Always A King, Never A Prince
"Hail Loki!"

Female
20 years old
Denver, Colorado
United States



Last Login:7/24/2008
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    Always A King, Never A Prince's Interests
GeneralUnicorns, making movies, playing with kittens, hockey, guns, writing, breaking stuff, fire, growing bacteria, mythology, making fake religions, pretending to worship satan, stabbing, staring at my kitty, doing idiotic things, drawing, shopping, not working
MusicHIM, Green Day, Coheed & Cambria, Alkaline Trio, Bad Religion, Blink 182, Yellowcard, Mozart, Wagner, System of a Down, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Flogging Molly, My Chemical Romance, Sublime, Ill Nino, Einherjer, Evergrey, DragonForce, Element Eighty, Bouncing Souls, +44, AFI, Kill Hannah, Wolfmother, Star Wars soundtrack, Phantom of the Opera soundtrack
MoviesStar Wars, Team America, Lion King, Spiderman, X-Men, Milo and Otis, Phantom of the Opera, Indiana Jones, Equilibrium, Land Before Time, JFK, Cannibal the Musical, Teenage Catgirls in Heat, Southpark, Flesh Gordon, Ultimate Avengers, Invincible Ironman
TelevisionSouthpark, Boston Legal, House, and Desperate Housewives
BooksStar Wars books, anything by Timothy Zahn, instruction manuals, comic books, The Virgin Porn Star
HeroesLoki, Deadpool, Captain America, and Winter Soldier.
Groups: Colorado PiratesNaNoWriMoNaNoWriMo Myspacers UNITE!"ALMOST SAILORS"Chaotic Vikings of Doom

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     Always A King, Never A Prince's Details
Status:Engaged
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Niflheim
Body type:5' 4"
Religion:Other
Zodiac Sign:Virgo
Children:I don't want kids
Education:In college
Occupation:Pirate/Viking/Jedi Knight

   Always A King, Never A Prince's Schools
Metropolitan State College Of Denver
Denver, CO
Graduated: N/A
 

2006 to Present
Chatfield High School
Littleton, COLORADO
Graduated: 2005
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Major: Guns
Minor: Ponies
 

2001 to 2005

   Always A King, Never A Prince's Companies
Hollywood Video
Littleton, CO US
GSR

01/05-12/05
Big 5
Littleton, CO US
Cashier

06/06-12/06
Bookstore
Denver, CO US


Hell if I know
Kingdom of Thunder
Helvenge, Thunder US
Lightning King
Doom and Khaos

09/87-present



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I ride unicorns. I ride an Ontario Warmblood stallion named Right Line. He's green and black and he can jump pretty high. I don't know how high because I don't pay attention. I also have a mare named Wave of Light but she doesn't go to shows.
REDWINGS SUCK!
I don't like you. Unless I do like you. I like kitties. They're cute and fuzzy. But I hope you die.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Kalia!

  1. In Vermont, the ratio of cows to Kalia is 10:1!
  2. Kalia has little need for water and is capable of going for months without drinking at all!
  3. If a snake is born with two heads, the heads will fight over who gets Kalia!
  4. Kalia has four noses.
  5. If you chew gum while peeling Kalia then it will stop you from crying.
  6. The fingerprints of Kalia are virtually indistinguishable from those of humans, so much so that they could be confused at a crime scene.
  7. Some hotels in Las Vegas have Kalia floating in their swimming pools.
  8. Dolphins sleep at night just below the surface of Kalia, and frequently rise to the surface for air.
  9. Kalia will often rub up against people to lay her scent and mark her territory.
  10. Only one child in twenty will be born on the day predicted by Kalia.
I am interested in - do tell me about


I adopted a cute lil' death fetus from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!

Who I'd like to meet:
Jedi Knights and other unicorn riders and Wade Wilson.

   Always A King, Never A Prince's Friend Space (Top 8)
Always A King, Never A Prince has 36 friends.
 Pragmatical Fantastical 


 Hellcat 


 Rogue 


 John McCain 


 Yousei 


 The Indelible Mr. B 


 Twister 


 Danice 





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Pragmatical Fantastical





Apr 30 2008 8:45 PM

Oh, I totally clicked on Deutschland!


That...sort of sounds like a demented version of Disneyland.
mellie jo and Ely





Apr 27 2008 4:14 PM


Hey Always A King, Never A Prince, I just bought you as my PET! Click here to find out how much I think you're worth!

i bought you kalia you hahahaha

Pragmatical Fantastical





Feb 16 2008 8:37 PM

Sometimes, even Darth Vader can't get it right...



And not to forget, Anakin's younger, more...well, immodest brother!
Thinking, Waiting. Wishing!





Feb 9 2008 7:58 PM

yea i heard. i hope it's final this time though.
Thinking, Waiting. Wishing!





Feb 8 2008 9:32 PM

huh? Wat is it?
Pragmatical Fantastical





Dec 8 2007 6:44 PM

Here's the Little Mermaid figure...better hurry, there's only ONE on eBay:

Little Mermaid
Pragmatical Fantastical





Nov 26 2007 9:37 PM

Okay, here's the one she had. This is the cheapest I've ever found it on the internet...sorry...

