assflea
"No, never without a firewall. That's just asking for a virus."

Female
18 years old
Florida
United States



Last Login:8/21/2008
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    assflea's Interests
General
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anything considered miniature, office supplies (especially in "mini" form), qt bois (one in particular), accessories, fountain coke, orange-strawberry gatorade am, hubba bubba gummi tape, typing faster than god, words, adjectives in particular, houndstooth anything, bread, potatoes, hummus, publix brand low fat vanilla yogurt, going to target on a daily basis, unnecessarily large bags, owning everything from target, candles that smell like food.
Musicmostly timbaland, but also: fiona apple, brand new, regina spektor, mewithoutYou, tegan & sara, and the manchester orchestra/andy hull in general.
Movies
Televisionthe office, dexter, desperate housewives, and anything vh1 churns out that relates to flavor flav in any way.
Booksalmost all of them. especially augusten burroughs, not so much chuck palahnuik, oddly enough.
holes in the sun

     assflea's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Body type:Slim / Slender
Religion:Jewish
Zodiac Sign:Capricorn
Education:In college

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St. Lucie West, FL US
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   assflea's Blurbs
About me:
i have no social skills whatsoever.
i never throw up and i am nervous by default.
i'm incredibly wordy and descriptive so it takes me twenty minutes to tell a story that should only take five. oh and i'm forgetful so i'll probably try to tell you the same one multiple times.
my first word was tom brokaw.
i have to have a sweater with me year-round because i have a circulation disorder that makes me constantly cold. and my limbs change colors, it's pretty neat.
i say "though" where it doesn't belong by accident on a consistent basis.
i love everyone i meet but i hate everyone i only observe.

i pronounce abbreviations of words in spoken conversation. you'll either find this adorable or annoying and i don't care either way. however i'll bet you ten dollars i will eventually get you to say "delish."



BK JOEEE: Add to your about me that you hate sandwiches and lunchmeat


joe is my boyfriend now, this is why:
Who I'd like to meet:

   assflea's Friend Space (Top 8)
assflea has 55 friends.
 Poopseph. 


 Apple Juice 


 rupert! 


 Just Matty [FINISH THIS TOGETHER!!!] 


 Pillowpants 


 sic transit katie [glory fades] 


 Chase; The Worst Kind of Crippled 


 dawnie 





assflea's Friends Comments
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Pillowpants





Aug 21 2008 8:23 PM

Hey now you and Chase both take a raft home.
bobby





Aug 18 2008 11:46 PM

ashleylewis. org
Pillowpants





Aug 15 2008 5:36 PM

Just Matty [FINISH THIS TOGETHER!!!]





Aug 8 2008 6:47 AM

I feel like "fast and friendly" were good adjectives in trying to lobby for your lil dogs shitty, putrid existence, however I'm am strong willed enough to resist your tricky words and remain steadfast in my hatred of that mini-ature Yorkie.
Just Matty [FINISH THIS TOGETHER!!!]





Aug 7 2008 7:57 PM


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Who I hate.
Apple Juice





Jul 31 2008 7:58 PM

lmao ok!
Apple Juice





Jul 31 2008 4:45 AM

its not mine but the book is currently at my house.
Apple Juice





Jul 27 2008 4:19 PM

oh god, i think i like the boyfriend more then her herself.
Apple Juice





Jul 27 2008 1:26 AM

http://www. studentsoftheworld. info/sites/family/12628. php


lmfao wtf
Chase; The Worst Kind of Crippled





Jul 22 2008 5:13 PM

It won't be the same
Chase; The Worst Kind of Crippled





Jul 22 2008 3:41 PM

I can't really type it out, but trust me its sweet

This lady had a greyhound named Elliot
Chase; The Worst Kind of Crippled





Jul 22 2008 5:33 AM

yeah!

Also, I lovethe way french people say elliot
sic transit katie [glory fades]





Jul 21 2008 5:18 PM

sure is. my name is crazy irish, which is funny - because i'm very much not.
lol
Just Matty [FINISH THIS TOGETHER!!!]





Jul 20 2008 5:45 AM

Pillowpants





Jul 19 2008 2:50 PM

fapfapfap
Poopseph.





Jul 18 2008 5:18 PM

I dooooooo!
Naveed ♡





Jul 17 2008 5:02 AM

orientation in the 20th, and I have to do training again.
heh...


Oh yeah and i am on call.
Poopseph.





Jul 9 2008 2:46 PM

hhahaha GODDOMMOT JOKOR
Apple Juice





Jul 4 2008 7:12 PM

lmfao
do it you wont.

JOE
Apple Juice





Jul 4 2008 4:13 PM

lmao understandable.
target is deff in there wherever.
i bought a new bathing suit wednesday, & if target is also have a lovely sale on them im seriously going to fucking scream.
Apple Juice





Jul 4 2008 4:01 PM

whichever seeing as your the one who is doing the driving! & lmao at the way you worded that.
Apple Juice





Jul 4 2008 3:50 PM

either way is good, i miss you and i enjoyed hanging out with you a lot even if it cut into yours and joes ~time~
Apple Juice





Jul 4 2008 1:25 AM

listen. i miss you! && i have a check for 25 dollars that i would like to cash and use it to go to fuckin hurricanes.

ARE YOU DOWN?!?!?
rupert!





Jul 3 2008 5:19 PM

i'm up here having TONS of fun with chris and his family.
Apple Juice





Jul 2 2008 8:07 PM

lmfao
oh god.
shittiest thing i think that could EVER happen hahahahah
Apple Juice





Jul 2 2008 8:06 PM

he's shitty
im a much better boyfriend then he is.
i would have let you looked!
Just Matty [FINISH THIS TOGETHER!!!]





Jul 2 2008 5:26 PM

She's not THAT funny. I dont understand why she loves Myspace.
I m ean she can't possssssibly love it as much as you and Apple Juice Amber.
Chase; The Worst Kind of Crippled





Jul 2 2008 2:54 PM

Nope
Apple Juice





Jul 1 2008 2:03 AM

she said she was going to have me arrested? and she said that she was a model (LOL) and that robert cheated on me with her the first 2-2 1/2 months.
Apple Juice





Jun 30 2008 10:33 PM

cause callie is being a crazy bitch
Poopseph.





Jun 29 2008 11:48 AM

what picture are you talking about?
Pillowpants





Jun 28 2008 11:34 PM

im srs ok
Apple Juice





Jun 28 2008 2:43 PM

lmfao that's ridiculous.
Pillowpants





Jun 28 2008 2:15 PM

I was going to give you a mini red swingline stapler but you sort of have a boyfriend so I'll just throw it AWAY.
Apple Juice





Jun 28 2008 4:25 AM

lmao yes lets!
lets talk about how i tasted in yo mouf.
i remember also talking about a wedding and naming our children.
Just Matty [FINISH THIS TOGETHER!!!]





Jun 27 2008 7:46 PM

Also, I feel as if your song is retarded unless it's The Con.
Just Matty [FINISH THIS TOGETHER!!!]





Jun 27 2008 6:30 PM

I agree with Sammy's assessment.
Poopseph.





Jun 26 2008 10:45 AM

hahahaha
Poopseph.





Jun 25 2008 2:19 PM

too badz

fuK YOOU
Apple Juice





Jun 25 2008 3:06 AM

lmao my friend danielle pointed it out to me what he did hhahaha.
i was watching a movie lol. i was like OMG.
hhaha i think this is all very funny and i actually enjoy it a lot.
sammy





Jun 25 2008 1:31 AM

you are not jewish.
Alex Saint Alex.





Jun 24 2008 2:37 AM

sup foo'?
bobby