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Paul Mecurio
Stand-Up / Comedic Writers / As Seen on TV
"Check out my feature in the NY Times Magazine!"

Male
101 years old
New York, NY
United States



Last Login: 5/13/2008
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   Paul Mecurio's Comedian Bio
BioIn his past life, Paul worked as a lawyer and investment banker with the big shots on Wall Street. All the while, he was honing a secret, second career performing comedy in New York City. After a few years living this double life, Paul left Wall Street and is now a national headlining comedian with miles of touring under his belt, as well as an actor.

A national headliner in clubs and theaters across North America and in Europe, Paul has made many TV appearances including The Late, Late Show on CBS, Comedy Central Presents: Half Hour Special, The Daily Show w/Jon Stewart, ABC’s Wednesdays at 9:30, NBC’s Fridays, CNN, MSNBC, Fox, Shorties Watching Shorties, and Tough Crowd w/Colin Quinn. For his work as a writer on Comedy Central’s The Daily Show, Paul won both an Emmy Award and a Peabody Award (the Pulitzer prize for broadcast journalism).

Paul has also performed at the prestigious Just For Laughs Comedy Festival in Montreal and he has had one of his short filsm screened at The HBO Comedy Arts Festival in Aspen, Colorado.

Paul’s Consumer Man jokes about life as a frequently aggravated consumer have really taken off. In January 2008, his latest Consumer Man essay was published in The New York Times Magazine. Read the full story here, Lives: Consumer Man.

Paul has a recurring segment called Image Makeover on the nationally syndicated Bob and Tom Radio Show. As the Image Makeover Guy, Paul shares with listeners helpful tips on how public figures can easily improve their images. Alongside The Pope, OJ Simpson and Ted Haggard, Paul has even provided advice to such newsworthy events as the spread of E-coli and The Superbowl. To hear Paul..s hilarious Image Makeover segment, tune in to an affiliate station or check out the archive below. Who knows, maybe there’s some advice YOU can use.

For booking & press inquiries, visit paulmecurio.com/booking.
Websitepaulmecurio.com
TV ShowsRecently, Paul co-created, executive produced and starred in a show called, Sports Central which uses a news format to take a funny, smart look at all the off-the-field issues plaguing sports. Read more about it at
myspace.com/sportscentralshow then leave a comment and tell your friends!


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     Paul Mecurio's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Friends
Hometown:Providence, Rhode Island
Body type:Body builder
Zodiac Sign:Aries
Occupation:Comedian


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Comix in NY: Kids are LAME
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Live at Caroline's: Breastfeeding A Man-child
Live at Caroline's: Breastfeeding A Man-child rating
Comix in NY: Foreigners Are People Too
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Comix in NY: How Can I Piss You Off Today?
Comix in NY: How Can I Piss You Off Today? rating
Comix in NY: Consumer Culture
Comix in NY: Consumer Culture rating
Sports Central Comedy Show
Sports Central Comedy Show rating
Live at Caroline's
Live at Caroline's rating
 

   Upcoming Gigs
Oct 16 2008 7:00P
Baltimore Comedy Factory (10/16-18) Baltimore MD
Dec 4 2008 7:00P
Comedy Castle Royal Oak MI

Paul Mecurio's Latest Blog Entry  [Subscribe to this Blog]

LIVE @ Punch Line in San Francisco, May 12-17! + New Interviews, Win Tickets!  (view more)

Countdown with Keith Olbermann and "The Abercrombie Guys"  (view more)

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Rev. Wright is OUT, and so are these people...  (view more)

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Forget corporate sponsors... Paul Mecurio wants YOU! Enter to win and you could be an official tour sponsor of Paul's Carpooling with Strangers Tour. You'll win four free tickets to check out one of Paul's performances and get a chance to hang out with him after the show. That's right, hang out with Paul in the green room as he writes in his courage journal! You'll also be a featured fan of the week on Paul's website and MySpace page, like Rebecca! Think you're up for the challenge? Enter to win now! Check out www.paulmecurio.com/tour for more details.

Consumer Man in The New York Times Magazine
Possible bag conspiracy threatens to undermine social order.


"I'm one of those people who yell at store clerks. Not just any store clerks, but the ones who are rude, incompetent or indifferent. In other words, all store clerks. I'm the guy who always has to speak to the manager. In my head, I'm "Consumer Man": a superhero fighting on behalf of oppressed consumers the world over. In my wife's head, I'm crazy.

