Eyeballs (PattyLingus)
""hello fellow bowlin league dood, im not goin to be present at our very exclusive bowling meet because i have lost my manhood. bye noww !""

Male
20 years old
Columbus, Ohio
United States



Last Login:7/22/2008
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    Eyeballs (PattyLingus)'s Interests
Generalwhen I first laid eyes on your perfect shape Your charm I could knew i could never escape the first time i touched you was like a dream the freedom you gave me made my loins scream I know i will never get to old for you your like no one I ever knew You are there when I need to be by you and you only You don't care if its cuz i am feeling lonely you are there when I am with my friends when I am with you my heart mends What would I do without you, ohh lord You are my very favorite SLEEZY skateboard

Church, Music, Rollerplankin', People of the female persuasion, Vehicles of all types, Your mom Buka'ke
MusicLES CLAYPOOL IS AMAZING Winona's Big Brown Beaver
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Add to My Profile | More Videos And One Fine Morning, Animosity, The Beach Boys, Between The Buried and Me, Bob Dylan, Boston, Brand New, C.W Mcawll, Collective Soul, Converge, Cream, CCR, Danzig, Daughters, The Dead Kennedys, Death Cab For Cutie, The Devil Wears Prada!, Devo, The Dillinger Escape Plan, Dragonforce, Ed Gein, From A Second Story Window, Gengis Tron, Giles, The Heartland, The Hives, Interpol, Kings Of Leon, Led Zeppelin, The Locust, Marcy Playground, Mastodon, Modest Mouse, Norma Jean, Outkast, Pig Destroyer, The Plain White Tee's, Poison The Well, The Postal Service, Psyopus, The Red Chord, Red Hott Chili Peppers, Robert Cray, RUSH, See You Next Tuesday, The Sex Pistols, Skeletonwitch, Slayer, Snoop Dog, SoundGarden, The Streets, The Strokes, Styx, Sublime, The Sugarhill Gang, Taking Back Sunday, Tenacious D, TerraFirma, TraumaBox, Voxtrot, Weird Al, Whitesnake, The Yeah Yeah Yeah's
MoviesMovie Of The Week
Short Circuit I&II DVDrip
TelevisionShow Of The Week
famiy guy show
BooksDo I look like a girl?
HeroesDustin Dollin, my mom, my dad (R.I.P.), my sisters

     Eyeballs (PattyLingus)'s Details
Status:Single
Here for:Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Columbus
Body type:6' 1" / Slim / Slender
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Christian - other
Zodiac Sign:Aries
Smoke / Drink:No / No
Children:Someday
Education:High school
Occupation:Fiberglass Molder
Income:$30,000 to $45,000

   Eyeballs (PattyLingus)'s Companies
Kinetics Noise Control
Hilliard, Oh US
Fiberglass Molder

March 07-Present



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About me:
Well, my name is Chadwick...wanna fight about it? I live in columbus...on the west siiiieeed. I work at a fiberglass factory so thats why im always itchy. I have a basketball hoop in my shower. My socks never match. I am 6 foot 1 and tons of fun. I have excelent hand-eye coordination and horrible depth perception. Think thats too much information? Heres some more...BUY ME THISPhotobucket
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music (except for country and most rap)

skateboarding

SLEEZY

warmth

saying whatnot

playing the guitar(which im no good at but its fun)

eating at Wendy's

bob Sagget in Half Baked

taking sweet pictures with dan

chillin wit my homies

watching ATHF

sleeping at work

JAMES WATSON

Mitch Hedberg

green Laffy Taffy

peach iced tea

playing with liquid latex

MY DIS-LIKES


when people argue with me about religion, and know nothing

working

cold

chairs that rock

bob Sagget in anything but Half Baked

obnoxious/stupid/short tempered people

sweet summer sweat...sorry joe walsh



Who I'd like to meet:
Eric Clapton, Tim Horton, and Master Blaster

   


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.:. Jamerz .:. {hookahlove}





Jul 21 2008 6:03 AM

the little one is getting so big!! i can't believe how fast he is growing!
Daphne


