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Perfect Thyroid
Rock / Ska / Funk



Hudson Valley, NEW YORK
United States

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Member Since1/4/2005
Band MembersChris "Skunk" Hanson - lead vocals, trumpet, percussion, toys & turntables * Chris Snykus - drums, vocals * Jon Stern - bass, vocals * Joe Brooks - guitar, vocals, & ol' bones * Sean McLaughlin - sax, flute, keys & vocals * Jared Anderson - trumpet & guitar Ben Acrish - trumpet, flugel, trombone * -and sometimes... Shane Kirsch - sax, vocals *
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I hurt my back really bad a few days before this show. I needed help getting in and out of a car and could hardly walk right before the show. Enough adrenaline kicked in so that I could stay upright and even move around a little. It hurts me just to watch it now. It was still a fun show though. - Skunk
Record LabelSKUNKJAM RECORDS
Type of LabelIndie




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In 1991, Chris Hanson came home to the Hudson Valley (on break from fine art sudies) and met up with high school friend Chris Snykus (home from The Crane School of Music). The two immediately shared new music with each other - as they, along with other high school friends and Hanson's brother Bill, had done regularly in the past. Hanson and Snykus decided to go see their friend's band "Noble House" play one night... which is when the words, "We should form a band!" were really spoken seriously between the two friends. As fate would have it, that show turned out to be the last for "Noble House" - and friends, Jaf Farkas (bass) and Shawn Rice (singer), were now on board for the new potential project. Another friend - and classmate of Hanson's - was Jen Polcari. Jen just so happened to be home from her music studies in Indiana and was playing in a pit band with Snykus for a local, community play. The band (still nameless) now had a talented keyboardist. All they needed now was a guitarist and some horns. Chris Hanson started teaching himself trumpet and painfully learning horn lines - and writing horn parts easy enough for himself to play in a short amount of time. The band was able to find local sax players (usually from S.U.N.Y. New Paltz) - which still left the crucial guitar spot vacant. Dissatisfied with his trombone progress, and seeing the greater need for guitar, Bill Hanson stepped up and said, "I'll learn guitar." The next day, Bill bought a guitar and started practicing ferociously. In just a few weeks, he was quite a capable rhythm guitar player. Now that the band had a lineup, all it needed was a name and some songs! The band got together in a New Paltz basement and the Hanson's garage and started churning out music. Driven by an intense desire to perform the music live, the group knew they needed enough material to play for 3 hours live (which is what most local bars were requiring at the time). In less than two months, they had written 14 original songs, and learned a slew of covers (including: Fishbone, The Specials, English Beat, James Brown, They Might Be Giants, Bad Manners, Joe Jackson, and the theme from Sanford & Son). While this was going on, the band's name would change almost every day - and sometimes several times a day. They briefly settled on "Catbutt" for about two weeks - until Chris Hanson and Shawn Rice came up with "Perfet Thyroid" - mostly out of their obsession with the names of organs and glands. The rest of the band was sold on the new name... especially after they later rationalized the name by incorporating the actual function of the thyroid (to regulate metabolism and growth). The name seemed to fit the bands musical function - to influence the energy level of it's listeners in a positive way. They also decided to mix caps & lower case and foreign punctuation marks in their logo - (purposely used inappropriately) to represent their music style: taking many different genres of music and twisting them into somthing new, unexpected and ultimately ThYroIDian - like a musical Frankenstein. PT now had a name, and music to play - so they started playing anywhere they could... record stores, bars, parties...whatever. Although PT's early sound was "a bit rough" at best, they quickly built up a substantial following because of their rock-solid rhythm section, novelty horns, rediculous humor, and endless energy! Around this time, Hanson became the sole lead singer - as good friend and co-lead singer Shawn Rice left to pusue other interests. The group re-evaluted their needs, and decided to add another "real" horn player. Dean Jones answered the call. With the addition of Dean Jones (trombone & keys), PT had found their missing link. Jones added needed legitimacy to the horns - and fit right in to PT's writing style and stage antics. Now PT's musical reputation started to keep up with their visual entertainment value. Before long, PT became a full-time career for all involved - bigger and more frequent shows came into play. PT became the local favorite to open for major acts coming through the area, and started playing more colleges and larger venues throughout the northeast as well. As PT's popularity began to grow, ironically, several members found that this new lifestyle was not