Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the
transition that's troublesome.
There's no earthly way of knowing
Which direction we are going
There's no knowing where we're rowing
Or which way the river's flowing
Is it raining?
Is it snowing?
Is a hurricane a-blowing?
Not a speck of light is showing
So the danger must be growing
Are the fires of hell a-glowing?
Is the Grisly Reaper mowing?
Yes, the danger must be growing
'Cause the rowers keep ..ing
And they're certainly not showing
Any signs that they are slowing!
carpe diem: To seize the pleasures of the moment without concern for the future.
There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarrely inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.
Some see things that are and say why. I dream things that never were and say why not - Robert Kennedy
Pure good soon grows insipid, wants variety and spirit. Pain is bitter-sweet, which never surfeits. Love turns, with a little indulgence, to indifference or disgust: Hatred alone is immortal.-William Hazlit
If you're not wasted then your life is!
If at first you don't succeed; call it version 1.0.
Some things Man was never meant to know. For everything else, there's Google
To err. is human... to really foul up requires the root password.
If brute force doesn't solve your problems, then you aren't using enough.
Unix is user-friendly. It's just very selective about who its friends are.
I'm not anti-social; I'm just not user friendly
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Geek's favorite pickup line: Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform?
Mac users swear by their Mac,
PC users swear at their PC.
Like car accidents, most hardware problems are due to driver error.
The Internet: where men are men, women are men, and children are FBI agents.
See, there's three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along, and dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes. And all the assholes want us to shit all over everything! So, pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes. And if they didn't fuck the assholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit!
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