The Unicorns, Be Brave Bold Robot, Say Hi to Your Mom, Thee Eureka Garbage Co., The Ian Fays, Tractor Operator, Neutral Milk Hotel, The Volumen, Logan Whitehurst and the Junior Science Club, Fro the Lazy, The Disappointments, Girlband, Weezer, The Aquabats, and more probably.
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A Concise Band Bio
The Professional Superheroes are a group of super-power enabled musicians who combat evil-doers by playing covers of the most amazing obscure independent bands. If all goes as planned, their favorite bands will become your favorite bands. See the super songlist of justice for a complete list of bands that they cover.
Ultra-Humorous Music Videos
Title: Something for the Monkey (a Volumen cover)
About: Awash on a deserted island in the south-pacific, The Professional Superheroes experience a lot of drinking, beatings, and special-sweaty-glove-smelling.
Starring: The Monkey, The Admiral Rashaad Jones, and Superfly Wonder Pimp (as themselves.)
Title: Super (a Say Hi To Your Mom cover)
About: In the fast-paced, zombie-infested world of tomorrow, one working stiff is obviously better than all the others. He's not just great, he's SUPER!
Starring: Henry Kramer, Cassie Geiser (!), and a lot of dedicated Pro Heroes fans. Filmed by: Jon Olsen.
Stupendous Pictures
- The Pro-Heroes Photo Album: Featuring a lot of live and "promotional" shots. View Album Thanks to our fans for contributing photos to our collection. We love you all.
Spectacular Band Merch
-THE OFFICIAL SUPER-MONKEY T-SHIRT- $9.95 (plus s/h) (view details)
Evildoers beware! This shirt of justice is guarenteed to cause heart disease, skin cancer, and constipation to all those who cross your path. Janine and Hilary (pictured above) know how to fight for justice. The real question is: Do you?
Available in Small, Medium, and Large. 100% cotton. Hand-printed using long-lasting fabric-ink. Buy it now!
Heroes In the News The Professional Superheroes and the Relentless Pursuit of Justice 8/03/06
by Jared Petroske
Like so many bands we feature in this space, I first became aware of The Professional Super Heroes at a house party a year ago. We were mingling, sharing drinks and laughs when suddenly a custom clad duo pulled out guitars and keyboards, turned off the stereo and hijacked our ears in the name of justice. Borrowing directly from the group's MySpace site, the ProHeroes bill themselves as a group of super-power enabled musicians who combat evil-doers by playing covers of obscure independent bands. Seems reasonable... Full Article
Professional Superheroes 2/28/06
by Melody Hogan
The Admiral Rashaad Jones, Superfly Wonder Pimp, Chet Upston Federal Accountant walked into Sacred Grounds in Eureka dressed in their complete super hero garb. No giving away secret identities in this interview; they wanted to make sure I got the real Professional Super Heroes, “not just a group of fools,” said the Admiral... Full Article
The Professional Superheroes's Friend Space (Top 24)
Violet Edison sounds a little fucked up. I don't know if it's a digital distortion from converting to mp3 or if that's just how it was mastered, but something doesn't sound right about it.
I just wanted to say thank you thank you for sending out those bulletons about the contest we're in!!! That was so nice of you, thank you so much. How's Humboldt? Any Superhero Halloween plans (I think we all ended up at a random party last year before Brenden had to go to the Casino!) Hope to see all of you soon and thanks again :)
The Fays are losing at an artist of the month poll and desperately need your vote. If you have the time, could you maybe go to www.thedelimagazine.com/sf and vote for the Fays? We will be sure to buy you a cocktail next time we see you!
Ah yes, I've heard of this snow art before, but what you've been able to do with it is truly amazing. The art is so rare because it is so fleeting. Last time is was in the arctic, I made this snow art. Nothing compared to your masterpiece of course.
