There’s no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting.~David Letterman
I was influenced by every comedian I ever saw work. That’s the only way you learn how to do it.Funny is funny is funny.~Bob Newhart
I’ve always had confidence.I wanted to make something of myself.~Eddie Murphy
I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be.Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn’t arrived yet.I have just one day, today,and I’m going to be happy~Groucho Marx
I’m most proud of the blessings that God has bestowed upon me, in my life. He’s given me the vision to truly see that you can fall down, but you can still get back up.~Martin Lawrence
Sometimes you feel in control, and it’s great, but sometimes you just don’t feel in control ~Bill Hicks
I am consumed with the fear of failing. Reaching deep down and finding confidence has made all my dreams come true.~Arsenio Hall
A lot of people have gotten into comedy because of certain influences in their lives or events that were painful.All you have in comedy, in general, is just going with your instincts. You can only hope that other people think that what you think is funny.~Will Ferrell
It is not putting up a mask... he does not hide; he exposes himself.~Rodney Dangerfield
Anyone can dabble, but once you’ve made that commitment, your blood has that particular thing in it, and it’s very hard for people to stop you.~Bill Cosby
I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.~Bill Cosby
You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.~Bill Cosby
A comedian of the older generation did an "act" and he told the audience, "This is my act." Today’s comic is not doing an act. The audience assumes he’s telling the truth.~Lenny Bruce
While awaiting sentencing, I decided to give stand-up comedy a shot. The judge had suggested I get my act together, and I took him seriously.~Tim Allen
I became a performer because it was what I enjoyed doing.~Richard Pryor
I believe the ability to think is blessed. If you can think about a situation, you can deal with it. The big struggle is to keep your head clear enough to think.~Richard Pryor
I’ve always been generous with my friends and family, with money, but selfish with the important stuff like love.~Richard Pryor
I tend to complicate, deepen, enhance, exacerbate, exaggerate,and heighten.This makes my life interesting
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Comedy is my life.I have chosen to be a comedian.That means i will continue to make people laugh as long as i can get a hold of a mic and most times i don't even need one.
I have been featured on television shows like Snoop Doggy Fizzle Show on Mtv, the George Lopez Show on ABC, and All of us. I am currently hosting an internet entertainment show for newmusicdemos.comand also, travel around the United States performing thought provoking comedy, healing audiences with the "greatest medicine on earth". rick carter
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Comedy is my life.I have chosen to be a comedian.That means i will continue to make people laugh as long as i can get a hold of a mic and most times i don't even need one.
I have been featured on television shows like Snoop Doggy Fizzle Show on Mtv, the George Lopez Show on ABC, and All of us. I am currently hosting an internet entertainment show for newmusicdemos.comand also, travel around the United States performing thought provoking comedy, healing audiences with the "greatest medicine on earth". rick carter
