The Press Gang Pirates
"Get Press-Ganged!"

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Last Login:5/18/2008
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    The Press Gang Pirates's Interests
Heroes


-Edward "Blackbeard" Teach
-Henry Morgan
-Calico Jack Rackham
-Anne Bonny
-Mary read
-Napster
-Bartholomew "Black Bart"
    Roberts
-Jean Laffiette
-Samuel "Black Sam" Bellamy
-William Dampier
-Jean Bart
-William Kidd
-Thomas Tew
-Tim Curry
-Henry Avery
-Edward "Ned" Low
-Charlotte De Berry


  Enemies

                              -Scurvy
                              -British Royal Navy
                              -Ninjas



  Contact Us

                              -Email:
                              Pressgangpirates@gmail.com
                              -Phone: (951) 443-8564


     The Press Gang Pirates's Details
Status:Single
Zodiac Sign:Aries
Occupation:Pirates



The Press Gang Pirates want you to have a drink... thats all

The Press Gang Pirates's Latest Blog Entry  [Subscribe to this Blog]

05-20-07 Pirates 'N Plunder  (view more)

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Pics of 4/21 in San Bernardino with Sigma Chi!  (view more)

Pics of 4/14 at St. Catherine's  (view more)

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   The Press Gang Pirates's Blurbs
About me:

PRESS GANG:

Pronunciation: 'pres-"ga[ng]
Function: noun
Etymology: 4press
: a detachment of men under command of an officer empowered to force men into military or naval service
- press-gang transitive verb
: to be press-ganged
"We will press-gang you into a life of piracy"
Synonyms: Shanghai, Kidnap, Draft, Abduct, Waylay, Snatch, Spirit, Impress, To make away with.

We are the Press Gang! We could be sighted at YOUR next event, birthday party, social function, office gathering or any reason you may have to hoist the Jolly Roger! What are you waiting for? Contact us and get Press-Ganged today! For those who are reading this but don't have a MySpace, please e-mail us at Pressgangpirates@gmail.com




  WHAT WE'RE UP TO:

The pictures are up from the Pirates 'N Plunder event on 5/20, check out the slide show in te blog! And a very big thank you to Sea Wolf, Marty, Lee and all others who participated and help get this event off the ground!

  So POTC3AWE is bloody AWESOME! Go see it and revel in it's amazingness! Pics up soon...

  So this may be a little late (by Almost a month) but the lead Johnny Depp (ohjohnny.net ) site on the web honored us by posting our link and a picture of our captain from the Pirates 'N Plunder event on May 20th. check it out HERE! about half way down the page.

  Now I know the MySpace here has not been updated in quite a long time, but as you have no doubt noticed, we are currently working on making it upto date. First, since we can now upload uber-multiple pics, we will be doing so instead of trying to make photo blogs.



  LET OTHERS KNOW YOU'VE JOINED THE CREW:

  Want to let everyone on MySpace know you've been press-ganged? Once you've joined the crew, post one or more of these codes in your interests & personality section of your MySpace.

 

 



  GREAT PIRATY FIND:

TEACH PIRACY IN OUR SCHOOLS!

to see the last great piraty find, click here. cursor codes

Who I'd like to meet:

   The Press Gang Pirates's Friend Space (Top 11)
The Press Gang Pirates has 80 friends.
 Jose 


 Dino 


 Mrs. Staats 


 R. U. Strange ? 


 One Fine Irishman 


 Tech Master 


 sarah 


 Lisa. Dean. 


 Saturday 


 Lee Arenberg 


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The Press Gang Pirates's Friends Comments
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Mrs. Staats





May 6 2008 1:36 AM

you guys need way more pix!!
capt" mad. james HOOK





Dec 21 2007 6:25 PM

Photobucket
Lucky





Oct 25 2007 4:03 AM

I'm DJing...support the cause!

Captain Black





Oct 24 2007 3:11 PM

........eeehhhh The Kings SHILLING!!!!!!!!








