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Patrick DeLuca
"I’m addicted to lovers"

Male
88 years old
LOS ANGELES,
United States



Last Login: 9/7/2008
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    Patrick DeLuca's Interests
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MusicWilco, MGMT, The Decemberists, Morphine, The Shins, Weezer, Elliott Smith, Shinji and The Gremlinheads
MoviesSafe Men, Bottle Rocket, The Heartbreak Kid (Charles Grodin version), American Beauty, Heat, Collateral, Last of the Mohicans, Miami Vice, 40 Days of Night, Steve Zissou, Loqueesha and Verna are Residents: Lemlee is Just Our Chingy (2007)
TelevisionIt's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Top Chef, The Tony Rock Project
BooksThe Naked Ape by Desmond Morris, READ THIS SHIT, it is amay-zing. A Confederacy of Dunces. Holidays on Ice, Barrel Fever, and Naked by David Sedaris. Probably the three funniest things ever written. And please, please remember to read "The Amazing Adventures of Willis Treetlebleets" by Penis Flores. This will change your whole outlook, man. It shakes the fucking cage of the system. You know?
HeroesThe Teacher (Owen, Korbi, and a select few others know who "The Teacher" is)

     Patrick DeLuca's Details
Status:Single
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Oswego, NY
Body type:6' 0"
Zodiac Sign:Gemini
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Writer

   Patrick DeLuca's Schools
Cornell University
Ithaca, NY
Graduated: 2002
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
 

1998 to 2002
Oswego Hs
Oswego, NY
Graduated: 1998
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
 

1994 to 1998

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Patrick DeLuca's Clips [View All Clips]
Clips: 7 Total Plays: 1323902 Plays Today: 6
Extreme Spring Break
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Shocking Christmas Disaster
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OJ Simpson Robbery VIDEO Released!
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Outdoor Injuries
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I Realized I Was a Virgin While on My Way to Get Some Chicken
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Household Injuries
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Birds are sexy
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   Patrick DeLuca's Blurbs
About me:




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While still a complicated man, Patrick DeLuca has now lists his interests simply as "loving, love making, making love, watching others loving, and having many lovers."
Who I'd like to meet:
People who enjoy loving

   Patrick DeLuca's Friend Space (Top 16)
Patrick DeLuca has 4830 friends.
 owen benjamin 


 Nick Swardson 


 Devin 


 Gay Robot 


 Jamie 


 Jesse 


 Jordy Fox 


 Samaire 


 Kristin 


 KorbiGirl 


 Mike 


 Jessica 


 Annabelle... n shit 


 Laz 


 Awkward Pictures 


 Jubba 





Patrick DeLuca's Friends Comments
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Katie





Sep 7 2008 5:24 PM

How is Marmaduke doing? You are 88 according to your profile. So you should understand the reference.

Peace!
Katie
[☠] Emily Transit





Sep 4 2008 11:15 PM

I watched Sugar Valentine last night..I love you :)
Jamie





Sep 4 2008 12:02 AM

He makes sad faces in weird tunnels we find out.
Jessica





Sep 2 2008 7:56 PM

Hello my friend.
How are you?
Joanna





Sep 2 2008 9:49 AM

Hallo,

wünsche einen wunderschönen Tag mit viel Sonnenschein:)

Ganz Liebe Grüße

Joanna...:)
Cricket Lee





Aug 31 2008 9:29 AM

okay, I've been here for a while and have seen a few things and it's all good, but...

gimme a name of some great hole in the wall restaurant that I should check out.
♥♥♥Stacey♥♥♥





Aug 31 2008 12:50 AM

Photobucket
Jamie





Aug 28 2008 7:38 PM

Laguna Beach!!!!!!!!!! Fun!
LA MILLY DELUXE





Aug 28 2008 7:15 PM

Hi, thank U very much for the add. U 're fantastic. Have a wonderful day. Sweet kisses from Italy, Milly Deluxe. Hugs.
Eva





Aug 27 2008 8:43 AM

Hi
Adrian Polczak





Aug 27 2008 4:34 AM

hey bro long time to talk, i know your busy me to with this new show i'm on but hit me back let me know how you are take care bro
Cricket Lee





Aug 25 2008 6:01 PM

you know what I'd like to see someone do for Halloween this year?

a smurf version of Dateline's Chris Hansen.

so basically, a smurf in a power casual suit carring printed emails around saying things like 'but did you not say "I wanna smurf your smurf then smurf ALL OVER your smurfing smurf then smurf you from the smurf with smurfberry jam as lube?"'

damn you for putting these thoughts in my head, DeLuca.
♥ Ms. Beautiful ♥





Aug 22 2008 11:56 PM

hey hottie!! how have u been?? whats new with u??
Jamie





Aug 22 2008 9:55 PM

You are addicted to love Love ;-)
jerritt





Aug 22 2008 3:19 AM

Shit. I should probably have at the very least, glanced over your profile. Near half of the bands that I suggested are listed in your music section. I've been hanging out in the wrong town for too gawd dang long...
Wesley





Aug 22 2008 4:36 AM

Man you look real good for 88, George Burns would be rolling in his grave.
Cricket Lee





Aug 22 2008 8:34 AM

what up, Papa D? seems like you gots all KINDS of Smurfettes up in here.

dude, you're SO getting smurfed. lol.
Jamie





Aug 21 2008 7:45 PM

Come visit me tonight
Jessica





Aug 21 2008 6:50 PM

My plane lands at 5 your time. My hair is literally 3 feet long now. It's ridiculous.
Joner Hall™





Aug 21 2008 6:57 PM

OH YEA!!!!!
No eating til Brooklyn!!!LOL.

How have you been?
Nice chest by the way!!!
Kris.





Aug 20 2008 8:54 PM

Thanks for passing along that message. Very helpful.
KorbiGirl





Aug 20 2008 8:23 PM

yer both clearly on a downward spiral
Jamie





Aug 20 2008 6:46 PM

Love you Love
Ashley





Aug 18 2008 8:15 PM

F-U-N! Dance party!
Ashley





Aug 15 2008 6:15 PM

Wow! I'm in Vegas for Mel's batchelorette this weekend! Where are you staying?
Jamie





Aug 14 2008 9:54 PM

Las Vegas???????????????? So you're never in town ever?
Ashley