I was at your place last night and noticed you were doing a little construction. Might I suggest that the solution to your problem is not addition, but subtraction.
I WENT TO A PARTY LAST SATURDAY NIGHT AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY T-SHIRT THAT SAYS "JUST IN IT FOR THE YUKKS" AND ITS WIERD BECAUSE THERE WERE NO YUKKS AT THE PARTY I WENT TO ON SATURDAY BECAUSE FOR SOME REASON THERE JUST WEREN'T ANY YUKKS OR MAYBE I FORGOT AND I DIDN'T GO TO A PARTY THAT NIGHT AND MAYBE I WAS THINKING OF A DIFFERENT NIGHT AND THERE WERE YUKKS THEN.
Has it already been a year since NYC first sampled the forbidden fruits of the Golden Triangle’s fertile harvest? Though addictive, and even sometimes lethal, its offerings induce a rush of such tremendous sensuality that spectators from all corners of the tri-state are willing to sacrifice anything to merely bask in the blinding glow for only a half-hour. The Triangle’s epic coming of age story, one you mustn’t forget spans seven entire dog-years, from infancy to toddlerism, hasn’t only been marked by the conflicting synthesis of both triumph and tragedy that typifies only the finest and most universal classics of the literary canon, but is also the contemporary embodiment of the Sphinx’s renowned riddle from Sophocles' second Theban play, Oedipus the King:
What is the creature that walks on twelve legs in the morning, twelve legs at noon and twelve in the evening?
The answer, my rabid little music junkies, is the indubitable power of the timeless cacophony and artful mayhem of the one, the only, the mighty - Golden Triangle. Now wipe the drool from your festering mouth and here this...
The arthropodal hermaphroditic birthday child will perform alongside Knyfe Hits, Red Dawn II, and Robot Death Cult. New York Night Train’s Mr. Jonathan Toubin will spin birthday party hits for the children’s dancing pleasure and twist balloon animals for the adults.
REMEMBER: When you change the way you look at things , the things you look at change. How you perceive the world is an extremely powerful tool that will allow you to fully bring the power of intention into your life.