One Fine Irishman





Oct 18 2007 12:55 AM

YOU...CHEEKY...BASTARDS!!!
The Vampirates





Oct 10 2007 2:49 PM

We had a great time at the Ojai pirate fair! It was fun seeing you guys at the best gathering of pirates and artists. Here's a photo I took at the faire hope you like it!

Calm & Fairwinds,

The Vampirates

The Vampirates





Sep 19 2007 1:09 AM

May our tankards overflow and treasures sparkle! Have a mighty fine talk like a pirate day! Yarrrrr!

Vampirates Jessica & Dracuss

Jose





Sep 13 2007 4:23 AM

its next week my king.
Scarlett Harlott™





Aug 19 2007 11:14 PM

Lisa. Dean.





Aug 8 2007 10:29 PM

Yes! Congratulations to Ben and Lisa! Yar!

Is it time for Ojai? Can we go now?!
One Fine Irishman





Jul 30 2007 5:36 PM

Congratulations to Ben and Lisa Staats for having this past weekend tied that most beautiful and desired of all knots. Let's all drink a tot to the happy couple!
The Vampirates





Jul 17 2007 10:23 PM

Tis a great honor to have seen you at the Labyrinth Of Jareth Pirate night! We sure had a fantastic evening among the salty crew. We've just posted photos from the labyrinth in our blog sail on over for a visit. Here's a fun moment image!

Yer Matey's,

The Vampirates

Lucky





Jul 17 2007 10:15 AM

CHECK YOUR EVENT INVITE!!!

Come one, come all!!!

We're going to the BEACH, when its hotter!

Same place, same time, same madness!

******* WE NEED SODAS, but I have hot dogs & smores! BUT, WE ALSO NEED SOME SUPPLIES: napkins, any deserts, any food, a couple of 12 packs of soda/juice etc. ********

This time, besides all the games, we'll be bringing out the 'ol Ipod boombox to play some tunes for YOUR DANCING PLEASURE!
Right around lifeguard tower 7, there's a slab of cement in the middle of the beach, that we'll be able to dance on!!! So let's do it, TELL YOUR FRIENDS & let's have a dance party!

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***We're looking for musicians, who'd wanna bring their vocals or instruments with them to have a LIVE JAM on the BEACH, for fun & for dancing...PLEASE LET US KNOW!!! Bring cds to sell, and/or a tip jar for your benefit...its atleast worth the free food!!!***
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WE'LL BE THERE TIL CLOSING, which is 10pm, so come ALL DAY, or for PART OF THE DAY!!!

***@ Magnolia & PCH Near Pier 7***
The Dork Knight





Jul 11 2007 6:01 PM

It was great seeing you guys out at the Big Bear Pirate Faire! Hope to be involved in more gigs with your group and chronicle your tales.. even the more lurid ones involving lewd acts by sleepwalking (sleepshocking?) pirates...
One Fine Irishman





Jun 19 2007 12:54 AM

BEST CHOCOLATE RUM CAKE EVER!

Ingredients:
1 or 2 quarts Rum
1 Tbsp Soda
1 Cup Butter
1/2 Cup Cocoa
1 Tbsp Sugar
1 Tbsp Lemon Juice
2 Large Eggs
1 Shtld Brown Sugar
1 Cup Dried Fruit Nuts
Some Baking Powder

Before you start, wash your hands and sample the rum to check for quality. Satisfactory? Now go ahead: Select a large mixing bowl, measuring cup, etc. Check the rum again. It MUST be just right. To be sure rum is of the highest quality, pour 1 level cup of rum into a glass and drink briskly. Repeat. With electric mixer, beat 1 cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. And 1 seaspoon of shugar and beat again. Meanwhile, make sure that the rum is of the finest quality. Try another cup. Open second quart if necessary.

Add 2 arge legs, 1 cups fried druit and beat till high. If druit gets struck in the beaters just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the rum again to check for grainisticity. Now is probably the best time to call a friend just to see if they're doing something fun without you. Next sift 3 cups of pepper or salt (it doesn't matter) -- sampertherumagain. Sift 1/2 pint of lemon juith. Fold in chopped butter and strained nuts. Add 1 babblespoon of brown thugar, or what-ever color you find. Wixmell while taking a healthy swig. Greast over the turn cake pan to 350 gradees.

