .........
35. Starfox - N64.........................
36. Aeroblasters - Turbo Graphix
37. Avengers,the(4player-Arcade
38. Side Pocket - Genesis.............
39. Resident Evil 2 - Ps1.............
40. Killer Instinct - N64.................
41. Ms. Pac-Man - Arcade..............
42. Aliens VS Predator - Xbox.........
43. Actraiser - Snes.......................
44. Crystal Castles - Atari 2600......
45. Berzerk - Atari.......................
46. Kiwi Kraze - Nes.....................
47. Super Contra - Snes...............
48. Sonic the Hedgehog - Genesis...........................................
49. Gears of War - Xbox 360.........................
50. NBA Jam: Tournament Edition - Snes
51. Super Bomberman - Snes............
52. Double Dragon 2 - Nes.............
53. Halo - Xbox.......................
ANDY LOVES HIS NONNY
ANDY'S TOP 10 WORST MOVIES
OF ALL TIME....................................
1. HALLOWEEN (2007...................
2. THE NOTEBOOK........................
3. ALONE IN THE DARK...................
4. BALLS OF FURY.......................
5. BEERFEST..................................
6. BATTLEFIELD EARTH...................
7. HOUSE OF THE DEAD.................
8. THE NUMBER 23........................
9. ETERNAL SUNSHINE OF A SPOTLESS MIND............................
10. FLAGS OF OUR FATHERS............................
11. HARRY POTTER (ALL MOVIES)...........
Jesus and God don't represent good.
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MIKE TYSON is awesome!
STEPHEN KING is my biological 'accidental' father who jizzed in my mom first and kept it hush hush to keep his career on track
I love playing XBOX 360. I HAD to buy it because of all the aweseome sci-fi action games. Ps3 is gay. Wii is for kids. If you're intelligent, then you'll get a 360.
A BRIEF STEPHEN KING HISTORY LESSON: all these movies have spawned from his imagination.. Apt.Pupil, Carrie(all4), Cat's Eye, Stand by Me, Shawshank Redemption, Children of the Corn(all7), Creepshow(all3), Cujo, Dark Half, Dead Zone (both+series), Nightshift, Tales from the Darkside (movie,series), Desperation, Dolores Claiborne, Firestarter (both), Green Mile, Boogeyman, Christine, Needful Things, Dreamcatcher, Sometimes they come Back (all3), Langoliers, Kingdom Hospital, Rose Red, Storm of the Century, Graveyard Shift, Hearts in Atlantis, Golden Years, Tommyknockers, Lawnmower Man (both), Mangler (all 3), Maximum Overdrive, Poltergeist (all3), Nightmares + Dreamscapes, Misery, Monkeyshines, Hudsucker Proxy, The Stand, Pet Semetary (all3), Riding the Bullet, IT, Quicksilver Highway, Running Man, Salem's Lot (all3), Secret Window, Sleepwalkers, Thinner, Trucks, Silver Bullet, Shining (both), and upcoming 'The Mist'-theatres, '1408'- theatres, and 'The Talisman' 6hr miniseries, Cell (director of hostel, about zombies), Long Walk, The Dark Tower (trilogy, big budget), Children of the Corn and Pet Semetary remakes.
Music
Any genre- I like anything that's good. I also like evil creepy Halloween sounding music like synthpop, darkwave, metal and especially Three Six Mafia, Cradle of Filth, type o negative, danzig, mesh, rotersand, covenant, kovenant, de/vision, and more. I love Comedy albums too.