"Someday you're going to scream at the wrong person," she says. "And you're going to get shot." This "wrong person" has figured into so many of our conversations that I feel as if I know him, even though I really know only two things: 1) he's "wrong" and 2) he's going to shoot me..." READ MORE HERE!

NEW EXCLUSIVE VIDEOS

A blast from the archive. Check out this interview from Comedy Central Presents! Let's just say its not a good idea to get high on career day...




About Me: I was born in a modest tenement house in Providence, Rhode Island (a.k.a. the biggest little state in the union). My childhood was a happy one filled with endless days of chasing asthmatic squirrels (most of which I caught) and making rubber band balls, my favorite pastime to this day.

Not unlike Jesus Christ, my parents owned a furniture store and I, a precocious child would help out after school. My idea of an all rubber band house for kitties never quite caught on, but my parents didn..t care. They knew I was destined for greater things.

Flash forward to adulthood. With RI and the furniture shop far behind me, I arrived in the City of New York to pursue my dream of becoming a Broadway dancer. A hoofer, a gypsy of the boards, if you will. Sadly, this dream would never be realized since I knew next to nothing about dancing...so I became a lawyer on Wall Street instead.

It was the go-go nineties and I was on top of the world. But something was missing. I walked the streets of the city for years trying to put my finger on it. It turns out that I was not meant to be a lawyer or a dancer or even the rubber band ball maker from my youth. I was meant to be a stand up comedian. And the rest as they say is history.

Who I'd like to meet:

YOU, obviously...

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Flowerbed





May 14 2008 5:48 AM

Hello there...

Drop by to hear some mellow acoustic music when you have a spare mo.

cheers
Flowerbed
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May 13 2008 6:53 PM

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May 13 2008 6:03 PM

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May 13 2008 1:03 PM

Hey whats up. I saw you at the comedy factory 5/10 you were funny as hell. I'll catch ya next time you come back in town. See ya.
Scene Interactive





May 9 2008 5:07 PM

i'm sorry about the unintentional phone calls. i am taking steps to remedy this as we speak. i will not disgard the info entirely, in case i ever want to prank call you. i hope you understand. thanks....
Alyson





May 6 2008 6:35 PM

Very funny blog about Obama!!
Did you know my mother was born in raised in Providence?? My Gram, (god bless her, 93) still lives in Hope.
No pun intended.
xo!
Alyson
David DMoNeY


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May 6 2008 12:22 PM

hey paul. no more shows at comix anymore?
The Spelunkers





May 4 2008 5:32 PM

Paul,
Thanks for checking out the site. Hope you dig the music. Keep up the amazing work.
Peace
Princess Kitty Sarah





May 3 2008 12:27 PM

Hey this is Sarah from the funny bone in Columbus Ohio the one that was getting married! We did get married by the way! Well, just stopping by to see how your doing! and to say Hi and have a great weekend!
Amethyst





Apr 30 2008 1:39 PM

THANK YOU PAUL FOR ADDING ME AS YOUR FRIEND!:) HAVE A WONDERFUL WEEK!
Alyson





Apr 30 2008 5:33 AM

A Good time! I especially loved your story about the newspaper....See you again soon and thanks for the add!!

peace, Alyson
Ferris





Apr 29 2008 3:08 PM

Thanks for adding me to your friend list.

It was great to see you while you were in MN.

Come back soon!

CHEERS!
FERRIS
Dave Konig





Apr 27 2008 8:14 AM

America salutes you in all your endeavors!
niamh





Apr 23 2008 10:04 AM

thanx for the add you funny man ;)
EM





Apr 18 2008 12:54 PM

Love the Ikea blog
Flavor Savers





Apr 15 2008 9:48 PM

Sweet!
Brian





Apr 15 2008 2:34 PM

is that guy doing the cabbage patch in the VIP?
kittenn06





Apr 15 2008 9:26 AM

Just dropping by to show you some luv!!
imagine





Apr 14 2008 2:04 PM

how was arizona?
kittenn06





Apr 12 2008 12:42 PM

Have a great weekend!!
Reno





Apr 11 2008 12:16 PM

Hey thanks Paul! Loved the show the other night definetly one of the most fun I've been to in a long time! Can't wait to see another. We may check another out when we take a trip to Boston sometime.
Lisa da Brat





Apr 10 2008 11:22 AM

bring it down to Texas!
The Atomic Punk





Apr 10 2008 8:03 AM

HAHA...Thanks for adding me Paul.Look forward to seeing you next time in Cincinnati..I'll make sure to bring Velvet and Charity..HAHA
Jimi holscher





Apr 8 2008 8:45 PM

thanks 4 adding me! hope you liked my music!
SK KliK