Apple Doll
Pragmatical Fantastical





Oct 29 2007 9:36 PM

Okay, here's two sites:

Lemur site ONE

and Site number TWO

ASS
HeKat





Oct 12 2007 3:19 PM

HeKat





Oct 8 2007 6:23 PM

HeKat





Sep 29 2007 10:45 AM

Yousei





Aug 18 2007 5:56 PM

I saw you at the ren faire *POKE OF DOOM*
Pragmatical Fantastical





Aug 2 2007 7:46 PM

Haha well they weren't even my tickets to give out anyway.
Pragmatical Fantastical





Aug 2 2007 7:28 PM

Haha Zoooooo tomorrow! Too bad you're going to be at your mom's! DAHAHAHAHAA!! Free after hours tickets!!!
mellie jo and Ely





Jul 14 2007 10:15 AM

Well If I was there with ya we would make it a party! Blowing up everything!
mellie jo and Ely





Jul 4 2007 9:42 AM

Hey Kalia
HAPPY Fourth of JULY!!!
so you gonna blow any thing up? Im gonna blow up anthem tonight!
mellie jo and Ely





Jun 24 2007 8:10 PM

""YOU'VE BEEN CONSIDERED ONE OF MY 15 PRETTIEST GIRLS! ONCE YOU'VE BEEN HIT, YOU HAVE TO HIT 15 PRETTY GIRLS. IF YOU GET HIT AGAIN YOU'LL KNOW YOU'RE REALLY PRETTY! IF YOU BREAK THE CHAIN, YOU'LL HAVE UGLYNESS FOR 10 YEARS LIKE ALL OUR IMITATORS.SO HIT YOUR FAVORITE PRETTY GIRLS TO LET THEM KNOW THEY'RE PRETTY :] BUT BEFORE U GO PICKING U HAVE TO SEND THIS BACK TO THE PERSON WHO SENT U THIS! :] HAVE FUN PICKING UR GURLS""
Danice





Apr 18 2007 12:01 AM

HEY!!! You're on my top friends now. Be happy and talk to me. And did you know Loki is the name of the largest volcano in the solar system? It's on some moon of a gas giant.
Pragmatical Fantastical





Mar 25 2007 3:14 PM

Danice is the:

MR. TOUCHY-FEELY

Usually male, and often a variant of the creepy stalker, likes to keep a hand on you at all times, especially if you are romantically involved. Hasn't yet decided if he's gay, but definitely hasn't proven his straightness, either.
Pragmatical Fantastical





Feb 20 2007 9:02 PM

I hate it... I found a Gambit action figure I want. Why did I have to look on Ebay?!?!?!?!?! He looks soooo hot!
Pragmatical Fantastical





Feb 19 2007 9:29 PM

Sphinchter says what? "I thought...it would look cool...if something were stuck in the wall...." "SHUT UP! I'm not overdosing!" "Did you just talk to your violin?" "Let's nail the violin to the wall!" "I don't want acidy spit in my twat."
Pragmatical Fantastical





Feb 19 2007 8:31 PM

If you were a laser, you'd be set on stunning.
HeKat





Feb 1 2007 5:31 AM


Get some premade myspace comment!
Babygirl's a Queen





Jan 16 2007 10:03 AM

Thanks for the christmas card...you're my fav canadian ever!


PSSST I moved to VA so my new address is 7G Bimini Crossing Hampton Va 23666
Pragmatical Fantastical





Jan 9 2007 10:28 PM

So after you left today, it was rather eventful...

In that while I was in the back...I realized that the weird Metro skirt thing you wanted to buy is not a skirt AT ALL, it's a towel wrap. (We had one on a mannequin where I was operating).

And secondly, I worked with the he/she for a little bit. He/she helped me unload my cart, and I was still too shy to ask for his/her name or look at the name badge!

And lastly, I came upon the epiphany that temps are REALLY creepy.
The Indelible Mr. B





Dec 20 2006 11:10 PM

I liked your hair straight! You should get a vulture tattoo to match mine!
Yousei





Nov 30 2006 7:02 AM

Meow... KITTY ROCKS ASS
~Unpredictable Mist~





Nov 20 2006 1:52 AM

What up Sanchez!!!
Just droppin by to say Hi! Hey what have you been up to these day, well I'm pregnant! hahahah JUST KIDDING! Jeeez that would suck! haha Anyway, hit me back. TTYL!
Luv ya dearly...Not quirley! lol ;)
~*PIPE*~
Nunes♥Girl





Nov 11 2006 8:33 AM

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Yousei





Nov 7 2006 6:48 AM

*poke* *poke* FIRE DOOM AND THE END... Hey who wants to roast some marshmellows
Pragmatical Fantastical





Nov 5 2006 12:29 AM

You are SOOO wrong, Dipass! It's NOT a CD! ^_^
Pragmatical Fantastical





Oct 19 2006 9:59 AM


Julie





Oct 18 2006 10:19 PM

oh yes? Well I double ♥ ♥ you!
~CrAzYBitCH~





Sep 29 2006 9:40 AM

Hey its Jessika from the Navy anyway I remeber you were in to the whole pirate thing a good friend of mine just released his Pirate cd if you go to my page hes on my top list Captain Dan Check out his music tell me what you think...
Pragmatical Fantastical





Sep 25 2006 10:34 PM

Happy belated Birfday. I didn't know what to get you so sometime we'll just have to go to a porn shop and you can choose something out.


Hello kitty vibrator.

R.I.P.





Sep 22 2006 1:31 PM

happy fucking birth day lil sis!!!!!!!
Yousei





Sep 21 2006 7:17 PM

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sorry I couldnt find any sith or bad ass mother f'ers
Yousei





Sep 21 2006 7:17 PM

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Nunes♥Girl





Sep 17 2006 11:26 PM

well i am just going to school and i finally got a job, but i dont officially start until next month...so i have been just squandering away all of the money i saved those 8 months i was there!!!

what division were you in origionaly?
Nunes♥Girl





Sep 15 2006 2:22 PM

hey you!!!!!

so i finally got out of that place!!!

how are you doing? are you going to school? how about work?

<3mEg
HeKat