Crappy The Clown: Vocals, Insults, Bad Jokes, Stupid Stunts! AKA "the Hardest Workin' Clown in Show Business"! Rock Star, Wrestling Legend and Movie Star. Crappy is "Large and in Charge!" There is'nt any other clown under the big top who can go toe to toe with Crappy!
I.P. Freely: An awesome gutiarist and keyboardist who tried out for KISS but was too DRUNK!...(U gotta be quite a LUSH to be "too drunk for KISS") But, PDM loves FREAKS, so were glad to have him! Maybe if he wouldn't drink so much, he'd "P" less!
Dano Voodie: Bassist, AKA, "the man without a middle"... "over 7 foot tall from tip-to-toe"... yet so skinny that he can can pass his entire body through an ordinary household coat hanger!
"UNICEF sends him boxes of sandwhiches" Eat Dano, Eat!"
Mr. Zaremba: Guitar God, a perverted, old con man, who dresses as "Santa". He shreds a gutiar at night, and stands on a street corner ringing a bell alongside a red kettle by day for exta money... all of which he keeps forhimself! He NEVER changes his clothes!
Tommy Lee Wannabe: Drums and "cocksmith". This guy could teach the real "Tommy Lee" how to play drums AND screw! He likes to "bang" the drums and the ladies!
Influences
Ramones, Pornflakes, Motorhead, GWAR, Black Sabbath, Faith No More, and Prong
Sounds Like
It's rock and roll, goddamit. Loud, punky, metalled-up rock and roll. The way it was meant to be.
PDM IS: A unique rock & roll side show influenced by Punk, Metal, Cartoons & Freak Shows.
Punch Drunk Monkeys were born on Halloween 1994 in the depressed city of Binghamton, New York. Disgusted by the self-righteous seriousness of the current crop of loud rock acts on the national scene, the band came together to sign a blood oath to forever change the face of rock and roll.
Okay maybe it wasn't a blood oath but if there had been snow they might have pissed their names in it.
Originally, Crappy and some of his musician buddies formed a "mock and roll" band, and they called it...'STOOL featuring Crappy the Clown". (Stool later changed their name to the Punch Drunk Monkeys) Known as the "Big Top of rock and roll", because of Crappy's use of large, strange props. Like an exploding out-house, an electric chair, and various explosive gags.
Crappy and the gang were also famous for a few all out food fights with there audiences, (the fans could throw back anything crappy and the band threw at them).
PDM has been seen on MTV's "Indie Outing", Canada's Much Music, and has played at silly industry bashes like NXNE, PMC and a few others, plus the ultracool underground festivals WE Fest (Wilmington, NC)(3x) and Alcoholocaust (Spencer, NY)(3x). The band was a main-stage act for the WFNX/Boston Phoenix "Best Music Poll" festival in 1997, Headlined the first ever "Royal Fest" zine convention in NYC and was a National Finalist/Regional winner in the Sam Goody/Musicland "UnVailed" band and board competition the same year.
Check out these PDM videos!
Earthquake
Salad Bars Open
Are You Gonna Eat That?? (2006)
Fight, Fuck, Kill
Donuts (2006)
GREAT SHOW on Sat! Your theatrics are the best!!; It did not feel like we were in JC :) Thanks for the entertainment...AND I got the best toy, na na nanana :))))
AAHHH..so you were hanging with my girl Robyn (My Sexy Store) on Saturday...doesn't she ROCK and oh so Gorgeous too!!! I know you were thinking...damn, what a girl!!!!
G E T $7 T I X N O W !!! Get $7 adv tix from participating Adult Outlet locations, get a FREE CD SAMPLER featuring bands from the ‘Circus’!! (LOCATIONS: Binghamton, Endicott, Ithaca, Lowman, Elmira, and TattooRolo in Corning). Can also get adv tix at Magic City box office, ticketweb. com and from the bands in the show.
The Secret Agent from Carolina is on the case. NICE.
G E T $7 T I X N O W !!! Get $7 adv tix from participating Adult Outlet locations, get a FREE CD SAMPLER featuring bands from the ‘Circus’!! (LOCATIONS: Binghamton, Endicott, Ithaca, Lowman, Elmira, and TattooRolo in Corning). Can also get adv tix at Magic City box office, ticketweb. com and from the bands in the show.
G E T $7 T I X N O W !!! Get $7 adv tix from participating Adult Outlet locations, get a FREE CD SAMPLER featuring bands from the ‘Circus’!! (LOCATIONS: Binghamton, Endicott, Ithaca, Lowman, Elmira, and TattooRolo in Corning). Can also get adv tix at Magic City box office, ticketweb. com and from the bands in the show.
SPECIAL APPERANCE 12 JULY @ DTQB--------------------------- That's right you tiny lil' freaks....Crappy The Clown will make a guest appearance at SUMMERFEST 08 At "the Downtown QuarterBack" ...(Washington Ave Endicott NY)------------------------------- There will be a special tribute to "George Carlin"! You all know "the 7 dirty words"...cuz I heard ya say em! Lucky I'm NOT yer MOMMY...I'd wash yer mouth out with SOAP! Be there for the "7 Dirty words song" sing-a-long !!! Also yer old pal Crappy will be breaking balls on all the local car dealer IDIOTS who insist on appearing in there OWN commercials....ONE in paticular!..."U fat wallering sea cow!"....shut the fuck up! Er I'll slap ya in the puss with "Billy Fucillo's Huuuuuuuuuuge COCK!!!" Come early..... stay late....tip the barkeep..........wear a rubber!------------------------- Also appearing is................... Ruination / Lethal Dose/ Dance-A-Tron/ Needles & Pins (Ramones Cover Band - Danos new band) / Phrank Martian (acoustic) / Scarred Therory / The Rot / DOORS @ 5pm $10 DON't be cheap.....seeing me alone is worth $10 !!!