Movies
Television
Lost, I love new york, America's Most Smartest Model, A shot at love w tila tequila, Stargate Sg1-atlantis(now suck), Beavis&butthead, Invasion, Outerlimits, ali g, Talesfrom the crypt, Twilight Zone, Queer Eye, South Park, fam.guy SUCKS, benny hill, Rob & Big, surface, robot chicken, wonder showzen, wild boys, viva la bam, jackass, mtv's next, made, true life, boiling points, blind date, shipmates, history, discovery channel, apprentice, joe schmoe, deal or no deal, (matlock, hunter, wheel of fortune, golden girls, and jeopardy) with nonny, animal planet, most extreme, nigel's show, revenge on animal cops, deep blue, (almost any network science fiction show) and tons moe doo
Books
STEPHEN KING, fiction, Comics, Classics, fables, tales, playboy magazine...saaa, sci-fi, memoir love messages given to nonny by her late husband, romance paperbacks with oil painted pictures of fabio on them
Heroes
MOM, STEPHEN KING, CRISSY 'Jizzsac' SZYMCZAK, NON, PHIL, steve irwin, STEVE-O, BOB BARKER, iron mike tyson, trey parker/matt stone, pink floyd, the guy that 'hotel rwanda' was based, the writers of 'babel','crash','i am david','elephant man', clive barker, eric schlosser- richard linklater (for making 'Fast food nation'), quentin tarantino, frank darabont, anna sewell/ writer of black beauty, steven segal who changes animal laws in other countries along with kicking ass on tv, (pamela anderson, john c. reilly, alec baldwin, ryan reynolds, alicia silverstone) all actors who use their fame to help animals, u2, brad pitt, angelina jolie, dianne fossey, chris pontius, the african american woman who laid on top of her grandchild in a bathtub during a fire that killed just her, anyone who stands up and fights for the weak, sarah mclaughlin, mark gruenwald, jim starlin, stan lee, jack kirby, and myself for getting an article in the times published recently that spawned debates for two weeks about some faggy kid holding up a dead deer in a picture, and myself again for getting another part of my article seen by pet of the week in the times which made them do a statistics page on adopted animals, but i didn't really accomplish shit because people are still douchebags
Purdue University-Calumet Campus
Hammond, IN
Graduated: N/A
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: English, Ols
Minor: nursing, supervision, engineering, management, surveying
Clubs: soccer team 96,2000, besides that nothing- except for being class clown and entertaining classes...those were the good ole' days
1995 to 2000
Morton Senior High School
Hammond, IN
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Major: ap english, art 9-10, ap econ, ap zoology, typing,
Clubs: football, wrestling, track
1993 to 1995
Donald E Gavit Mdl/high Sch
Hammond, IN
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Major: Art,Vandalism,Fighting,Ceramics
Minor: lunch football
Clubs: baseball, weightlifting, wrestling, detention, baseball cards, drawing..and a prospect during football training to be the top wide reciever..too bad i transfered school
About me: FOR OVER 80 OF MY VIDEOS GO TO
http://youtube.com/user/boathopper
OR VISIT MY THINGFROMANOTHERWORLD PAGE AT
http://thethingfromanotherworld.webs.com
ART MELENDEZ VIDEO
ANDY'S HEINZ COMMERCIAL
BOYTRONIC- 'YOU'(SYNTHPOP, HILARIOUS VIDEO AWESOME SONG!!!
HERE'S A FUN VIDEO OF HORSES GETTING TORTURED IN MEXICO!!
I'm Andy Patton the most normal, unracist, open minded, cool dude you'll ever know. I love gay people, animals, movies, video games, writing, my immediate family, friends and soulmate Crissy Szymczak. I do construction full time, write full time, bag groceries part time and get pussy overtime. I was called Mr. Cool as a substitute. I don't watch sports like I used to, but still love playing sports. I played half a summer for the Gary SteelCity Giants semi-pro baseball in 2004, led Hammond's team to a state f.o.p. softball title in 2005 with an .800 average and over 50 rbi's, and scored 2 goals with over 15 assists for an entire season at Purdue Soccer in 2000. I ran the mile in track, played football (#80, flanker), and wrestled (160pnds)in highschool and played many other sports including being on the 94 cubs championship little league team with Big 'E' Eric Garcia. I guess I'm considered an animal activist, but I don't think I am whatsoever, I just don't go killing animals- that's what PUSSIES do. I don't have beliefs; killing animals is wrong. I do still eat meat now, but I'm not talking about the overwhelming farming issues. Breeding puppies is probably the most evil thing that exists. Its completely legal and every jackoff does it. I have to rip down hundreds of ads from pegboards of lowlifes selling living creatures for profit without any guarantee where these lives will end up in a year. The animals all grow up in the jail system of shelters just like humans without loved ones end up. A true statistic for breeding puppies is 90% of all those lives end within 3 years from owners not wanting them anymore, or dog fighters buying them for 'bait', or being euthanized in the overcrowded shelters. Would you have a baby and sell it? Then why would you do that to a puppy? Let's say a man in a suit bought it and wasn't into dogfighting, let's say that man has a happy family, let's say you have a contract to visit and checkup on that puppy every 6 months and the guy still has it, well if all these waves of luck are on your side then its still evil because you're creating life when lives in the shelters have noone, you directly affected the adoption process of another needy puppy that's going to be put to sleep from being brought into this world. Take a trip into a Humane Society animal shelter once and see what's happening to those slaves you're selling. These are lives, not fucking stocks or fridges, and if you need religion or other people to tell you its okay then you can just follow all of them straight to hell because you're just a follower and rationalizing with your conscience.
