Ralph
"avant garde a clue..."

Male
29 years old
Sheffield,
United Kingdom



Last Login: 10/6/2008
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Music
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Groups: Superdead Fiend ClubCrazy GirlSorry We Killed Yourazorstilettoseal clubBows and Arrows Against The LightningHow to behave disgracefully in three easy steps!Sheffield comedy

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     Ralph's Details
Status:Divorced
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Nottingham
Zodiac Sign:Virgo
Occupation:Impressario/ Superstar DJ/ Cultural Revolutionary

   Ralph's Networking
Music - Performance - DJ

Nightlife - Marketing - Promoter

Music - Administrative - Booking


   Ralph's Companies
RAZOR STILETTO
Sheffield, UK
Bookings, Press/PR, Promotions

RALPH & THE RALPHETTES
UK
DJ/ Authority figure




Ralph is DJing at The Forum tonight.. 9pm -1am FREE entry

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About me:
You can catch me at the following events over the next few months

Saturday 27th Sept
RAZOR STILETTO DOES DUBLIN…
Live on stage
DARLINGS OF THE SPLITSCREEN (Razor Stiletto Records)

Plus more!!!
11pm til very late
@ Crawdaddy
Old Harcourt Street
Dublin 2
Entry 10/12 Euros



Saturday 4th October
RAZOR STILETTO...
Sheffield’s original chic electronique, rock-tastic orgiastic, glitterati party!'

Live on stage:
LORD AUCH
the annihilation of the rational individual in a violent, transcendental act of communion

SHAKE ALETTI
Debut live show from the artists formerly known as ‘Pineapple Disco’

10:30pm – 3:30am
@ DQ

£6 advance / More on the door

2 FOR 1 ENTRY BEFORE 11:30pm
& Selected Drinks Offers


Friday 10th Oct
RAZOR STILETTO LONDON LAUNCH …
Live on stage:
DARLINGS OF THE SPLITSCREEN (Razor Stiletto Records)

Plus the world’s leading female Elvis impersonator
JANNY JAMES

With special guest DJ, the legendary
JONNY SLUT (Nag Nag Nag etc)

And residents
RALPH & THE RALPHETTES
FOR THE NEIGHBOURHOOD

9pm -2am
@ Bethnal Green Working Mens Club
Pollard Row
London E2

£6 entry


Sat 11th Oct
THE WASHINGTON (Sheffield)
Playing a special selection of glam rock, easy listening, showtunes, rock'n'roll, girl groups and Tijuana Brass

9pm-1am
FREE entry



Sun 12th Oct
BAD TASTE APOCALIPSTICK DISCO 2099.... (Leeds)

6 bands, cabaret and cyber sex followed by hours of exciting guest DJs playing the very best in PUNK, ROCK, GLAM, TRASH AND ZOLAR X!!! And some seriously Bad Taste party games....

Featuring
SELFISH CUNT (live)
S.C.U.M (live)
VILE IMBECILES (live)
HRH PRINCESS JULIA (DJ set)

6pm - 3am
@ The Cockpit, Leeds

£6 advance



Fri 24th Oct
WHITE TRASH (BERLIN)

Sat 25th Oct
NEON RAIDERS (BERLIN)


Sat 1st Nov
RAZOR STILETTO 'Sheffield’s original chic electronique, rock-tastic orgiastic, glitterati party!'


Tues 4th Nov
LATRINO GALS London Launch
@The Fleapit

Fri 7th- Sun 9th Nov
WHITE NOISE ELECTRONIC FESTIVAL
'No mud, just anoraks!'
Newquay
Who I'd like to meet:
Potential Ralphettes, Myspace stalkers, Weird and Gilly, and the Spiders from Mars



   Ralph's Friend Space (Top 8)
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Ralph's Friends Comments
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Rosie Electro





Oct 5 2008 9:47 AM

Ralph your set was amazing last night. I salute you!
Rrr
X
Walking Strange





Sep 25 2008 11:15 AM

The Grapes Sheffield
Arcade Eden





Sep 29 2008 4:06 PM

hey cheers for accepting our add hope you like the tunes =) we love you xxx
Heads.Hearts


