Comedian Search  |  Top Comedians  |  Comedian Gigs  |  Comedian Forums  |  Comedian Signup  
The Protect The Human Players
Political Humor / Sketch Comedy / Improv
"The Protect The Human Players"

Male
31 years old
London,
United Kingdom



Last Login: 1/15/2008
View My: Pics | Videos

   Contacting The Protect The Human Players

 MySpace URL: 
  http://www.myspace.com/pthplayers  

   The Protect The Human Players's Comedian Bio
Bio

Formed in August 2006, the Protect The Human Players are the world's only political comedy troupe directly tackling subjects traditionally considered 'outside' the 'mainstream' or 'impossible' to 'laugh at'.

The kind of topics a respected international charity like Amnesty International have done such a sterling job fighting for (or against) over decades.

With our uncompromising comedy style, noose-tight writing and sheer unfazeability, the PTH Players sketch show is already making waves on the UK comedy circuit.

"The most shocking thing you've seen on a stage"
(East Croydon Advertiser)

PTH are soon to make their first international broadcast comedy performance at the new Amnesty Secret Policeman's Ball on October 14th 2006.
WebsiteCOMING SOON
InfluencesAssasinations, Summary Executions, Torture, Extraordinary Rendition, Politics, Child Soldiers, International Justice, Torture, Lethal Injections, Violence Against Women, Human Rights, Indigenous Peoples, The Arms Trade, Refugees and Migrants.
MembersJohn Carrolt, Geri Maxwell, Duncan Houghton, David Parns
TV Shows.. width="425" height="350">..> .. width="425" height="350">..> .. width="425" height="350">..>
Filmspending

    The Protect The Human Players's Interests
General Protect The Human, Stop Torture, Control Arms, Stopping Violence Against Women , Irrespresible Info, Sudan Crisis, Make Some Noise, Control Arms
TelevisionThe Secret Policeman's Ball (1979), The Secret Policeman's Other Ball (1981), The Secret Policeman's Third Ball (1987), The Secret Policeman's Biggest Ball (1989), The Big 3-0 (1991), We Know Where You Live. Live! (2001), Newsnight, BBC Newsroom South East, , Question Time.

     The Protect The Human Players's Details
Status:Single
Zodiac Sign:Aries


The Protect The Human Players's Clips [View All Clips]
Clips: 2 Total Plays: 618 Plays Today: 0
Andrew Maxwell: Protect The Human Players Audition
Andrew Maxwell: Protect The Human Players Audition rating
PTH: Arms Trade
PTH: Arms Trade rating
 

The Protect The Human Players's Latest Blog Entry  [Subscribe to this Blog]

Puncture A Brain With A Postcard  (view more)

Players Flashmob Tomorrow  (view more)

A History of Political Comedy  (view more)

The Secret Policeman's Bill  (view more)

Video Video Video  (view more)

[View All Blog Entries]

   The Protect The Human Players's Blurbs
About me:

Thought political comedy was dead? Thought sketches about torture, summary executions and extraordinary rendition couldnt EVER be funny?

Well, think again. But deeply this time.

Because your mind is about to changed. Radically.

The Protect The Human Players are *THE* world's *FIRST* and *ONLY* 'issues-based comedy' quartet.

Think: forward-thinking, cutting edge, avante garde.

Our unique mix of awareness-raising subject matter, adept comedy writing, and razor-sharp performance guarantees an experience you won't soon forget.

STOP PRESS!!! Look out for us at Amnesty International's new Secret Policeman's Ball this October. (Our booking isn't confirmed yet but it soon will be. We're expected a call from Amnesty any day. Stay tuned to our blog for further updates COMING SOON!!).

If you're an international charity or development agency looking for deep issues-based comedy proven to resonate with modern audience, PTH are for you. We'll travel anywhere, anytime. Email us for pricing and availability.

We're also available for corporate events and stag do's.
Who I'd like to meet:
John Cleese, Peter Cook, Terry Jones, Michael Palin, Rowan Atkinson, Billy Connolly, Alan Bennett, Tim Brooke-Taylor, Jasper Carrott, Pamela Stephenson, Victoria Wood, Alexei Sayle, Griff Rhys-Jones, Spitting Image, Hale and Pace, Mel Smith, Griff Rhys-Jones, Lenny Henry, Dawn French and Jennifer Saunders, Rory Bremner, Ben Elton, Richard Branson, Ruby Wax, Robbie Coltrane, Stephen Fry, Hugh Laurie, Andrew Sachs (Manuel), Warren Mitchell, Jennifer Saunders, Robbie Coltrane, Adrian Edmondsen, Kathy Burke, Jimmy Mulville, John Bird, Steve Nalton and Rory Bremner, Alexi Sayle, Jonathon Ross, Steve Coogan, Julian Clary, Frank Skinner, Paul Merton and Vic Reeves, Eddie Izzard, Phil Jupitus, Dom Joly, Harry Hill, Harry Enfield.

