Ross Hyzer
Stand-Up / Comedic Writers / Alternative
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"I think I’m so great."
Male
27 years old
BROOKLYN, New York
United States
Last Login: 10/2/2008
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Ross Hyzer's Comedian Bio
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| Bio | I’m a writer and comedian with a taste for subversion and beets. Born in a blizzard, powerful as a cyclone, tall as a moose and funny as a dog, I’m a 19th century yarn skeined on a digital niddy noddy. If you handspin and dye yarn, you loved that last joke. Loved it. Let me put my jokes in your brain. | | Website | rosshyzer.com |
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Ross Hyzer's Interests
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| General | Among other things, I enjoy pinball and fireworks and once made my own firecracker. That was a heck of a day. | | Music | Beck, The New Pornographers, The Band, Super Furry Animals, Ween, The Flatlanders, Blur, Sun Ra, The Doors, bis, David Bowie, The Allman Brothers Band, Blonde Redhead, Kool Keith, Sleeper, The Flaming Lips, Dan the Automator, Joy Division, Willie Nelson, Make-Up, Jimi Hendrix, Lamb, K-Os, Tracy + The Plastics, The Roling Stones, Radiohead, Yo La Tengo, Mogwai, Pixies, and whatnot | | Movies | "Barcelona makes me chuckle. I dunno." - Ross Hyzer | | Television | Futurama | | Books | Roughing It is a good one | | Heroes | King Mob |
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Ross Hyzer's Details
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| Status: | In a Relationship | | Hometown: | Des Moines, Iowa | | Religion: | Taoist | | Zodiac Sign: | Sagittarius | | Education: | College graduate |
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Ross Hyzer's Schools
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Brown University
Providence,Rhode Island
Graduated: 2003
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: comedy theory
Clubs: The Brown Jug, Brown Stand-Up Comics
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1999 to 2003 |
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About me:
First I wanted to be an astronaut, then I wanted to be a veterinarian, then I wanted to be an 18th-century English poet with a patron to give me loot and a lad from the village to fetch me laudanum. Now that we're headed to Mars or the Moon again or whatever, I'm back to astronaut which leaves me thinking I should have spent more time studying astronauting and less time cracking wise about things that bug me.
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Who I'd like to meet:
Whoever. You humans are goofy.
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