WE'RE FOUR CARDS..NOT TO BE DEALT WITH;
MIKEY "GARLIC BREATH" MEHANIMAL,
RICO "CHILD SUPPORT" PETROLEUM,
LARRY "CHROME DHOME" LITOGOT,
AUDREY "AUDBALL" HELL.
AND DAVE "NEW BASS PLAYER" THERIAULT
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NOW FOR SALE!!
Nu Boy U/Padded Hell/Ernest Borgnine split CD!!
$5 BUX AT SHOWS, $7 BUX ONLINE!
(For distribution, message Audball at http://www.myspace.com/audballhell or message Taboo Tapes at http://www.myspace.com/TabooTapes)
Influences
WAVING AT CARS, SCARING OLD PEOPLE, FISHING THROUGH POCKET BOOKS, STARING CONTESTS, CHATTERING TEETH & WAX LIPS, DRYER LINT, SHADOWPUPPETS, JACK IN THE BOXES, CHEERLEADER PICS, PRETENDING TO READ, POPPIN WHEELIES, LIGHTIN OFF FIRE CRACKERS, HAMBURGS & HOT DOGS, INDIAN SUNBURNS, WATCHING PEOPLE TALK TO US, SMOKE SHOWS & ARM WRESTLING.
NEXT SHOW: THE ABBEY LOUNGE THURS. JUNE 5 2008 w/ PENIS FLY TRAP, KERMIT'S FINGER, & LESSER EVILS. ***************************************************************
Padded Hell features Mike Mahan (Bratface/Anal Cunt) on guitar, Larry Litogot (Penis Fly Trap) on drums, Rico Petroleum (Kilslug/Upsidedown Cross/Groinoids) on bass and his sometimes-volitale-but-always- comically-insane, rock-n-roll offspring, Audrey Hell on lead vocals. A supergroup? No. Stuporgroup, maybe.
These are our early recordings. The current songs above are a quick, flat mix without effects, reverb etc. We'll fine tune them later.
(copyright 2008 Padded Hell)
UPDATE: New bass player is Dave Theriault
Here is a review we got from some guy called 'the reverend' about our last show at the baseball tavern:
" post by the_reverend at Jun 13,2007 10:26pm
Padded_Hell : this band is ex-every other band ever. From anal cunt to penis fly trap. The must was like bikini kill or adolecents, but sloppier. The female singer ran around shoving, kicking, and punching everyone in the audience. Most people though it was funny, but it seemed a little tense when she would go to shove seth putnam. They had 2 guests on the stage. One playing a cow bell and one playing a keyboard that wasn't plugged in. The keyboardist got kicked in the eye 1/2 way thru the set. It didn't look pleasent at all. After getting everyone in the audience to scream along with the song "cunt", during their last song, the singer flipped over the monitor. I tried to get a few pictures of it with the FNX banner in the background. carina understands.
ps: people from FNX are here I guess. "
When the hell's your next show? I miss you guys. Any of you want to jam? (Theo's playing guitar now and learning very quickly. (Wish I had his ear! Little fucker (who's my height now). :) ))
oi fuckers!!! had a blast drinking with you and chillen at your practice.. hit me up sometime ill bring whiskey to the next one... dont forget to tell me of up coming shows under my comapny page so i can distibute that shit.. stay fucked up and having fun!!!
