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Sass Dragons
Punk / Zouk / Grime

"gangsta-folio! ah! for real gangstaz"

Still a secret..., Illinois
United States

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Last Login:  7/19/2008
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   Sass Dragons: General Info
Member Since11/9/2004
Band Websitesassdragons.com
Band MembersPhotobucket FREEMASONJASON: Vocals, Guitars and Biblical figure Photobucket JIMMY ASSMUNCH: Dwums, posterboy for public urination. Photobucket MIKE AS FUCK: All bass, no rape.
InfluencesPrizzy Prizzy Please and Curtis' aunt. (I've got a melvin and I can't pull it out!) Oh, and DC Talk.
Sounds LikeA virgin tip-toeing through a minefield.
Record LabelLets Pretend Records, Johanns Face
Type of LabelIndie





   Upcoming Shows ( view all )
Jul 25 2008 9:00P
Gasthaus w/ Amen and the Hell Yeahs Elgin, Illinois
Aug 4 2008 8:00P
Gasthaus w/ party garbage, bread and bottle!!! Elgin, Illinois
Aug 7 2008 8:00P
MAULED BY TIGERS!!! Chicago, Illinois
Aug 8 2008 8:00P
MAULED BY TIGERS!!! Chicago, Illinois
Aug 9 2008 8:00P
MAULED BY TIGERS!!! Chicago, Illinois
Aug 10 2008 8:00P
MAULED BY TIGERS!!! Chicago, Illinois
Aug 15 2008 8:00P
The Lucky Gator Loft *DAS KAPITAL FUNDRAISER* Chicago, Illinois
Aug 22 2008 7:00P
Doug’s Rockhouse *ALL AGES* Aurora, Illinois
Nov 21 2008 8:00P
beerland w/ bread and bottle ****SHORT BUS TOUR 08!!!**** austin, Texas
Nov 22 2008 8:00P
house show w/ bread and bottle ****SHORT BUS TOUR 08!!**** austin, Texas

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   About Sass Dragons
we are a three dude rock group. some of the things we like are people getting kicked in the nards, drinking beer, doing drugs, running around with slinkies on our weiners, and we ecspecially laugh hard when people bonk their heads on things. o and also when people slip on banana peels we might pee our pants laughing so much. remember the part in ROBOCOP when kurtwood smith sez "can you fly bobby?" Also, a big fat THANK YOU to Jeremy Hogan, JeNn 5!37, Thomas May, Pat Rios, Brad Chim-Chim, Olivia Pape, Becky and Joe Murphy for the photographs on this site. A double-dip thank you to brad for doing our website as well.

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Jul 19 2008 2:14 PM

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Jul 17 2008 1:02 PM

You guys fucking rule, Mauled By Tigers will, too!
Heather





Jul 16 2008 1:23 PM

Better late than never..... Sorry Jimmy, I decided to leave out the nudies....

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Jul 16 2008 1:21 PM


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fLeSh PiLgRiMs





Jul 15 2008 1:35 PM

Tim Beatty is everywhere.
TONGUES





Jul 15 2008 9:42 AM

Elephant Gun





Jul 14 2008 11:57 PM

You bros should totally kick it to the south side....
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CASSETTE DECK





Jul 14 2008 3:03 AM

the conniption fitts





Jul 13 2008 7:49 PM

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Alex





Jul 10 2008 6:24 PM

SHOT BAKER





Jul 10 2008 11:56 AM

Record Release Party
Saturday, July 26th
Click image to buy tickets now!
Bread and Bottle





Jul 8 2008 9:56 PM

"Hotdog Day in Jail"
~we are cinderblock yard art~





Jul 8 2008 9:43 PM

come back to da punkhaus!
Gnarwhal





Jul 8 2008 9:42 PM

COME TO NASHVILLE!!!!

CUM TO NASHVILLE

CUM ON NASHVILLE!!!!

return to nashville at once!
FIFE





Jul 8 2008 6:11 PM

Sweet Hot Jamzzz 24/7





Jul 7 2008 10:05 AM

we had to play a slow song so we played "nobody." we'll play some of your other songs next time. promise.
Jay EVIL..Featuring Angel, his Midnight Queen...





Jul 6 2008 10:57 PM

God's Broken Molds.....
Pat





Jul 6 2008 9:11 PM

METAL GEAR SOLIDZ!!!!
The death of Snake.

mike wilson (on the road w/ Uh-Oh)





Jul 5 2008 9:14 PM

Hey, I like you guys. A lot.
Can't wait to see you again at MBT and hang out and shit. Hard.
Michael Michael Motorcycle





Jun 30 2008 11:58 AM

the lauren





Jun 27 2008 10:28 AM

TONGUES





Jun 27 2008 6:39 AM

Amen and the Hell Yeahs


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Jun 26 2008 7:19 PM

party til we puke in elgin!!
Moon River Productions (GASTHAUS) Elgin





Jun 25 2008 4:47 PM

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Jun 20 2008 9:38 AM

COME TO THIS!
Johanns Face Records





Jun 18 2008 6:46 PM

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Da! Nemoj da te bijem!





Jun 18 2008 2:58 PM

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Jun 18 2008 11:39 AM

Me Sporting your shirt at Reggies with the Rotten Fruits!


Jay EVIL..Featuring Angel, his Midnight Queen...





Jun 17 2008 9:31 AM

And I THOUGH OF YOU....hA
erica to you, kika to a few





Jun 16 2008 10:29 PM

..
ah ha ha ha ha ha ! Thought you guys would get a kick out of this...see ya' friday
Andrew





Jun 16 2008 10:16 AM

You fools going to Reggies on Jul 2nd for The Tongues record release?
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