really for them and decided to step out. Now, I'll skip all the details of when who took over for who - and just say that the horns and strings went through a few changes over the years and some members left and came back years later. All the while, PT continued playing and did it's best to hold on to it's identity - which, for the most part, it succeeded at very well. While Chris Hanson and Chris snykus are responsible for keeping PT alive from it's creation to this day, they also appreciate the growth and change that the different personnel brought about. They also discovered that no one ever truly "leaves" PErFect ThYroID - they just move a little farther out into PT's vast corona! Ultimately, PT has always stayed true to it's creed of celebtrating diversity through music - and motivating people mentally and physically. So with that said, PT continued to tour full-time for 11 years, put out 5 albums (4 on their own Skunkjam label and one on Shanachie Records), appeared on countless compilations and 1 Disney movie soundtrack ("Meet the Deetles" - Mercury Records - with Cherry Poppin Daddies & The Bosstones). "Alternative Press" magazine selected PT's 4th CD, "Musical Barnacles" as one of the TEN BEST SKA-influenced ALBUMS OF ALL TIME - (along with Fishbone, The Specials, and Operation Ivy to name a few). Some of the people PErFect ThYroID has shared the stage or the studio with include: Tower of Power, The B-52's, Ike Willis (Frank Zappa), The Cherry Poppin Daddies, Fishbone, Toots and the Maytals, Corey Glover (Living Color), Goo Goo Dolls, Reel Big Fish, Marcy Playground, Third Eye Blind, Dishwalla, Cake, Chuck Berry, Widespread Panic, Jay Ungar, The Urge, The Flys, The Toasters, Pilfers, Bim Scala Bim, The Slackers, Mephiskapheles, SR-71, Spring Heeled Jack, Judy Collins, Joan Ozborne, Chucklehead, Yolk, Too Skinny J's, Super 8, King Sunny Ade', Entrain, Three, The Slackers, Cylce Sluts from Hell, Murphy's Law, The Violent Femmes, Skankin Pickle, The Mighty Mighty Bosstones, The Roots, Jimmy Falon, Y'sou N'dour, NRBQ and Bruce Springstein. PT was at home on almost any bill - punk shows, ska shows, funk shows, rock shows, folk music festivals... Indian Tabla festivals... Native American ceremonial dances... Metalica's backing band... you get the idea. Here's the lo-down on the major players: **Chris "Skunk" Hanson - (lead vocals, trumpet, percussion, turntables, toys & visual artist - on all PT music) - fans called him "Skunk" because of his skunk-tail mohawk modeled after PT's skunk logo (ska, funk, and punk being the earliest ingredients of their music = "skunk music") Skunk is currently working on new projects and collaborationg on friends' projects (incl. some PT members). **Chris Snykus - (drums, vocals - on all PT music) - currently drummer for "Jupiter Sunrise" **Bill "Beetle" Hanson - (guitar, vocals - on PT albums1,2&3) - acquired "Beetle" from someone mis-pronouncing his name - after all, "Bill" is not easy to say. Beetle is now a teacher, and sometimes records music with his daughter and "Uncle Skunk". **Jaf Farkas - (bass, vocals, guitar & visual artist - on PT albums 1&2) - sometimes plays with latin band "Sonando" **Jen Polcari - (keys, accordian - on PT albums 1,2,&5) - currently teaching accordian to Lemurs in Madagascar. **Shawn Rice - (vocals) - left before 1st album, but co-wrote several PT songs and maintained close ties with band - currently a filmaker in NYC. **Dean Jones - (trombone, keys, vocals, toys - on PT albums 1,2,3&4) - currently doing studio work, in "Dog On Fleas" and recently toured in Spain with "420 Funk Mob" with George Clinton. **Shane Kirsch - (sax/woodwind, vocals, keys - on PT albums 3,4,&5) - working on solo project (incl. some PT members) and occasionally on stage with George Clinton (ie. P-Funk Allstars & 420 Funk Mob) - also teaches sax. **Joe Cuchelo - (bass - on PT albums 3&4) - currently in "Three" - touring with "Coheed & Cambria" **Jason Foster - (guitar, vocals - on 4th PT album) - currently working on solo project and some collaboration with friends. **Mike Bove - (sax, vocals - on 5th PT album) - currently a sound engineer with Firehouse Productions **Jon Stern - (bass, vocals - on 5th PT album) - currently in "Avalon Grey" **Joe Brooks - (guitar, vocals - on 5th PT album) - currently collaborating with friends on various projects. **Sam Lapidus - (trombone, percussion, vocals - on 5th PT album) **Sean McLaughlin - (sax, vocals- on 5th PT album) - currently teaching and staying musically active. **Ben Acrish - (trumpet/brass - only on live PT recordings) - Ben came into PT after the last album was recorded - but is on several live recordings and plays reunion shows with PT - also plays on cruise ships and another NY band with friends. ** Jared Anderson - (trumpet, guitar) - currently playing with The Big Shoe with other PT members, long time fan turned member of the band. *******************Finally, PT would like to acknowledge that our fans are what made everything possible - and so enjoyable! It has truly been an honor to have such amazingly cool people support us and freak out with us over the years. The musicians are only half of the PErFect ThYroID circle. We deeply appreciate all of you who provide the other half to complete the circle. Keep in touch!

