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PAUL TELNER
"Welcome to my world!"

Male
100 years old
Montreal, Ontario
Canada



Last Login: 7/3/2008
Mood: peaceful Mood Image
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  http://www.myspace.com/paultelner  

   PAUL TELNER's Comedian Bio

    PAUL TELNER's Interests
GeneralI am in love with comedy and television. It's my life. New comedy, and especially comedy from the past: Chaplin, to Jack Paar, Steve Allen to Jack Benny, George Burns, to Peter Sellers to Johnny Carson.

When I was really young, I was so hooked on television, my parents took me to a shrink to see if I was addicted or just retarded. The verdict was both!

I also love restaurants and hotels. I love eating out any chance I get, something about being in a restaurant having any choice of food, having it brought to you is like heaven to me!

I also LOVE orange crush and coca cola. They are amazing beverages and one of my hobbies.
Sodas
MusicThe Beastie Boys, Jay-Z, Barenaked Ladies, Oasis, Tegan and Sara, Alanis Morissette, Kanye West, Blink 182,+ 44, The Temptations, music from the 50's(diner music) The Veronica's, Green Day, Old skool hip hop, JET
MoviesFerris Beulers Day Off, Mr. Saturday Night, When Harry Met Sally, Good will hunting, Home Alone, The Party
TelevisionThe Late Show with David Letterman, Seinfeld, The Daily Show, The Tom Green Show, Curb Your Enthusiasm, The Wonder Years, Beverly Hills 90210, American Idol, The Restaurant, Entourage, Studio 60

Apauled on Myspace! Spread the word!
BooksThe Great Gatsby, To Kill a Mockingbird, Mark Burnett: Jump in!, Desperate Networks
HeroesJerry Seinfeld, David Letterman, Michael Jordan, Johnny Carson, Oprah Winfery, Jack Paar, Steve Allen, Charlie Chaplin, Peter Sellers

Anyone who dares to be different, dream and go after that dream

     PAUL TELNER's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Serious Relationships, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Ottawa, Canada
Body type:Slim / Slender
Zodiac Sign:Virgo
Smoke / Drink:No / No
Children:Undecided
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Television Host/ Prankster/Producer

   PAUL TELNER's Networking
Television - Talent - Host
Comedy Television Host/Series Co-Creator


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   PAUL TELNER's Blurbs
About me:




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Who I'd like to meet:
I would love to meet cool people who love televison, comedy and laughing! People who are wacky, weird and ambitious. I respect and am drawn to people who are chasing their dreams, whatever they are. If you have a dream and are going after it, let me know. I think people who are not afraid to be themselves or stand apart from a crowd are amazing. Those are the real personalities, and that is me. I do what I want and wear what I want no matter the situation or environment!

   PAUL TELNER's Friend Space (Top 39)
PAUL TELNER has 23649 friends.
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Jul 4 2008 1:04 PM

Hi Paul,

Have a Happy 4th of July :)

xoxo's
¥₪◊……JoshYRockS““◊₪¥





Jul 3 2008 6:36 PM

hey paul i just finished watching dave the friendly goth 5 times no joke after 5 times its still halerious you gotta make some more videos of dave like "Dave Goes To The Super Market" or the beach or something funny
pushistiiangel





Jul 3 2008 5:01 PM

Hello Paul! its Katarina
how are you now? :)
*KIMBERLY*


Is Online


Jul 3 2008 4:32 PM

hey paul!! hope you have an awesome 4th! dont get to crazy now!
SoundFactory





Jul 3 2008 10:53 AM

CLUB SOUND FACTORY IS BACK, AND BETTA THAN EVER! DONT MISS OUT EVERY MONDAY NIGHT, OC's HOTTEST GIRLS ALL UNDER ONE ROOF! LOCATED AT 1641 PLACENTIA AVE, FULLERTON ,CA
~Nikki~





Jul 3 2008 10:45 AM

I hope you have an awesome 4th of July, Paul!!!
Scott G. LaLonde Pt 2





Jul 3 2008 10:20 AM

All Myspace can you help a disabled brother out! I have Myspace disabled civil rights group link located below
http://groups.myspace.com/pt2disabledcivilrightslifeliberty
My goal is to make everyone in this country aware of med waiver community-based programs so we can have a choice on where we live. To help me spread the word could you put me in your top friends list please to let more people know about this travesty of injustice! Based on the Supreme Court Olmstead Decision 6-3 law. Also George W. Bush presidential Executive Order 13217.
billy





Jul 3 2008 10:05 AM

they won the championship!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Official Myspace of Sarah Beaupre





Jul 2 2008 9:20 PM

NO WAY you came to mtl?!
we were sposed to hang out brah!!
M@son ~N~ K@yl@ ♥





Jul 2 2008 11:01 AM

hey paul!
=)

its mason again,
juss wanted to check up on ya and see how ur doin =D


ttyl man!

-m@son
N.E.K.o~





Jul 1 2008 11:18 PM

^_^ good.



xxx
M.A.D.D.I.E





Jul 1 2008 3:32 PM

haha ur welcome! nice to meet u too!

whoa there's real AND fake syrup? i had no idea, i guess i like both kinds then. haha

awesome! cant wait to c ur new vids. my summer has been amazing so far, sleeping for 12 hours haha, swimming and hanging with friends. oh and for july 4th we're going to watch fireworks on a lake with family and go skiing and stuff. im very excited!

wat r u doin for July 4th?
Country Rocker





Jul 1 2008 3:12 PM

Hey there Paul.
I hope you have an awesome day today. Talk to you soon. ^_^
t0ny$#@!





Jul 1 2008 12:53 PM

Hey No problem.
I love your videos they're so funny!
*KIMBERLY*


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Jul 1 2008 12:20 PM

hi paul! hope your day has been extra light and tastey!
[xX]Hold me inside your infernal offering[Xx]





Jun 30 2008 10:05 PM

That's awesome. Sorry it took so long to reply, life gets hectic sometime. :)
¤†Tink†¤





Jun 30 2008 8:35 PM

well, i am moving tomorrow. such a pain. you know how women are. they move their whole lives, apartment to apartment, house to house.

other than that, i have some plans but let's see if they come to fruition.

what are your plans?
billy





Jun 30 2008 7:31 PM

CELTICS RULE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Grimm-Foxx





Jun 30 2008 7:16 PM

Vault. Drinks like a soda kicks like an energy. over all its a citrus drink made by the coca cola company.
Xx~Roxie~xX





Jun 30 2008 7:07 PM

YES!!!!!!!!!!!! It's so great! I'm only coughing a little bit now! xD I'm so happy!!!! =D

xoxo
{~SuzBoop Photography~}





Jun 30 2008 6:52 PM

i miss u too buddy!!!
Harlee





Jun 30 2008 6:38 PM

Ya! me too its hot though XD but im haven fun haha
Ugly Duckling™ [L♥L.G]





Jun 30 2008 5:44 PM

Tehe, Hopefully. But Yea, What's New? :D [♥]
☮Tristen☮(mf





Jun 30 2008 3:29 PM

Hey,
whats up with you.
were doing pretty good with cMF so far but it could get better.
And i think that the gardening skit was awesome. they guy at the end.How long did he chase you for?