Huge, Easy and Soft
"dance it out, jo jessica, DANCE IT OUT!"

Female
25 years old
MASSAPEQUA, NEW YORK
United States



Last Login: 10/11/2008
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    Huge, Easy and Soft's Interests
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Music Alright, lets expand this bitch... A Perfect Circle, NSYNC, Notorious B.I.G.=god, Linkin Park, Beatles, Pink Floyd, Jay Z, Majestik (holla!), Mariah Carey, Christina Aguilera, Yellowcard, U2, JC Chasez, Reggeaton is life, Tego, Don Omar, Daddy Yankee even tho every little chick with access to z100 is into him, etc, Hilary Duff's "Fly" NOT hilary duff, just that ONE song, Kelly Clarkson, Blondie, Marc Anthony, Lindsay Lohan (yes she sings too :)), Avril Lavigne, why do i like her? Beethoven, Mozart, Bach, Rachmaninoff, Pagnini, Vivaldi, Pachbel... hmm, all things classical, Brabd New, Bubba Sparx, My Chemical Romance, Foo Fighters rule!, The Offspring (one of the best concerts EVER), Metallica, Depeche Mode... more to come kids :)



MoviesStar Wars Trilogies (the originals and prequels), Lord of the Rings: FotR, TTT, RotK, Indiana Jones Trilogy, Snatch, The Nightmare Before Christmas, The Fifth Element, Evil Dead Trilogy, The Frighteners, Moulin Rouge, The Matrix Trilogy(... im way into trilogies), Nightmare on Elm Street: 1-19, Dante's Peak (Ruth!), Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, The Mummy and the Mummy Returns, Madagascar, Stargate, Just Friends
Television

X-FILES
its number one in life
followed very closely by LOST which is all kinds of amazing
and in a tie for second, The Twilight Zone
which is all now closely followed by HEROES, its sucking me in and i love it!

and then, in no particular order, The Family Guy, The Simpsons, Transformers (Robots in Disguise!), Buffy, Angel, Nip/Tuck, Gilmore Girls, Pimp My Ride, FARSCAPE, and lots more

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Booksgive me a good romantic, emotional, happy, sad, tormented hero and heroine, funny, smart book and i'm set. HIGHLY recomend anything by Lisa Kleypas, Connie Brockaway, or Laura Kinsale. Fast Food Nation, everyone and their cat should read this book, it answers the burning question, how do various body parts end up in your Big Mac :), Dante's Inferno, The Prince, The Canterbury Tales (they rock), and why haven't i read the DaVinci Code?

The Zombie Survival Guide, that book is where its at, get yourself some survival skills for when the undead roam the earth

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Groups: Army Of DarknessThe Cone ZonePanic! At the DiscoDEPECHE MODE FAN GROUP OF MYSPACE!X-Files MSR ShippersI Hate Ryan Turano's Lifei hate shawn hroch

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     Huge, Easy and Soft's Details
Status:Single
Orientation:Straight
Body type:5' 2"
Ethnicity:Latino / Hispanic
Religion:Catholic
Zodiac Sign:Taurus
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Undecided
Education:College graduate
Occupation:being awesome
Income:$250,000 and Higher

   Huge, Easy and Soft's Schools
Cuny Queens College
Flushing, NEW YORK
Graduated: 2006
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Accounting
Minor: Philosophy
 

2001 to 2006
Massapequa Hs
Massapequa, NEW YORK
Graduated: 2001
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Clubs: haha, clubs
 

1998 to 2001

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Westbury, US
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   Huge, Easy and Soft's Blurbs
About me:
Religion easily has the best bullshit story of all time.
Think about it.
Religion has convinced people that there's an invisible man…living in the sky.
Who watches everything you do every minute of every day.
And the invisible man has a list of ten specific things he doesn't want you to do.
And if you do any of these things, he will send you to a special place, of burning and fire and smoke and torture and anguish for you to live forever, and suffer, and burn, and scream, until the end of time.
But he loves you. He loves you. He loves you and he needs money.
-George Carlin

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Oct 4 2008 4:43 PM

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Sep 13 2008 4:04 AM

your about me made me laugh because i can hear george carlin saying it and i totally believe every single word!
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Sep 12 2008 4:11 AM

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Sep 12 2008 12:36 AM

Thanks for the thoughts.
I will be okay, I just have to overhaul my lifestyle
J@X





Sep 3 2008 2:23 PM

LMAO! thanks for all the comments! Yes u definitely need to go to Quito is lots of fun but I love Guayaquil! Yes i know my poor Randa she missed me as much as I missed her!
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Aug 13 2008 4:00 PM

"A guy has 4 different types of girls ;: 1. Wifey 2. Boo 3. Bitches 4. Hoe's. 1) Wifey is irreplaceable.. she is the only one that is irreplaceable. She is the girl that the guy loves + will always love and he never wants to see her with another man. BUT.. He will cheat on her with Boo, Bitches, + Hoe's, until he is mature enough to realize that if he loses Wifey he would be fucked and NEVER be happy again. 2) Boo is replaceable; she thinks she's Wifey, but will NEVER be Wifey because Wifey is irreplaceable. Boo tries to take Wifeys spot .. when she attempts, the guy allows her to get a TASTE of Wifey's spot, but will NEVER achieve her spot for any longer than a few months-- then the man goes back to Wifey. + Boo either gets replaced with another Boo, or, the man matures and decides that Wifey is the one for him. (Ladies.. you don't want to be BOO) 3) Bitches. A female that a male uses only for sex or other sexually related events. He only calls when Wifey's acting up and he needs a quick nut. The bitch is the first one running there. 4) Hoe's..enough said! Trying to move up in life; Hoes are just the girls you bag for no reason and have them in your phone as Backups incase a bitch 0R a boo slips up. Then they fuck with a hoe." Read up on it bitches u kno what category you fall on.



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Aug 11 2008 8:56 PM

I know, the kitchen pics are so funny. Andrew's face is different but weird in each one.
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Aug 8 2008 12:44 AM

why cant she take her life?~!
Teresa





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Jul 26 2008 2:15 PM

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Jul 25 2008 5:25 AM

Sewer Horse is watching you.




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Jul 14 2008 4:35 AM

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Jun 24 2008 1:53 AM

what r u doing tonight, get Randa and your group of peeps and come to Mulchay's
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oh god, racist much?
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Jun 19 2008 2:39 PM

You spanish people think you covered your tracks so well. but i know the truth...

Pablo
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LINDENHURST but it really is massapequa..., NEW YORK
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Jun 14 2008 1:55 AM

hay v!! take a look at the "Happy Happy Joy Joy" DIS SHIT IS FUNNY!!!LMAO!!
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Jun 7 2008 11:57 AM

"WHAT IN THE HELL IS THAT...?!!!!" an alien..?

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Jun 7 2008 1:16 AM

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Jun 5 2008 2:34 PM

after reviewing the pictures yet again, ive realized that ya there isnt a picture where your bra isnt out lol

i think i even have a britney spears limo crotch shot of you too
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Jun 5 2008 4:46 AM

WAT DA FUCK!!

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Jun 3 2008 8:24 PM

Wishing you a fantastic summer!

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Jun 3 2008 4:36 PM

I had so much fun at the club. We have to go out dancing more often.