Now, I haveta tell you about the Rockland Eagles. They play stadium rock, classic '70s style. In tiny clubs. Three guitars, Ace Frehley-style left, Townshend-style right. Singer in a post-Billy Armstrong crouch that requires his mic to be ridiculously low to the stage, legs bent waaaaayyyy out. Choreographed stage moves and hot girl cheerleaders. Their CD is quite good, too, especially "Nassau Coliseum," which sounds like 1978-vintage Cheap Trick.
Hey Eagles & Eaglette: Congrats on the CD release. Come heckle us at our video premiere on Aug. 15th! With enough make-up and hairspray, we'll be ready for our closeups . . .
Nice work on that retard's album. Why is the sky so angry at you? Oh yeah - because you're alive. Brilliant writing. I hope you got paid a shitload for that.
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