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Jun 22 2008 5:58 PM

Check out live footage from our June 19th post Alive @ 5 block party on YouTube or on our myspace page!

Don't forget our CD Release party is June 28th, 9PM at the Pearl Street Public House on the roof.
DON'T MISS IT!
Come to the Utica Music Fest!





Jun 16 2008 9:41 PM

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May 26 2008 12:56 PM

music
What's in this Juice?





May 14 2008 7:16 AM

Lookin' forward to playing with you guys on Friday! See you there!

WITJ?
Uncle Bennay!!





Apr 20 2008 1:56 PM

Do you know what your problem is?
THE BIG TOE JAM





Apr 18 2008 8:37 AM

Come party with us at the Railhouse
Waverly Ny Saturday April 26th
10:30pm-1am No Cover!
dan is 138





Apr 17 2008 3:26 PM

reunited last time i saw was like last year
Musefest





Apr 12 2008 11:46 PM

Hey Guys, its been a long time! Hope all is well, we have been kickin it here at the Musefest camp. Definitely missing you guys, check out what we have been up to!




Keep in touch, be good!
Adam Slices Theroux





Apr 12 2008 8:20 PM

what are the odds you guys would ever come to providence again?
I cant stand it!





Apr 12 2008 3:54 PM

I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL MAY 16th!!! YEAH!!!
Uncle Bennay!!





Apr 11 2008 11:19 PM

plasticize

Main Entry: plas·ti·cize

Pronunciation:
..ˈplas-tə-ˌsīz..
Function: transitive verb
Inflected Form(s): plas·ti·cized; plas·ti·ciz·ing

Date: 1919

1 : to make plastic
2 : to treat with a plastic
Call It A Night (NEW TOUR VIDEO UP NOW!!!)


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Apr 10 2008 2:08 PM

YOU SHOULD BY OUR EP CALLED THE DRIVE HOME ON ITUNES THAT WOULD BE AWESOME
Ben Karis-Nix





Mar 21 2008 8:59 AM

Hello, wanted to *ctrl v* you an invite to our show we're playing tomorrow night in Troy with Ashley Pond. Have a great weekend and keep in touch, -Ben

SATURDAY: March 22nd - POSITIVELY 4TH ST - 7:00pm
Our set will feature Matthew Loiacono on mandolin for extra sauce *and* we will be joined by the lovely and talented Ashley Pond... a tremendous bonus.
Hope to see you there!
music is my life





Feb 29 2008 11:24 PM

when areu guys going to another show??
What's in this Juice?





Feb 27 2008 7:39 PM

What's in this Juice? w/ The Cringe

Come on out and see the show! We guarantee it'll be a good one and we'd love to see you there!