Is Online


Sep 29 2008 3:33 PM

Hey glad you liked the sounds. They're all free download so take and you like. Something for the iPod.
xxxamberxxx
Bromheads Jacket





Sep 19 2008 3:29 PM

Happy Birthday Ralph! from Bromheads.
Shake Aletti


Is Online


Sep 19 2008 10:00 AM

Birthday Smiles
Shake Aletti
x
Bella Besame Burlesque Manchester





Sep 19 2008 6:09 AM

Happy birthday you gorgeous creature!!! Hope its a good one x x x
FREENOISE





Sep 18 2008 8:50 AM

Yo dude... coming on Sunday?? Big one for Sheffolo!!
NEON RAIDERS / FUCK YEAH! / COCKAIGNE





Sep 16 2008 2:55 PM

COCKAIGNE - Gettin' queer for a fix

w/ Jonty Skrufff, Fidelity Kastrow, Leonard De Leonard

Friday September 19
Club Josef (Maria am Ostbahhof)

INDIETRONICS + HEAVYLECTRO + TRU RAVE + DISTORTED DISCO


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FREENOISE





Sep 15 2008 2:22 PM

Brète (techno for brainiacs™)





Sep 14 2008 2:25 PM

!! Ralph !!!

I heard a vicious rumor that SOMEONE has a birthday coming up, and I couldn't think of a single reason to wait for the PARTY to START!

So, I'm popping in to say, "congratulations" on yet another brilliant journey completely ‘round the sun! Which, btw, is a whopping 585 million miles!

In celebration of your monumental accomplishment, I have concocted another insane Techno molestation of a modern classic … “The Birthday Song” … just for YOU!

Enjoy YOUR day!

Brète

PS: My BRAND NEW Music Video "Wasp Flight" is up on MySpace. Poor little Wendy Wasp gets chased down by a pair of horndogs lookin' for love: Yellow Chopper Wasp and Jet Green Wasp. Little do they know, someone else wants all three of them for dinner. Who's coming out on top? You're in for a psychotic treat, so drop by and shout OUT!


NEON RAIDERS / FUCK YEAH! / COCKAIGNE





Sep 8 2008 7:45 PM

FUCK YEAH! - Berlin's New Queer Rock Night.


For Glamour Punks, Indie Boys, Riot Grrrls & Cock Rockers.


Saturday September 13 @ Monster Ronson's

with Drew, Ian P.
Christ & NecroPhil

Are you ready to get fucked up ?


LAURA DREAM





Sep 8 2008 12:02 PM

One day do you think we could actually go and have a cup of tea instead of just bumping into one another on Division Street?

Lx
White Noise Electronic Music Festival





Sep 5 2008 8:27 AM

Thanks for being our friend. It's going to be such a great festival! One day passes are now on sale for a limited period. Hurry.


Rosie Electro





Aug 29 2008 1:06 PM

Hey :)
It was good to meet you too!
Maybe see you around sometime
Rrrx
NEON RAIDERS / FUCK YEAH! / COCKAIGNE





Aug 26 2008 7:03 PM

COCKAIGNE is back ...

... and still gettin' queer for a fix !!

Friday August 29 @ Maria am Ostbahnhof


cock_2
Music Transfer Protocol





Aug 21 2008 12:28 AM

Les Sons du Nord returns to the UK! An exchange programme of sorts between Northern France, Belgium and Sheffield established since 2006. The event takes over the excellent Shakespeare pub, Gibraltar Street, Sheffield, from the 28th - 30th August. Expect top bands, amazing sausages and nice booze.
Sheffield is represented by Nat Johnson, Champion Kickboxer, the Yell, Yo-Yo Static and Rotary Ten whilst Curry & Coco, Frank Shinobi, Soy un Cabalo and the Appleseeds cross the channel.
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NEON RAIDERS / FUCK YEAH! / COCKAIGNE





Aug 19 2008 3:10 PM

Booze & Boys til 8 AM

It's time again for NEON RAIDERS !

