Kristen Kozelenko
"Well behaved women rarely make history."

Female
19 years old
Lunchbox, Virginia
United States



Last Login:7/25/2008
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 MySpace URL: 
  http://www.myspace.com/rkstein_kokozelen  

    Kristen Kozelenko's Interests
General
All that is grand::


-Irony
-The unusual. Like organisms with two heads.
-"The Red Balloon" (1958 french film without dialog just music and the movie itself)
-ZER0 7- Spinning Dub
-Gory Horror Movies
-Richmond
-Laughing
-Text Messages
-Music
-Independent/Short films
-Thunderstorms
-Culture
-Contradictions
-Chocolate
-Learning
- Humor
-My camera
-Computers
-Reptiles and Rodents




K.T. is my #1 lady.
MusicEverything. I would make a list of bands and artists that I like however, I have ADD and without my Adderall, well that is just too much of a task.
MoviesI'm a gore whore, I love gory horror movies. Independent films are also a favorite genre of mine. I like directors like Kubrick, Rob Zombie, Lynch, Tarantino and...well I'm a movie whore. Comedies, Action, name it and I can appreciate it.
TelevisionComedy Central, Logo,Bravo, TLC, Discovery, CNN, MSNBC, Colbert Report,
Books
-Steven Mitchell: Tao te Ching

-Responsive Assessment

-Jenna Jameson: How to Make Love Like a Porn Star: A Cautionary Tale

-Cultural literacy

-The Mind

-The Brain Book

-Glenn Beck: The Real America: Messages from the Heart and the Heartland

-Hazel Whitaker: Palmistry

-Aldous Huxley: Brave New World

-Kurt Vonnegut: Cats Cradle

-Traci Lords: Underneath it all

-Andy Rooney: Common Non-sense

-Ernest Hemingway: A farewell to arms

-Nathaniel Hawthorne: The scarlet letter

And more although never enough...
HeroesJake for saying this: "Every time I see your picture I think of you in a tree with the Keeblers making cookies bringing peace, happiness and good will to all mankind."

This genuis. Jack White
Groups: Accident ProneHey you... Your that kid from myspace!Advertise/Promote your band!Myspace 0_o Alliance

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     Kristen Kozelenko's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Friends
Orientation:Bi
Hometown:Youngstown NY - Hamilton Canada (Pick One)
Body type:5' 9" / Athletic
Ethnicity:Other
Religion:Agnostic
Zodiac Sign:Taurus
Education:In college
Occupation:Server



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   Kristen Kozelenko's Blurbs
About me:

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A day without sunshine is like.... night.


My name is Kristen. I am studying to be a cosmetologist at the Legends Institute. I love working out and going out with my ladies when I have the time. I'm assertive, smart, eclectic, resilient, and spontaneous. I really enjoy wine, food, friends, and movies. I have a sarcastic sense of humor, subsequently I tell some jokes that sound funnier in my own head but thats alway fine because at least I get a laugh. I have a rat, yes a rat, named Lila and I love her immensely. I have a French tattoo on my arm that means every catastrophe is an opportunity because I make the most out of what life sends my way.


..
Who I'd like to meet:
Stephen Colbert, Mike Rowe, Freud, Jenna Jameson and Kathy Griffin. Also, George W. Bush Jr. I can relate to him in the sense that I too like to sometimes test boundaries and see how badly I can fuck things up. If you find this Mr. Bush IM me @ KristenNKoz.



   Kristen Kozelenko's Friend Space (Top 8)
Kristen Kozelenko has 163 friends.
 Koz 


 KT is in Canada!! 


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 ♥ Ashley 


 ryan crane 


 *T-RACE* 


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 A Fresh Start.... 





Kristen Kozelenko's Friends Comments
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Koz





Jul 25 2008 7:45 AM

Thats the best comment I've ever had on myspace. I think your on to something. Thanks.
Koz





Jul 24 2008 6:49 AM




This is a short film I directed. I wanted to show it to you. Tell me what you think.
Deviant Machine





Jul 21 2008 12:12 AM

aww...i miss you too! i'll be at work all day tomorrow...and i think i'm kicked out of my area cause of the new nesting people.
maybe i'll come over and sit with you ^_^
-KAT-





Jul 17 2008 2:42 PM

lol. I figured something like that. Nope thats my friend Kelly. I'm pretty good. LOLA is awesome. She starting to be a better leash walker. I want to go to dog trainer school (to be a trainer) in the fall.
-KAT-





Jul 17 2008 5:56 AM

uh, I never went to prom with a chic named Kristen...or to prom.
DUDE





Jul 16 2008 3:30 PM

Hiya! It goes ok I suppose...Kenny's doin pretty well, he's workin' and holdin' it down at TGI Friday's heh..Yea, sorry if I came off as an ass that night at Sheetz, I didnt think you realized who I was so I didnt wanna look stoopid (yes its purposely spelled wrong ^_^) and you be all like "Who the fuck are you?" ha...Later on!
avroberts





Jul 15 2008 9:28 PM

howdy purdy ladie,your ug added!
yeah i dont know what happened,hows it been?i didnt see you up at school today.later.
Duuuuuuuuuude!!!!