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Jul 20 2008 10:19 AM

Just workin. It's pretty boring in Ohio.
.:. Jamerz .:. {hookahlove}





Jul 20 2008 9:49 AM

CHADWICK!!!
sup?
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Jul 19 2008 1:26 PM

I miss you 2! What have you been up to?
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Jul 18 2008 10:37 PM

Hello my friend!
Beth





Jul 13 2008 11:29 AM

first of all my middle name is michelle and second if you want ur present then ur gonna have to make the time to come and see me :)
meggsssssssss





Jul 10 2008 2:03 PM

el turdo
Steven(MY PHONES SMASHED)(Mo POWA!)





Jul 10 2008 12:55 PM

haha not bad just turned 21 right about..... today. so not bad on my part. still alive so i cant complain too much.
And you? where you liven now
Steven(MY PHONES SMASHED)(Mo POWA!)





Jul 9 2008 9:58 PM

havent heard or seen from you in ages son!
☆D☮gs ☮f War☆





Jul 9 2008 4:14 PM

Dharma punx
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Jul 8 2008 6:03 PM

not too much same shitty life but i am reading a AMAZING book
PULL WEIGHT WILLY





Jul 8 2008 3:06 PM

jon and i are prolly welding dis weekend, so you should come over.
ima be working on that jeep if all goes well wit this dolly we are trying to make
PULL WEIGHT WILLY





Jul 8 2008 2:47 PM

i think a few on youtube if you search skatopia 08.
WE NEED TO HANGOUT SOON
Beth





Jul 8 2008 2:50 PM

where did the edward come from? n guess what im in hawaii right now and i bought you a present!
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Jul 8 2008 11:49 AM

lstening to a day to remember
PULL WEIGHT WILLY





Jul 7 2008 5:28 PM

okay chad pay close attention, i dropped on the ground laughing because of this clip..... remember how funny i thought it was when you were driving the geo up the hill and it was missing like crazy, and these guys were filming at the same time. you can hear it coming up the hill at the end of the first clip.... automatically i pictured you trying to keep it goinhttp://www. youtube. com/watch?v=IALvx-DNpG0
☆D☮gs ☮f War☆





Jul 6 2008 5:59 PM

hey dude
~ ♥Jen~Bug♥~





Jul 4 2008 2:37 PM

actually.... We wont go there... I know I will feel better because ur a dork plus I have to fake happy anyways or 20 million people will be like whats wrong
~ ♥Jen~Bug♥~





Jul 4 2008 2:34 PM

Cause I am sad =(
~ ♥Jen~Bug♥~





Jul 4 2008 2:12 PM

K but I am not gonna be much fun just to warn u
~ ♥Jen~Bug♥~





Jul 4 2008 2:05 PM

Alright I am leaveing at 630 so I will be there about 645.....
~ ♥Jen~Bug♥~





Jul 4 2008 1:58 PM

What time are you getting there?
~ ♥Jen~Bug♥~





Jul 4 2008 1:48 PM

Seven!
I am glad ur coming I am super sad so you can help =0)
~ ♥Jen~Bug♥~





Jul 4 2008 1:43 PM

Yes, are you coming tonight?!!
Liopleurodon!


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Jul 3 2008 2:50 PM

:)

thanks chadwick.

miss you.
Liopleurodon!


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Jul 3 2008 9:10 AM

well
i didnt get butt raped

and suprisingly

the girls were nice!
Liopleurodon!


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Jul 2 2008 10:18 AM

well

i stayed the night in jail

and then my daddy came and got me

:)

everything's cool now though.
PULL WEIGHT WILLY





Jun 30 2008 1:13 PM

as your breasts lye on my face

i wonder why they call me the master race

your vagina is pink inside

some white girls giners are twice as wide

when i inseminate your eggs

the sticker on your dresser says jeggs
Liopleurodon!


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Jun 30 2008 11:54 AM

well well welll

:)

long time no talkey.
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