check out my video about life in the rough, tough suburbs. i shot that vid for you...the people...so watch it. i didn’t hang from a roof for 3 hours in 110 degree heat and get bit by a small dog wearing a pink dress for myself. i did it for you. the video has gotten over 1,143,000 hits on break.com and i want to thank everyone who took time out to watch it. means a lot to me. peace.....................................................................................................
Here’s a brief description of the 6 songs on my page: 5. EVERY GIRL WANT ME is about when you explode with anger over something stupid and then you get over it. 1. KING OF THE CUL DE SAC is about my life growing up in the suburbs. 4. LET’S HIT THE CLUB? is about my struggle to get into Hollywood Night Clubs. 2. I’M A BAWLER is about spending all of my money on hot girls and 3. I’M YOUR SHORTEE is about my love for girls that are taller than me. 6. is a remix of the club joint BTW, they are all comedy songs and for some reson i described them out of order. but u smart, u can figure it out. peace......................................................................................................
My background in comedy started at the Comedy Store in Hollywood when I made paid regular status. I also worked directly for the owner of the Comedy Store, Mitzi Shore and she taught me a lot about comedy and life. It was an honor to work for such a legendary woman. I think she helped shape the way I write comedy today. I appeared on the Jenny Jones Show and won a talent competition for my rap song about growing up in the dangerous suburbs. Stand-up comedy is challenging and inspiring but I truly love writing and rapping and plan on doing a lot more of that this year. My cd "7 seven songs you won’t hear on the radio...till i’m dead." will be out in 2008...and then I’ll get back into the stand-up comedy circuit. Right now, I’m currently employed by an entertainment company.
Influences
TU-PAC AND VANILLA ICE and my grandma connie. she can rap like e40 or 50 cent and probably beat them in a 40 or 50 yard dash and still have energy to clean the house and make a steak burrito. Grandma wrote all of my raps. Hi Grandma! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------
BTW, I know you myspacers want to hook up your pages and make them look cool or better than your ex's but please, please, please do not overload your page so it crashes my computer or takes an entire episode of entourage to load. i have two jobs, a gym membership and a rap career or something to attend to so my time and the time of 200,000,000 myspacers is limited. Keep it simple like me and my boy Tom. Thank you from all of us...............................................................................................................................................................................TOUR DATES...grandma's house TBA, mom's house TBA, Swinger's Restaurant in Los Angeles EVERY SATURDAY NIGHT AT 2:45AM, and STAPLES CENTER 2010!!!!
Sounds Like
I wish my music sounded like chocolate rain but it doesn't...my music sounds like a bird with a speech impediment chirping while you are trying to sleep after a long night of drinking, sounds like 50 cent if you sped his record up 150 beats per minute and if you shrunk his grapes, sounds like weird al without all the black ghetto soul that weird al has, sounds like eminem...i mean, like i'm rapping with a mouth full of m&m's, sounds like an upbeat exercise video on an early saturday morning when you are trying to sleep after a long night of partying (direct quote from my upstairs neighbor), sounds like coolio rapping while on helium, sounds like neyo without the sex appeal or talent, sounds like kanye west during his car accident, sounds like sounds like a cry for help...hel-p.
Here's my latest video about my life in the rough tough suburbs. Check it
out, yo!
Stripper Pole Injury (Produced by Meredith Trosper) ..
Description: Poor Marcus gets interviewed by the hot director, Meredith Trosper, in Sara's apartment moments after his release from invasive surgery due to his stripper pole injury. He was on Vicodin... actually we all were.
GIRLS GONE WILD ? ..
GIRLS GONE WILD ?
BUDWESIER COMMERCIAL WITH POOR MARCUS AND MEREDITH TROSPER, called "Girlfriend moves in with Bud Light Dude"
SEXY SALSA NIGHTS
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Opens at 8 pm. 21 and over!
Salsa Tuesday nights include lessons and open dancing all night long!
Classes by Instructor Sergio "El Flako" Suavecito Style
and Music by Dj Ricky "El Gozador" playing the best Salsa,Rumba, Bachata,Merengue & Cha Cha Cha
Note:Classes will beging at 8pm(no partner needed)
Featuring: Exodus Movement Chipmunk ,Bashy , Ghetto , Guvan B , Tripe O , Judah and Secret ,Nia -Jai, Royal Priest Hood, Little Rascals, Faith Child , 1 Quest Silas, Re Birth Dance and more Presented by: Michael K and Dwayne Tryumf
LONDON – Sat.02.Aug.08 – 6pm ASTORIA II, 156 Charing Cross Road, London, WC2H 0EN Tickets £10; available from; 0871 231 0821 or online; festivalrepublic. com & seetickets. com £12 on the door.
KENT, Rochester – Sat.26.July.08 - 4pm CASINO ROOMS, Blue Boar Lane, Rochester, Kent, ME1 1PD Tickets £8.50, available from, 08448005730 / (01634) 338338 or online; www. medway. gov. uk/theatrebooking £10 on the door.
BIRMINGHAM- Sat.09.Aug.08 – 4pm LIBRARY THEATRE, Paradise Place, Birmingham, B3 3HQ Tickets £8.50, available from (0121) 303 23 23 or online www. birminghamboxoffice. co. uk
I thought it was you that was asking so this is that site I was talking about where I get paid to surf web sites. It's pretty sweet and it sure beats selling my body to make extra money...j/k... don't you wish!?! Anyway check it out if you want. Later huns. NetSurfingForDollars. com