Saturday August 23 @ ZMF


NEON RAIDERS 12
LARGE NUMBER





Aug 15 2008 10:33 PM

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NO RAIN, NO MUD JUST ANNORAKS!


WHITE NOISE ELECTRONIC MUSIC FESTIVAL
At Hendra Holiday Park
NEWQUAY, CORNWALL . November 7, 8, 9th 2008.





The independent electronic music label White Label Music Present a new event for your festival calendar. 3 Days of cutting edge electronic music on 2 stages, Set in Beautiful Cornish surroundings at this award winning Carbon neutral holiday park.





Our all in one ticket offers you a comfortable friendly atmosphere inclusive of Luxury accommodation and features an international line up of music. Over 30 Bands, DJs, Films. Installations and stalls.


Tickets available only at:: www. whitelabel-music. co. uk/musicshop


please add the festival myspace by clicking on the page below....


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Beatrix Ward-Fernandez





Aug 14 2008 12:07 PM

NEW ALBUM OUT NOW!!!
ONLY £10 INCL POST & PACK
THEREMIN - BRASS - PERCUSSION
NEW ALBUM TRIO
Thee Sheffield Phonographic Corporation





Jul 16 2008 2:53 PM

SMOKERS DIE YOUNGER 'Sketchpads' on 7" and Download


***OUT NOW***





"A sunny slice of pop not a million miles from Los Campesinos" High Voltage

"Deep in the grooves of this beauty there’s a certifiable pop gem demanding to be let loose" Losing Today

ORDER YOUR COPY AT www. theespc. com

The Old Sweet Shop





Jul 3 2008 9:38 AM

'I'm Here, You There?' A New Exhibition by Pud.

Preview - Saturday 5th July, 2pm-6pm at The Old Sweet Shop, 1 Nether Edge Road, Sheffield, S7 1RU.

I'm Here, You There?'
The Arch Nazards





Jun 27 2008 3:28 PM

hey ralph the high priest of Disco,

The Arch Nazards at your service.
x
Thee Sheffield Phonographic Corporation





Jun 23 2008 2:37 PM

The Bon Bon Club 7" EP OUT NOW.


The Bon Bon Club are Sushi Quatro (bass, vox), Thirsty Moore (drums,vox) and Chapatti Smith (perc, vox), although Sushi and Thirsty are better known under different names for their day job as the rhythm section of Sheffield glam-popsters The Long Blondes.


The Bon Bon Club 7

The Bon Bon Club

AVAILABLE FROM GOOD INDIE STORES or...

ORDER YOUR COPY HERE

Stephen is a Bolan fan





Jun 15 2008 3:10 PM

always good to have a bit of t .
rextasy
stephen singleton





Jun 10 2008 11:17 AM

yer article in the morning telegraph was highly amusing . I've cut it out and will read it when i need a laugh .
nice one x stephen x
Jack & the Beanstalks





May 23 2008 2:50 PM

Tar Ralph, I like your hat
x
LAURA DREAM





May 22 2008 11:32 AM

I am still expecting an email.

Please.

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Thee Sheffield Phonographic Corporation





May 12 2008 5:42 PM

Slow Down Tallahassee FREE download-only single

Slow Down Tallahassee "The Beautiful Light"

To celebrate the launch of their debut album on the 26th May


Click here for FREE downloads

Guilt Pursuit





May 9 2008 5:37 PM

thankyou dearly for the add

we hope you can make it to see us at death by shoes on 17th may

x
Lola and the Cartwheels





Apr 19 2008 12:52 PM


Hope you can make it down to party with us and celebrate!!!
xxx
Phil Jones





Apr 5 2008 12:50 PM

Hanging out with Andy, what a night that was !
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The Old Sweet Shop





Apr 2 2008 11:37 AM

‘Folk Memory’ by Phlegm, preview Saturday 5th April 2pm-6pm.

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KID ACNE - EDDY FRESH





Mar 23 2008 7:17 PM