(Insert long list of artists you have stolen from here)
I run a little show called The Happy Funtime Show every Saturday night at Sunset Grill in Hollywood there's even a Happy Funtime Show MySpace Group for the show that you can join.
Sounds Like
(See Influences)
Record Label
(Insert name of company that steals from you here)
(Insert huge lies about sycophantic fanbase with narcissitic diatribe on how you are or will soon be the next big famous up and coming superstar blah blah blah douchebag in Hollywood here.)
Biography
Hi, my name is Peter Prins howdy doo. I'm jealous of people with cool initials, how about you? I'm fifty percent Swedish Viking and you know what they say. When you go fifty percent Swedish Viking, you're gonna buy half your furniture at Ikea.
I'm a Southern California native, born in Orange County and raised Republican. So of course, I'm kinda sick of elephants. Which is why I like to go to Tijuana, Mexico to check out the donkey shows.
In high school I was a computer geek. In fact I was so good with computers, I was voted most likely, to be outsourced to India. And I don't suffer from ADD like most comedians do, instead I suffer from AAS. That's right, almost albino syndrome.
In fact, someone came up to me the other day, just to tell me I was the palest guy they'd ever seen. And that I looked like an Irish cave dweller. Well, I guess that makes me the illegitimate lovechild of Conan O'Brien and Jim Gaffigan.
(Insert radio, film and television credits that make you feel and sound far more important and accomplished than you could ever hope to be here)
Radio Work
My radio work highlights my ability to find a parking spot at the radio station before my show, not get caught breaking FCC rules and to consistently speak in my best phone sex voice on the air.
National Lampoon Radio (2008)
Role: Some Random White Guy With Jokes And A Guitar
KUCI 88.9 FM Irvine (2006)
Role: Some Random White Guy Pretending To Be a Cool College Radio DJ For Two Semesters
Film Work
My film work showcases the strength of my acting talents and abilities at sitting, standing, walking, clapping, cheering, heckling and occasionally pogo dancing.
The Heckler (2008)
Role: Some Random White Guy Heckling Some Other Random White Guy
What We Do Is Secret (2005 Feature Film)
Role: Some Random White Guy Standing And Occasionally Pogo Dancing
Running With Scissors (2005 Feature Film)
Role: Some Random White Guy Sitting And Clapping
Tears of A Clown (2004 Indie Film)
Role: Some Random White Guy Standing And Walking
The Longest Yard (2004 Feature Film)
Role: Some Random White Guy Sitting And Cheering
Television Work
My television work showcases my remarkable ability to play some random white guy without an agent who can sit, stand, walk and clap.
Last Comic Standiing (2007, 2008 NBC Television)
Role: Some Random White Guy Without An Agent
Bill Bellamy's Who's Got Jokes (2007 TV One)
Role: Some Random White Guy Sitting And Clapping
The Inside (2005 Fox Television)
Role: Some Random White Guy Standing And Walking
WHERE DO I DO COMEDY AT?
Everyone always asks me where I do comedy at. Well technically I do comedy everywhere even when I'm sleeping... with myself. Here's the official list.
Radio Shows
National Lampoon Radio, Hollywood, CA
KUCI 88.9 FM, Irvine, CA
Television Shows
Last Comic Standing 5 & 6 (2007, 2008), Hollywood, CA
Comedy Contests
The Ultimate Laff Down VIII and XI, Huntington Beach, CA
Comedy Clubs
The Comedy Store, Hollywood, CA
The L.A. Improv, Hollywood, CA
The M Bar, Hollywood, CA
The Irvine Improv, Irvine, CA
The Ice House, Pasadena, CA
The Comedy District, Studio City, CA
The Ha Ha Cafe, North Hollywood, CA
The Laugh Factory, Hollywood, CA
Coffeehouses & Cafes
The Coffeebean & Tea Leaf, Encino, CA
La Casa Blue, Highland Park
Highland Grounds, Hollywood, CA
Karma Coffeehouse, Hollywood, CA
It's A Grind Coffeehouse, Irvine, CA
Groundwork Cafe, Hollywood, CA
Un-Urban Coffeehouse, Santa Monica, CA
Ugly Mug Coffeehouse, Orange, CA
Cafe Audrey, Hollywood, CA
The Green Room, Hollywood, CA
Romancing The Bean, Burbank, CA
Coffee Haven, Long Beach, CA
Hallenbeck's, North Hollywood, CA
Brandee's Coffee, Costa Mesa, CA
Sabor Y Cultura, Los Angeles, CA
Book Stores
Borders Books, Encino, CA
Improv Stages
Empty Stage Theatre, Los Angeles, CA
Upright Citizens Brigade Theater, Hollywood, CA
Improv Olympic, Hollywood, CA
Bars/Nightclubs
O'Briens Pub, Santa Monica, CA
Irelands 32, Van Nuys, CA
Universal Bar & Grill, Universal City, CA
Canter's Kibitz Room, Hollywood, CA
Aura Nightclub, Studio City, CA
Michael's Pub, North Hollywood, CA
Whisky Bend, Burbank, CA
Taboo Lounge, Woodland Hills, CA
Liquid Zoo, Van Nuys, CA
Hollywood Hills USA Hostel (Breakers Bar), Hollywood, CA
The 1160 Bar (The Ramada), Hollywood, CA
The Palms, Hollywood, CA
The Comedy Bar, Orange, CA
Weber's, Sherman Oaks, CA
Liquid Lounge, Valley Village, CA
The Studio Suite, Studio City, CA
The Piano Bar, Hollywood, CA
Bar Restaurants
Sportsmen's Lounge & Restaurant, Camarillo, CA
El Cid, Silverlake, CA
The Pig 'n' Whistle, Hollywood, CA
Rainbow Bar & Grill, West Hollywood, CA
Room 5 Lounge, Los Angeles, CA
Westwood Brewing Company, Westwood, CA
Viva Fresh, Burbank, CA
Hollywood Studio Bar & Grill, Hollywood, CA
The Sportsmen's Lodge, Studio City, CA
Cafe Bellissimo, Woodland Hills, CA
Concert Venues
Martini Blues, Huntington Beach, CA
The Knitting Factory, Hollywood, CA
Kulak's Woodshed, North Hollywood, CA
Laundromats
Le Super Wash, Hollywood, CA
Bowling Alleys
Canoga Park Bowl, Canoga Park, CA
AA Meetings
The Thrift Store, Anaheim, CA
Alano Club, Fountain Valley, CA
Buddhist Centers
International Buddhist Meditation Center, Los Angeles, CA
Burger Joints
Sunset Grill, Hollywood, CA
Food Courts
Artists Night at the Lofts, Downtown Los Angeles, CA
Old depeche prior to clark, . . . was that when the "oh youre such a pretty boy" song made its debut on the runways?! id like to hear someone like courtney love wail out a torturous remake of that one, . . . her or ? V
Hello from, . . .. how about something more effeminent(is that a word???looks wrong, . .)like Venus?? im alright- how b u? was watching last comic standing and thought about ya, lets have sum caffeine and listen to erasure sometime- xoxo V