Jul 15 2008 8:56 PM

Happy. I just got my A+ IT Technician certification the other day and applied for a job at Geek Squad.
BEN





Jul 12 2008 3:01 PM

Oh the anguirus deluxe is amazing.
He recently picked up playing the Theremin and Didgeridoo
KT is in Canada!!





Jul 4 2008 1:20 PM

i think it's a yes, I need to make sure I'm not already inclined to do such other things

<3<3
~Paige~


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Jul 4 2008 7:17 AM

thank you! he looks just like sam. one of my friends told me he was a hideous baby cuz he looked too much like his daddy! haha.
what have you been up to recently, anything worth talkin about?
KT is in Canada!!





Jul 4 2008 12:57 AM

You're the cutest kid EVER

And I love that picture ;)


I miss you already. Sammy needs a haircut, he said if you wanna give him one, he's down :)

<3<3<<3<3,3,3<3<3#,#<3<3<#<3<#<#<#<3<<#<<3<3<3<3
Chris Perish





Jul 3 2008 1:33 PM

It was already removed before I could see it
KT is in Canada!!





Jul 2 2008 9:30 PM

That was the weirdest comment/compliment ever.

I liked it <3

10 years and going strong
Koz





Jul 2 2008 10:41 AM

I'm heading to ROTHBURY. Give me a call. I love you.
~Paige~


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Jul 2 2008 10:27 AM

sure you would! and once you see your first baby born you will also be a firm believer in love at first sight.
:-)
~Paige~


Is Online


Jul 1 2008 6:47 PM

yay! someone is proud of me. lol.
why, did you think that i wouldn't?
~Paige~


Is Online


Jun 30 2008 7:04 PM

kristen, you suck! cuz you never answer my messages/comments. i feel like poo cuz of u.
~Paige~


Is Online


Jun 30 2008 12:36 PM

hey sorry i never called you back the other night, my phone was all ready on silent for the evening. i do that when the baby is laying down. sorry hun.
KT is in Canada!!





Jun 24 2008 9:00 PM

Yes, Ma'am.
KT is in Canada!!





Jun 24 2008 8:54 PM

=)

we should hook up ;)
KT is in Canada!!





Jun 24 2008 8:43 PM

what if I have a good poker face?
KT is in Canada!!





Jun 24 2008 8:41 PM

Fully?

;)
KT is in Canada!!





Jun 24 2008 8:38 PM

Tuesday sounds nice

KT is in Canada!!





Jun 24 2008 7:12 PM

YES YOU CAN.

AND I CAN.


DO IT, BITCH.
KT is in Canada!!





Jun 24 2008 6:56 PM

What time??

Or can't you...

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KT is in Canada!!





Jun 24 2008 3:31 PM




Hey bebeh'

Well, Good/bad news

Bad news: I'm not gonna be home Thursday for you to come see me..

But Good news: If you don't work thursday, then come over Wednesday night, you can sleep over if you want, and and I miss you...

ughhhhh

Please?
I really want to see you, I'll be gone from Thursday-Sunday evening

RAWR, Please come see me Wednesday (tomorrow)


KT is in Canada!!





Jun 22 2008 11:20 AM

Eh, I guess it was okay. Kathys pretty mentally insane so it wasn't too happy.

i think we should have a sleep over sometime
What time do you work Friday?

I kinda need out of my house without Kathy.
KT is in Canada!!





Jun 22 2008 9:53 AM

Thank you.

I'm glad to be home.

That means I can see you soon, right?
-KAT-





Jun 21 2008 9:41 PM

Thanks.
Aren't you going to hair school? How is it?
Chris Perish





Jun 21 2008 6:45 PM

Yea it was cool to see you there, glad you enjoyed it.
Chris Perish





Jun 18 2008 6:50 PM

Haha, I understand.
I work four 10 hours days monday through thursday and have a 3 day weekend so I work around my job pretty well
Chris Perish





Jun 18 2008 6:44 PM

LOL, I have a JOB, a BAND, and MMA, so I dont want to hear it!
Chris Perish





Jun 18 2008 6:34 PM

I love that you support the pit, but i've never seen you there!
KT is in Canada!!





Jun 15 2008 8:33 PM

Hmm, you are lovely.

and I could use a good dosage of my lovely.


if ya chatch my drift
Dulce Bellum Inexpertis





Jun 14 2008 12:54 PM

Hey, yeah, well not marine, army national gaurd, J-Crew huh? I worked there for a little while then had to quite cause I was going to boot camp, shame you hadnt gotten in touch sooner we coulda hung out, I moved to Deleware after I got married. Actually just moved up here Tuesday. Things are going pretty well.
What else you been up to?
KT is in Canada!!





Jun 13 2008 5:23 PM

Don't you work at J Crew now?

my friend Colin Arnold works there now, and now Sammy Thorne does too!

Man, you crazy kids and your J Crew.

I'm free tonight ..not tomorrow..and up untill Wednesday-Saturday I'll be gone with my mother to Indiana.

then I'm free again...Theres my life...

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