As you may know, I recently won Miss Chamber of Commerce. I really look forward to raining on this job becuz it's SO important. I've won lots of beauty pageants, of course, but the Chamber Crown is important becuz it's not just about how beautiful I am or how good I look in a swimsuit. It's also about being a good Ambassador at Ribbon Cuttings, Pancake Breakfasts, Rotary Meetings and Other Civical Events. Plus the sash is WAY nicer than the cheapo one I got for winning Little Miss Recycle in 5th grade. Not to mention the stupid crown made of recycled foil. What a joke!
You may look at my location and see Beverly Hills and think I'm Miss Chamber Of Commerce for Beverly Hills. I'm NOT -- YET! But someday, I will live there (maybe on Rodeo Drive!) because I plan to become a Major Star. That's right, I will be a multimedia superstar and you'll see me in movies, tv, the internet and even on the radio! All it takes is one lucky break! Chow!