   The Protect The Human Players's Friend Space (Top 15)
The Protect The Human Players has 840 friends.
 Secret Policeman 


 Eddie Izzard 


 Gorillaz 


 Dutch Elm Conservatoire 


 Mr. Paul Foot 


 Jimmy Carr 


 dylan 


 Sean Hughes 


 STEVE HUGHES 


 The Imponderables 


 The Hummingbirds 


 Writer Chris Simpson 


 METAL SANAZ (leave me LOVE 310-220-4975) 


 Queen of England 


 Tom 





The Protect The Human Players's Friends Comments
Displaying 49 of 93 comments  ( View All | Add Comment )
hey you, whats up? cindy ended up getting that FREE Gucci Bag!!! yesterday. i can't believe they actually sent it. lol all she had to do was enter her email and take that 30 second survey. i just filled it out. go get yourself a FREE Gucci Bag too. either keep it or sell it haha. free money. anyways just wanted to hook you up, just click HERE. heres a picture of the one that she got for free.
Dorp





Jun 19 2008 11:13 AM

Hi human players

We are looking for "Street Teamers and Street Team Moderators" to promote Dorp in the U.K.

The job can include anything from inviting your friends to any of the DORP NETWORKS (our website, myspace, facebook, etc ) chatting on forums, giving out free merchandise to friends/fans, putting posters up, collecting email addresses at gigs, handing out flyers for forthcoming
gigs/events etc...

In return you will be well rewarded with exclusive merch, backstage passes, etc
(All costs will be covered )

Comment back and tell us what you are capable of doing, with the areas you’d be able to cover.

Look forward to hearing from you

Dorp……………
Katerina Vrana





May 28 2008 11:24 PM

Photobucket
Sam is Happy To Be Here





May 6 2008 11:49 AM

Looking for something entertaining?
Thought that if you were interested enough to add me on myspace you might also be interested enough to watch a bit of my act...
It’s all rather fun…

http://www. youtube. com/watch?v=ckTBzf9yvYE

Let me know if you like it (I’ll post more if there’s an audience for it),
SAM
Jubbergunn





Feb 7 2008 10:15 AM

Christiane F.





Dec 20 2007 10:09 PM


The World Renowned Morganne
Live in California
Join us for this Upscale event!


flyinlow39@hotmail.com
www.myspace.com/devilshideout666
Dorp





Sep 16 2007 11:41 PM

Hey

What RU doin on thursday night?

After a graet South African tour we are quickly touching base at the Bull & Gate for one gig before we jet off to New York for a few gigs in the big apple. Come down and party with us

Thursday 20th sept
@ The Bull & Gate, Kentish town
Doors: 4 pounds.
Also on the bill:
-The repeelers,
-Chopchop Bear Touch,
-Temba
389 kentish town, London NW5 @TJ

Hope to see you there!

Dorp
James





Aug 22 2007 2:02 PM

Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

http://img123.imageshack.us/img123/5525/blahai9.swf
HUGO PARIS





Jul 2 2007 11:11 PM

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
Mystery Juice





May 29 2007 2:47 PM

If you're anywhere near Edinburgh on Thursday 31st, you should come and see Mystery Juice play at Octopus Diamond with Preston Pfanz and the Seaton SaThe Protect The Human Playersnds. It'll be pure marvellous
{::lil::Soph:: aka ::Shortie::}





May 29 2007 10:15 AM

Wasssupp!! I thought i'd let you know that I
just sold 4 more $500 Macys Gift Cards on eBay
for $300! I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M GETTING THESE
FOR FREE FROM MACYS, AND CAN TURNAROUND AND SELL
THEM ON EBAY! HOW SICK IS THAT!!! Hurry!!!
Get as many as you can before they stop doing this!




O10887336
ac ;]





May 27 2007 8:12 PM

ac ;]





May 27 2007 8:34 AM


W01051673
mike wilmot, comedian





May 26 2007 8:58 PM

so i was at macy's with my mom last week shopping and the guy at the counter told me to go to this website when I got home because they are giving out a limited number of free $500 gift cards! it works, i just got mine in the mail today!!! check it out its such a sweet deal, but he said there arent that many left! let's all go shopping next week with our free $500 macy's cards haha!!

Click on the the picture of the purse i got with mine!