Now pour the whole mess in the boven and cake.
Sheck the wum adain and bo to ged.
Lucky





Jun 18 2007 4:40 AM

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When: Saturday Jul 21, 2007
at 1:00 PM
Where:
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Magnolia and PCH, near Lifeguard Tower #7
Huntington Beach, CA 92605
United States
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Lisa. Dean.





Jun 10 2007 5:04 PM

Count Lizzie in for October!
One Fine Irishman





Jun 8 2007 1:10 PM

Happy Birthday to Johnny Depp (and Donald Duck as well)!
One Fine Irishman





Jun 7 2007 8:09 PM

Aye! You can count me as...two?
Dino





Jun 7 2007 8:04 PM

Toilets!? You don't need no stinkin' Toilets! no wait, yes you do! Alright Folks! The motion has been made! Show of comment hands, who wants to go as press gang crew to catalina in october? Aye'll go -schedule permiting-!
One Fine Irishman





Jun 7 2007 12:28 AM

I've just been made aware of "Buccaneer Day" on Catalina Island. Takes place on 10/6. Oh please let's go! For anyone without a ship, I can make ferry arrangements. And if we act soon, we can reserve hotel rooms, ones with toilets.
Scarlett Harlott™





May 30 2007 10:44 PM

Hook vs. Sparrow





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One Fine Irishman





May 21 2007 4:43 PM

Avast! Have they made a film about us already? I must've been... uh... in church.




One Fine Irishman





May 21 2007 4:24 PM

Right, mates, here it is! I haven't figured out how to type music, so sing along if ya know the tune, and make up the tune if ya don't! Ready?

(ahem)

Immanuel Kant was a real pissant
Who was very rarely stable
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
Who could "think" you under the table
David Hume could out-consume
Schopenhauer and Hegel
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
Who was just as schloshed as Schlegel.

There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach ya bout the raising of the wrist.
Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed.

John Stuart Mill, of his own free will,
On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill
Plato, they say, could stick it away
Half a crate of whiskey every day
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle
Hobbes was fond of his dram
And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart
"I drink, therefore I am."

Yes, Socrates, himself, is particularly missed;
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed!
(whew!)

Cheers, mates!
Scarlett Harlott™





May 20 2007 5:43 PM

What a great song! ;0)
Miss.Niki Kole [[the peanut butter to her jelly]]





May 15 2007 9:35 PM

moohahaha
[[you found me]]
...sweet...
-Niki
The Vampirates





May 14 2007 1:48 PM

Stopping by to say ello! Thanks for the photo you guys are the best! Fair winds to yer sails all week...

Vampirates Jessica & Dracuss
Scarlett Harlott™





May 5 2007 9:30 PM

BWAHAHAHA! I *TOLD* you the photo would be funnier when you knew what was sitting at my feet!
Damn wig!
XOXOXOX
The Vampirates





May 4 2007 12:05 PM

Ahoy Thar Mates! It was mighty fine meeting yer crew last night at Boomerang's! Here's a pic from all the mayhem and madness...See yer again soon!

Fair winds to ye & yers,

Dracuss & Jessica

sarah





May 3 2007 12:04 PM

Two pirates were hanging out. One pirate asked the other pirate, "Ey matey, where are your buccaneers?" The other pirate replied, "Under my buccan-hat!"

bwuaahaahaa...
Captain Jack Sparrow The Cannibal Chief





Apr 25 2007 10:16 PM

Lee Arenberg was so very generous to give up some of his time to sign a few Pirates of the Caribbean items that will be raffled off at the event on May 3rd.. A HUGE THANK YOU to Lee, you have a heart bigger then all the seven seas.









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Apr 23 2007 4:12 PM

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Captain Jack # 67





Apr 20 2007 4:13 AM

Thanks For The Add Mates, Fair Winds To Ya!
Captain Jack Sparrow The Cannibal Chief





Apr 20 2007 3:08 AM

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Apr 18 2007 10:04 AM

Captain Jack Sparrow The Cannibal Chief