-WITJ?
The Closers





Feb 26 2008 7:40 PM

March 8th
The Slackers





Feb 12 2008 7:42 PM

Check out the Slackers this april!

april 10 - Ithaca, Ny - Castaways
www.theslackers.com
Uncle Bennay!!





Feb 6 2008 8:56 PM

"YOURSHAVINGPRECIOUSSECONDSOFFMYTIME!!"
Uncle Bennay!!





Feb 6 2008 11:48 AM

bedomdomdabedomdom poopoo caccah.
The Urge





Feb 1 2008 12:52 PM

Victoria





Jan 20 2008 6:13 PM

heyyyyy!!! my cousin started this band! Jaf.. I have all the old cd's and the shirts and mugs and pin and stuff.. i love the old you and the you you have become!!
Tiger Piss





Jan 19 2008 4:15 PM

Check out the music video for our single "Zombie Slave"!!
Filmed and edited by David Rose Jr.
Woodstock Music Works

Ben Karis-Nix





Jan 18 2008 10:44 AM

Hello! Passing out some show info for shows we have in the Albany area this weekend: Ben Karis-Nix and band will be playing two shows in their native Albany. Now dubbed the 'Lightning Strikes Twice' tour, these dates are in support of two excellent respective causes: Fire relief and Rock. *New show details appear below* 1/18 - Tonight: Valentine's Music Hall (17 New Scotland Ave., Albany, New York 12207) featuring The Spike Emerson Society, BKN, and 28N closing the night (www.myspace.com/28n). The aim of this show is the more ignoble of the two; the melting of the face and forcible sock ejection. 1/20 - Sunday: Tess's Lark Tavern (453 Madison Ave., Albany, NY 12210) This event is a benefit for Eric and Karen Buckley (www.myspace.com/buckleybenefits) who lost all of their worldly possessions in a recent house fire. BKN at 4:15 PM. Many, many more performers!! For a list of performers & set times check out www.myspace.com/buckleybenefits. We hope to see you there!
Rick Slater





Jan 15 2008 6:21 AM

Just saying hey to all my friends in PT!
NCM





Jan 9 2008 8:37 AM

SAT 1/12...NCM will be recording a live acoustic album at SPIRE STUDIOS in Beacon,NY w/Ratboy, Nathan Yeager and Hot Garbage...show starts at 9:30pm...BYOB...all ages

Thurs 1/17 at The Oasis in New Paltz...acoustic

Sat 1/19 at Snapper Magees in Kingston w/The Brides

Fri 1/25 Murrays Irish House...Highland Mills,NY w/One Trip Garden?

Our new album is out "Escape From Myopia" ...ear worms available on our space
I cant stand it!





Jan 7 2008 5:51 PM

I miss your guys shows! Hope all is well!
Eric B. Shay - Student Doctor





Dec 25 2007 8:34 AM

No matter how you celebrate this season it is a magical time of year. Capture that magic. Take a deep breath of it. Let it spark your imagination and there is no limit to what you can create.

Wishing you a most blessed Christmas and abundant 2008.

~Eric
Read my Blog and share your thoughts...
Luxx





Dec 18 2007 5:15 PM

thank you for adding me. <3
Hudson Valley Ska





Dec 14 2007 10:48 AM

Is The Gland ready to bring some SKUNK music to Po-Town tonight!??!!
Chris & Beth can't Reed





Dec 6 2007 4:05 PM

my cassette of "which one of us is me" finally died after 13 yrs of service. posible to get a burned cd of that playlist so i can get my baby girl Maggie into the Skunky SKa scene at an early age? thanks REED
Patty





Dec 6 2007 10:08 AM

would love to see you up in binghamton area sometime! (magic city music hall, or the night eagle cafe, many other places available too!!!)
Hudson Valley Ska





Nov 26 2007 7:45 PM

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Courtney





Nov 24 2007 3:23 PM

So glad to see y'all are still skunkin' it! I've been a fan since '92!
NCM





Nov 19 2007 6:43 AM

2 NEW SONGS UP!!

NCM w/THE MISFITS Sun DEC 2nd at The Chance in Poughkeepsie
for tickets please contact us

Popeyes This FRI w/Soul4SAle and Social Standards
Uncle E





Nov 14 2007 1:19 PM

Rar!
Beth