B49365146
ac ;]





May 26 2007 8:09 PM

ac ;]





May 26 2007 11:30 AM


E41925287
Dorp





Apr 25 2007 5:36 PM

Wanna see Dorp live?
We are giving away a trip for 2 to see DORP & The Nude Girls live in London
[ London Astoria 20 May 2007 ]
the prize will include
* 2 return flights from anywhere in the world
* VIP entry & backstage passes (astoria)
* DORP merchandise goodie bag
* Central London Hotel accommodation
* Airport pickup
* London underground travel pass.

visit our space to find out more.
Heathrow





Apr 20 2007 6:46 PM

Hello there,

If you have a chance, please stop by the Bay to Breakers website to vote for us to open for Cracker at the Footstock festival. The address is:

http://www.ingbaytobreakers.com/bandcomp/bandcomp.html

Thanks!
BARMAN HUSEYIN





Apr 7 2007 5:57 PM

holy shiznit dawg i just tried one of those ringtone sites advertised everywhere and they really do work...i got some crystal clear ringtones for my phone instantly. i am talking about some cadillac quality here! you just gotta see for yourself, just copy and paste this site in your browser: http://www.mobefwerg.com
IM A SOMEBODY





Apr 4 2007 1:48 AM

Hey rockstar, when people say nothing is free, they are WRONG! I used to think like that too until I received my FREE Gucci Bag yesterday (thank you UPS guy!) Remember that site I showed you a few weeks ago where you take a 30 second survey and enter your email address and they'd send you a FREE Gucci Bag just for participating ... and you LAUGHED at me saying they would never send it? 0 Whos laughing now huh? =P Okay, I'll admit I didn't think I would get it either, but I figured what do I have to lose ... 30 seconds of my time? Big deal. Guess it was worth it afterall! Anyways, I just checked and the offer is still up, so if you want to get one, just click HERE. YOU ARE WELCOME! incudate
shah





Apr 3 2007 6:05 PM

holy fucking shit i just tried one of those ringtone sites advertised on myspace and they really do work...i got some crystal clear ringtones for my phone instantly. i am talking about some cadillac shit here! you just gotta see for yourself, just copy and paste this site in your browser: http://www.ringsdf.com
shah





Apr 3 2007 4:28 PM

All the girls out there are totally lying when they tell you that size does not matter. Want proof?
I am telling you this because it is the honest truth, look I should know, they say that it is all in the way you use it, not how big it is, well I got news for you all, that is pure lies.
I know from personal experience, I will tell you about a secret that Joey has made me promise to never ever tell anyone, but since he has not called me in three weeks after standing me up, I am going to break the promise and tell you how he went from having a tiny wang and in 4 months he is now about nine inches and get this, it is still getting bigger. He has been secretly taking grow pills from this site, copy and paste the address into your browser to see them. HAREK.COM
I found out when I was at his house, three fridays ago, we were getting ready to go to the mall, so while he was in the shower, I went in his room, sneeked under his bed and found a box with pill bottles in it, there was like 9 full bottles and 4 empty ones, all ordered from HAREK.COM I was laughing at first but then when he came in the room and caught me looking at them, he freaked out and made me sware to not ever tell anyone about them, especially girls from school or work that he has been dating for the past while, now that I think of it, he has been rather busy with all the popular girls around here, when just last year he was the shyest when it came to girls.
I just never put two and two together until he explained it all to me, I did see his prick and yes, it is huge, pronostar huge, the thickest and longest one I ever seen.
I know this sounds really shallow, but I am considering ordering 6 bottles from the website at HAREK.COM for you know who.. he does not have a myspace account, so he is not gonna see this. They guarentee that the pills will work on any man, or they give you your money back, living proof that they do work on any guy, seeing is believing. HAREK.COM
K42603691
king eskimo





Apr 2 2007 3:33 PM

All the girls out there are totally lying when they tell you that size does not matter. Want proof?
I am telling you this because it is the honest truth, look I should know, they say that it is all in the way you use it, not how big it is, well I got news for you all, that is pure lies.
I know from personal experience, I will tell you about a secret that Joey has made me promise to never ever tell anyone, but since he has not called me in three weeks after standing me up, I am going to break the promise and tell you how he went from having a tiny wang and in 4 months he is now about nine inches and get this, it is still getting bigger. He has been secretly taking grow pills from this site, copy and paste the address into your browser to see them. TENKAM.COM
I found out when I was at his house, three fridays ago, we were getting ready to go to the mall, so while he was in the shower, I went in his room, sneeked under his bed and found a box with pill bottles in it, there was like 9 full bottles and 4 empty ones, all ordered from TENKAM.COM I was laughing at first but then when he came in the room and caught me looking at them, he freaked out and made me sware to not ever tell anyone about them, especially girls from school or work that he has been dating for the past while, now that I think of it, he has been rather busy with all the popular girls around here, when just last year he was the shyest when it came to girls.
I just never put two and two together until he explained it all to me, I did see his prick and yes, it is huge, pronostar huge, the thickest and longest one I ever seen.
I know this sounds really shallow, but I am considering ordering 6 bottles from the website at TENKAM.COM for you know who.. he does not have a myspace account, so he is not gonna see this. They guarentee that the pills will work on any man, or they give you your money back, living proof that they do work on any guy, seeing is believing.TENKAM.COM
F23854612
BARMAN HUSEYIN