Hunters say they put food on their families plates and that's bullshit, that's their excuse to have some fun and shoot and kill shit. Culls and disease is the only time we should hunt not because we enjoy it (this isn't fucking oregon trail), and only professionals that can manage a gun should do this, not some asshole hick who's also getting his kids involved to 'survive', into it for fun who aren't capable of offering mercy in 1 bullet and also shoot random animals in the woods for target practice. I'm living my life as a good person with no ill will towards anyone because anyone can change although they may not want to. I hate people in general, I hate the world, I hate Cabela's, I hate people who go or work at Cabela's, I hate religion, I hate overpopulation. Regardless of bullshit you say about your god, its physically impossible not to release the poisons in your body, everyone needs to ejaculate and do, everybody masterbates and if you honestly aren't someone with a rare disease then you probably have prostate or pussy cancer. Masses of people disgust me and cultures shouldn't disgust me, but in today's world they do. Each race of people sticks by each other like its a numbers war- why don't you stick by animals and good people instead of a certain race. Masses of stupid people is happening in Mexico and Spain where people congregate and view torturous bullfights just because its a tradition, its happening in Arkansas with hog dog rodeos where families go to watch and laugh as rotweillers are released to rip a baby pig apart as it squeals with kids laughing in the crowd, its happening with Michael Vick and all his buddies from the ghetto who think its okay to watch dogs torture each other during fighting. Masses of people disgust me and I don't care if the whole fucking world is bombed. I'm basically the furthest creation from god that there possibly is, god is evil, and eventually I will write something intelligent and show what a horrible world this is, regardless of how you make your own world. about 80% of the world is depressed or in pain, and about another 15% percent of you are living in your sheltered lives following rules like you were taught with a film of religious cataract over your eyes, i'm just going to let you see things from another point of view, that's all, then you can decide for yourself. I have the greatest life I could ask for but I'm still the most miserable person on the earth and don't want to live. Its all because of the world around me, I can't completely ignore everything like everyone else in the world does, when they preach their religions, etc from fear that things might change. If you're uptight in your short life on this damned world we live on then don't take it out on me. This is my online universe and I really don't care if I offend you. Offended people is what's been ruining this world because of their fears. Do you people actually believe their's some dude with a beard controlling everything from a cloud? The answer to this question can seperate normal people from stupid people. I believe there's something out there, but it isn't all powerful because the world we live in is horrible, hell and imperfect (for some people, other than yourselves). You can't base your life on a belief, what if that belief is wrong? Are you telling me you can be a big an asshole as you want, kill 'gods' creatures, be mean to people, then just go to confession and you'll be forgiven? That's the biggest crock of shit I've ever heard. You're all afraid of death and that's why you give into your fears and pray to something, hoping that's the way out, and then you go and reproduce, bringing kids into the world so then they can die in 60-80 short years. How isn't that selfish? How can the beauties of the world like love, fireworks, or parties compare to hate, blind people, and genocides? Stop reproducing just because you don't want to be lonely when you die, suck it up and do what's right. Don't have kids if you're confused with life, at a dead end, depressed or influenced by every asshole in the world to fit in, or living in a trailer park with no finances or future. I'm not opposed to good people having kids as long as they can deal with their consciences when they have to tell their kids about the crummy world they're on. Kids are not toys, they're innocent and bring them to earth is slightly selfish, nobody should ever create living beings by planning it, we are not gods, and god himself should have never created his kids, because we're imperfect and the crib he's created for us is imperfect.
If you want to add me as a friend no matter who you are I will approve you even if you killed animals because maybe you're willing to change. I welcome all because I'm your heavenly father. I'm god more than god is god, I use what powers I have to make differences in defenselss animals lives, or even peoples lives. I'm god. I'm writing my 3rd book about the abolishment of religion and it will be published in 2008 sometime. I'm not a cult leader and if you think I'm insane for the bullshit I put on this page, then just wait for me to change this world in a small way when I get some more writing done, don't judge me from this childish rant just because you don't understand me. For my full bio go to my Andy P music page.........
Hey i work on sunday, if you can bring that emulator, game thingy for my computer you were talking about. You know, where you can play all the old nes and sega games.
MIKE TYSON is awesome!
