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Dart
Stand-Up / Improv / Sketch Comedy
"MySpace kinda freaks me out."

Male
80 years old
SEATTLE, WASHINGTON
United States



Last Login:7/22/2008
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   Contacting Dart

 MySpace URL: 
  http://www.myspace.com/robodart  

   Dart's Comedian Bio
BioDartanion is a comedy machine.
A cross training comedian who regularly performs with the top improv groups in Seattle, Dartanion likes writing stuff and also not writing anything. To prove it, you can read this paragraph or the one he didn’t write below it:






InfluencesHere is a box that is hooked up to my brain. See what is influencing it at any given moment:



TV ShowsComcast Comedy On Demand, The Seattle Channel

    Dart's Interests
GeneralI am ready to help in the coming robot wars.

I will be helping the robots.

MusicI listen to the William Shatner album often.
On purpose.
For pleasure.
MoviesNow pause the movie 'cause what I'm about to say to y'all is so damn twisted, not only is there a man in his cabinet, but the man is a midget!
BooksMe:
www.dartanion.com

Me at my improv theater:
www.jetcityimprov.com/dart.html

My production company:
www.gravityfailure.com

HeroesThey say people don't believe in heroes anymore. Well damn them! You and me, Max, we're gonna give them back their heroes!
Groups: Seattle Zombie WalkPeoples Republik of KomedyLame Superhero GroupSICC27PAEN!Friends of F.U.N.I.Road Comicsarchitecture

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     Dart's Details
Status:Single
Orientation:Straight
Body type:0' 0"
Religion:Atheist
Zodiac Sign:Pisces
Education:College graduate


Dart's Clips [View All Clips]
Clips: 7 Total Plays: 97668 Plays Today: 4
How to do "The Wildcat"
How to do "The Wildcat" rating
Stamos! - Music Video
Stamos! - Music Video rating
Harry Potter
Harry Potter rating
Alien vs. Dart
Alien vs. Dart rating
My Name is Dartanion
My Name is Dartanion rating
Robot Rock
Robot Rock rating
Pop Rocks
Pop Rocks rating
 

   Upcoming Gigs
Jul 15 2008 8:00P
Sweet Haven @ Rififi New York NY
Jul 16 2008 8:00P
Kingdom of Heaven @ The Creek and the Cave New York NY

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   Dart's Blurbs
About me:
If you like this, you like me:

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Who I'd like to meet:
Nice-ies.







   Dart's Friend Space (Top 24)
Dart has 1022 friends.
 Jet City Improv 


 Dart-Mondo! 


 Week of Fun 


 Peoples Republic of Komedy 


 Dance Off 


 World-Famous Seattle Comedy Underground 


 Headmaster Beta Leeni McLeod 


 Laura 


 Hari Kondabolu 

Is Online
 Xesia 


 jake dill 


 Vitamin P 


 Travis Vogt 


 Derek Sheen 


 John Faga 


 Rory Scovel 


 Paul Merrill 


 Dan 


 KEVIN RICHARDS 


 Schemppistan 


 amanda lee 


 Peter Greyy 


 Andy Peters 


 Emmett Montgomery - Son of Hope 





Dart's Friends Comments
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jake dill





Jul 24 2008 3:20 AM

i was in seattle and yet was not in seattle. sorry i did not get a chance to see you or say hi.

i would have called but, well... yeah.
brittain ashford





Jul 23 2008 8:45 PM

I'm sorry I didn't get a picture of the Empire State Building choking you.
Where the Funny Matters





Jul 22 2008 5:45 PM

PJs Poolhall





Jul 21 2008 7:21 PM

(:break 1 9 N E W@Y U 1 2:)
Doctor Dave's 3-D House of Novelty Songs





Jul 20 2008 11:28 AM

Howdy Y'all! This Here's Novelty Country!

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Itd be dumb not to film comedy skits all the time





Jul 9 2008 12:47 AM

Super Late-Night Sardonic Profanity OPENING
Andy





Jul 8 2008 4:56 AM

Kilimanjaro Safari
Kaydriddles





Jul 6 2008 8:02 PM

Dear Dartanion,

Please forgive my cruel teasing yesterday. Wait, that WAS yesterday, right? The days are beginning to blend together.

ANYDANGWAY. I make mean jokes at people when I get less than ...14 hours of sleep a night. And you encountered me on my third 4 hours of sleep day in a row. It makes me like a wounded badger. Mockingbird? Modgerbird.

Tragically,
Kaydria
Laura





Jul 5 2008 2:20 PM

How can I hear it again? Say what?
Where the Funny Matters





Jun 30 2008 11:18 PM

Thanks for helping me with my unreasonable hatred of orderly and efficient transportation.
Insult to Injury





Jun 26 2008 11:03 AM

I think we should say thank you sir!

They shouldn't have killed Little Mookie.
Jen Seaman





Jun 25 2008 12:10 AM

Thank you so much for doing Skylark tonight. I owe you a big pie of the pumpkin variety from scratch!!!

-Jen.
Rob





Jun 24 2008 12:12 AM

catherine jade





Jun 23 2008 7:58 AM

hey...how've you been stranger?
Laura





Jun 23 2008 6:45 AM

Wow. So we really did see him for the last time at Benaroya. I'll never forget the opening joke: "F-ck Lance Armstrong!" That was goddam funny. I wish Lance Armstrong was dead instead of George Carlin today.
Xesia





Jun 23 2008 6:07 AM

aww George.. sad day :(
Doctor Dave's 3-D House of Novelty Songs





Jun 22 2008 11:50 PM

Have a great week!

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Un kinéscope est une caméra spéciale destinée à filmer l'image qui apparaît sur un téléviseur.

La copie produite, appelée un cinégramme, était ensuite facile à reproduire. L'intérêt de cet appareil était plus évident au temps où les antennes n'étaient pas assez puissantes pour transmettre à de grandes distances. Les copies étaient expédiées vers de petites villes pour être diffusées.

Appareil utilisé pour enregistrer sur une pellicule film (généralement 16 mm) un programme vidéo. Avant l'invention du magnétoscope, le kinéscope était le seule moyen de conservation des émissions de télévision en direct. Il est pour la première fois utilisé pour la télévision française en 1954. Il sera exploité en France jusqu’en 1974.


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Where the Funny Matters





Jun 20 2008 9:46 AM

Doctor Dave's 3-D House of Novelty Songs





Jun 20 2008 1:22 AM

Greetings from Noveltyland!

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The Jungle Cat





Jun 7 2008 9:08 AM

Thank you so much for reintroducing me to the funk. How I have missed her. Excellent show by the way, it was really fun. I love to see new, different, more cerebral comedy.
Keep it up!
amanda lee





May 29 2008 11:54 PM

noooo! wait. it was you or dartmondo.
want me to put you back?
Southern Jacqui





May 27 2008 11:51 AM