Rusty
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"Time to put everyone else to the side, its my time now."
Male
23 years old
Ocala , Florida
United States
Last Login:8/21/2008
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Rusty 's Interests
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| General | Mixed Martial Arts (Terry Martin FTW)
Politics
Gators Football/Basketball
Buccaneers Football
Magic Basketball
Yankees Baseball (You can f*ck RIGHT OFF, SAWKS. I've been a Yankees fan since I could shit brown.)
Dirt Racing
Under-water Basket Weaving
Cross Country Bowling
Australian Dick Wrestling (Very underground now a days since the great Perth '94 incident.)
Rugby
World Politics
Soccer (When the World Cup rolls around, anyways. Go West Ham)
Xbox 360 (GT: PHILxKENxSEBBEN (Colbert Reference) )
Loud Rock
Hard Rock
Hard, Loud Rock
Lost, and all that encompasses it
Heroes, and all that encompasses that
And last but not least, Groucho Marx. | | Music | Alice in Chains
Big and Rich
Blues Traveler
Cracker
Craig Shoemaker
Dream Theater
Dire Straits
Disturbed
Dropkick Murphys
Eminem
Foo Fighters
Godsmack
Gorillaz
Incubus
Jay Z
Jimi Hendrix
Kiss
Live
Less Than Jake
Matisyahu
Me First and the Gimmie-Gimmies
Metallica
Mighty Mighty Bostones
Nickleback
Nirvana
Offspring
Ozzy Osbourne
Outkast
Primus
Queen
Q.o.t.S.A.
R.E.M.
Rob Zombie
Staind
Saliva
Seether
Smashing Pumpkins
Traveling Wilburrys
Three Days Grace
Velvet Revolver
Wallflowers
Weezer
White Zombie
I also listen to Talk Radio. Rush Limbaugh gets me pissed off. I like that. 104.1 in Orlando has the best FM Talk lineup of anyone in the country, and I stand by that claim. For what its worth. Monster Power. | | Movies | 300
Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Khazykstan
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
Snakes on a Plane
Pulp Fiction
Stripes
The Aristocrats
Animal House
Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy
Happy Gilmore
Billy Madison
Tombstone
The Sword and the Stone (Archemetis FTW!)
| | Television | Countdown with Keith Olbermann
The Daily Show
The Colbert Report
Lost
Heroes
Chuck (Chuck is the shit.)
American Gladiators, when i'm real high.
Futurama
Family Guy
American Dad
Aqua Teen Hunger Force (Mah Name Is.)
Robot Chicken
Harvey Birdman
Sealab 2021
Pinks (Awesome show.)
Presidential Debates (Yeh, i'm into politics that much.)
Jeopardy (I like to show off to my brother.)
If its not on there, I don't bother with it. Maybe Sportscenter and the News every morning, just to catch up with what I missed while I slept, but thats it. | | Books | The Da Vinci Code - Dan Brown
Controversy Creates Ca$h - Eric Bischoff
The Worst Person in the World (And 202 other contenders) - Keith Olbermann
Nothing's Sacred - Lewis Black
When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops - George Carlin
Get 'er Done - Larry the Cable Guy (Yeah... Kinda had to read that. Far less redneck than you would think.)
I dunno. Thats just what i've read recently. | | Heroes | Read the About Me section. |
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Rusty 's Details
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| Status: | Single | | Here for: | Friends | | Orientation: | Straight | | Hometown: | Ocala, Florida - Retiree CentCom | | Body type: | 5' 10" / More to love! | | Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian | | Religion: | Christian - other | | Zodiac Sign: | Sagittarius | | Smoke / Drink: | Yes / Yes | | Children: | Someday | | Education: | Some college | | Occupation: | Courier | | Income: | $30,000 to $45,000 |
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Rusty 's Companies
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Skampers Package Express
Ocala, Florida US
Tampa PM Route
Delivery / Customer Service
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January 01, 2001 - Current
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Rusty Tomorrow is friday. Hot diggity damn.
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About me:
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New and improved super happy fun time!
The profile is now un-privated. To the nosy assholes in Minnesota (for example) who enjoy hanging on my every waking moment, enjoy. You can have your fix once again. If, of course, thats your deal. Some fat dude in Florida and his escapades and adventures.
Yo.
I'll lay it out for you. I'm a decent guy, I work hard, I enjoy life. I'll have a drink (Or 9 *cough doubles cough*) if we're at the comedy club. Then i'll try to throw down and impress the crowd with my vast array of dick jokes. Sometimes i'll use a 10 dollar word when the 10 cent variety will do. Most of the time I f*ck up what i'm trying to say anyways so it comes out sounding like some word from Tuesday's Jumble.
I'm not a dumbass, I'm not a *super* genius either. I think. Sometimes a little too much. I tend to be cynical when it comes to politics, but can you blame me? I've been getting the business end of Bush's "Big Oil" dildo for the past 7 years when my job revolves around me buying an obscene ammount of gasoline per week. When I started I filled up my '90 Oldsmobile for 20 bucks. And I thought that was expensive, with its 13.3 gallons for 20 bucks. Ahh the good ol' days.
I love my family, even though they f*ck up from time to time. Mainly its just my brother, but he's a good guy. I wish most could see what I see in him. F*ck he's talented. My cousins (ALL of them. Daniel, Samantha, Katie, Kim & Jimberly and Brian & Holly) are the most kick ass group of people anyone could ever know. And I get to call them family. And buy them all gift cards at christmas.
My parents and my sister are my heroes. I didn't realize that until I had to watch my mom fight for her life with terminal cancer. As of yet she hasn't passed away and every day that she gets through, tempers and conditions my love for my family that much more. Melissa, my sister, dealt with everything that couldn't be handled by Mom or Dad. No matter what's going on in my life I know there's at least 1 person who's going to be completely understanding and let me know what the right decision will/would be, and thats Sissy. My dad is a phenomenon. I f*cking mean that, the man is a beast. When I have a family I could be so lucky that I'm half the man he is. I doubt I'll ever meet another on this earth who fights as hard for everyone around him as he could. He instilled in me my stubborn-ness, my refusal to settle for the status quo and most of all, my work ethic. I love you all, so very much. Thank you for all that you three have given me, and for never giving up on me.
A great man once said "All you need is love." Bullshit. All you need is Moderation. Too much of one thing is always a deal killer. Think i'm lying? Then why wasn't Jesus married. Mary wouldn't shut the f*ck up. Thats why. Drugs, Booze, Yahtzee, Harold and Kumar go to White Castle, all fine in moderation. When you've got a 5 "Full House" a day habbit, then you need to see a professional.
Give me a chance. Odds are you'll grow to like me. Or run towards the hills after 5 minutes of conversation, either way my shrink says I should try to meet new people. (Thats a lie. He says I should try to not get so angry when organizing the silver-ware but those MOTHER F*CKING TABLE SPOONS WILL NOT STAY IN THEIR DIVIDER.)
I'm out. 5,000.
Some quotes to think about:
"If history is to change, let it change. If the world is to be destroyed, so be it. If my fate is to die, I must simply laugh."
"It all began ages ago, when man's ancestor picked up a shard of a strange red rock... It's power, which was beyond human comprehension, cultivated dreams... In turn, love and hate were born... Only time will see how it all ends."
"In our world, every storm has an end. Every night brings a new day. What's important is to trust those you love, and never give up. We must never give up hope!"
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Who I'd like to meet:
Stewart & Colbert
Phil Hendrie
Billy West
Dream Theater
Howard Stern
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