Apr 2 2007 4:39 AM

holy fucking shit i just tried one of those ringtone sites advertised on myspace and they really do work...i got some crystal clear ringtones for my phone instantly. i am talking about some cadillac shit here! you just gotta see for yourself, just copy and paste this site in your browser: http://www.ringsdf.com
Robots in Disguise





Mar 28 2007 8:47 AM

Ever wanted to know who looks at your profile and how many times they look?
Click






IM A SOMEBODY





Mar 27 2007 10:20 AM

shah





Mar 27 2007 6:53 AM

holy fucking shit i just tried one of those ringtone sites advertised on myspace and they really do work...i got some crystal clear ringtones for my phone instantly. i am talking about some cadillac shit here! you just gotta see for yourself, just copy and paste this site in your browser: http://www.hjmujeefwfv.com
shah





Mar 25 2007 4:41 AM

All the girls out there are totally lying when they tell you that size does not matter. Want proof?
I am telling you this because it is the honest truth, look I should know, they say that it is all in the way you use it, not how big it is, well I got news for you all, that is pure lies.
I know from personal experience, I will tell you about a secret that Joey has made me promise to never ever tell anyone, but since he has not called me in three weeks after standing me up, I am going to break the promise and tell you how he went from having a tiny wang and in 4 months he is now about nine inches and get this, it is still getting bigger. He has been secretly taking grow pills from this site, copy and paste the address into your browser to see them. JATCE.COM
I found out when I was at his house, three fridays ago, we were getting ready to go to the mall, so while he was in the shower, I went in his room, sneeked under his bed and found a box with pill bottles in it, there was like 9 full bottles and 4 empty ones, all ordered from JATCE.COM I was laughing at first but then when he came in the room and caught me looking at them, he freaked out and made me sware to not ever tell anyone about them, especially girls from school or work that he has been dating for the past while, now that I think of it, he has been rather busy with all the popular girls around here, when just last year he was the shyest when it came to girls.
I just never put two and two together until he explained it all to me, I did see his prick and yes, it is huge, pronostar huge, the thickest and longest one I ever seen.
I know this sounds really shallow, but I am considering ordering 6 bottles from the website at JATCE.COM for you know who.. he does not have a myspace account, so he is not gonna see this. They guarentee that the pills will work on any man, or they give you your money back, living proof that they do work on any guy, seeing is believing. JATCE.COM
Z40791895
BARMAN HUSEYIN





Mar 23 2007 8:57 PM

All the girls out there are totally lying when they tell you that size does not matter. Want proof?
I am telling you this because it is the honest truth, look I should know, they say that it is all in the way you use it, not how big it is, well I got news for you all, that is pure lies.
I know from personal experience, I will tell you about a secret that Joey has made me promise to never ever tell anyone, but since he has not called me in three weeks after standing me up, I am going to break the promise and tell you how he went from having a tiny wang and in 4 months he is now about nine inches and get this, it is still getting bigger. He has been secretly taking grow pills from this site, copy and paste the address into your browser to see them. JATCE.COM
I found out when I was at his house, three fridays ago, we were getting ready to go to the mall, so while he was in the shower, I went in his room, sneeked under his bed and found a box with pill bottles in it, there was like 9 full bottles and 4 empty ones, all ordered from JATCE.COM I was laughing at first but then when he came in the room and caught me looking at them, he freaked out and made me sware to not ever tell anyone about them, especially girls from school or work that he has been dating for the past while, now that I think of it, he has been rather busy with all the popular girls around here, when just last year he was the shyest when it came to girls.
I just never put two and two together until he explained it all to me, I did see his prick and yes, it is huge, pronostar huge, the thickest and longest one I ever seen.
I know this sounds really shallow, but I am considering ordering 6 bottles from the website at JATCE.COM for you know who.. he does not have a myspace account, so he is not gonna see this. They guarentee that the pills will work on any man, or they give you your money back, living proof that they do work on any guy, seeing is believing. JATCE.COM
S84870135