FAQread this
first before you message me with a question.
Will you whore me?
You already ARE a whore.
How do you get your hair so bright?
Bleach + Overdying = Super bright hair that falls out. Don't do it.
Will you edit my pics for me?
Probably. :)
Will you edit my pics to make me look as pale as you?
Ugh! I don't edit that!
What brand of hair coloring do you use?
It's different a lot of the time. I really couldn't tell ya.
How old are you?
Eighteen.
What's your real name?
Jesus Christ.
Are you looking for a relationship?
Not from myspace, no.
Why do you sign your name with such stupid things?
Because I can.
What kind of camera do you use?
Sony Cybershot DCS-F717 for the pictures you see in my myspace. I use a "better" one for my photography.
Can I see your boobs?
No. I hate you.
Are you stupid? Why don't you make sense?!
Yes, I am quite stupid; I don't make sense because of this.
See a doctor and get help, you fucking nut job!
Er, thank you for your concern. I do see a doctor.
Your models are so beautiful!! Who are they?!
All models in the gallery were discovered by Steamed Pepsi. Our favorite models are 'Dolly', Edi, 'Kitty', Mary and Katlyn. You can contact all five of us on Myspace if desired. :)
Who is the pretty redhead in your gallery with the lingere? Have I seen her before?
That's Alisa (Dolly). You might have seen her beauty in various places including photography exibits and the runway.
Can we meet and be friends?
No.
Is Steamed Pepsi looking for more models?
We're always looking for a shiny new face! Male or female, any body sizes are welcome! Please email ham_slice9@yahoo.com or message me with at least three images of yourself (preferably not webcam). One face shot, one profile shot, and one body shot. Extra photos are appreciated. Tell us your eye colour, current hair colour, body type, and if you have scars, peircings, tattoos, etc. If you have any questions about this subject, please feel free to message me.
Can we meet and have sex?
I can't stand socializing or being touched. People have germs and I don't feel like exchanging them. This is a no.
Will you make me a sign?
I might, if I feel we've bonded.
Who's Mike?
I'M NOT TELLING! Nah, I kid yoo. That's the dead guy in me head meats.
How can you be so cruel and eat meat?!?!
How can you walk around without a brain? Some things, no one can answer.
Are you into girls?
Go fish.
What does 'kik' mean?
It's how I say 'lol'. I suppose I'm rebelious.
Do you eat catfood?
I did once. It was beef.
question not answered here? then message me and ask away!
