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owen benjamin
"a mustache tells the world "hey, don’t trust me around your kids""

Male
28 years old
Valley Village, CALIFORNIA
United States

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Last Login:8/21/2008
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   owen benjamin's Comedian Bio
BioOwen Benjamin Presents on C-Spot Ep. 3 - I Can Do Better
Websiteowenbenjamin.com
InfluencesOwen on Cspot Ep 5 - How To Look Cool In Front Of Your Ex
MembersOwen Benjamin Presents Ep 2 - How Too...Bad Breath
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    owen benjamin's Interests
Generali like tight white jeans


MusicElliot Smith, Coldplay, Beethoven, Jay-Z, Handsome boy Modeling School, DJ Shadow, Etta James, or anything else I can either fuck or cry to.
MoviesUsual Suspects, Batman Begins, Fight Club, Donnie Darko, Anything with Christopher Walken in it, Basquiat, Adaptation, the Neverending Stoy, Princess Bride, or anything with Patrick Swayze in it Owen Benjamin Presents on CSpot Ep 6- How To Look Rich
Televisionarrested development, curb your enthusiasm, it's always sunny in philidelphia, quantum leap, ducktales, the comish, etc.
Bookschildrens books. they make more sense to me which probobly means I'm either dumb or not emotionally mature.
Heroesmy mom, my penis, and the dude who invented the fannypack.

     owen benjamin's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
Hometown:Oswego, New York
Body type:6' 6" / Athletic
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Other
Zodiac Sign:Gemini
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Undecided
Education:College graduate
Occupation:sonless god
Income:$100,000 to $150,000


owen benjamin's Clips [View All Clips]
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my dog helping me dig
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A perfect world
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Bathroom Rules with Owen Benjamin
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Chuck and Larry
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Talk'n Dirty
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top gun support group
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How to Avoid Commitment
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fannypack of freedom
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3 ways to break up
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defending your dumb girlfriend
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   Upcoming Gigs
Sep 2 2008 8:00P
Cap City Comedy Club Austin TX
Sep 3 2008 8:00P
Cap City Comedy Club Austin TX
Sep 4 2008 8:00P
Cap City Comedy Club Austin TX
Sep 5 2008 8:00P
cap City Comedy Club Austin TX
Sep 5 2008 10:30P
cap City Comedy Club austin TX
Sep 6 2008 8:00P
cap City Comedy Club austin TX
Sep 6 2008 10:30P
cap City Comedy Club austin TX
Oct 10 2008 8:30P
Iowa State University Ames IA
Oct 17 2008 8:00P
Salisbury University Salisburty MD
Nov 7 2008 7:00P
Drexel University Main Auditorium Philadelphia PA
Nov 24 2008 8:00P
Waterman Theatre Oswego NY

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   owen benjamin's Blurbs
About me:
I'm a man, a mans man, the kind of man that isn't scared to drink a smirnoff ice in public. the kind of man that likes steam rooms and the occassional episode of Grey's Anatomy. What i'm trying to say is I'm a straight man that does gay things.

Who I'd like to meet:
puppies, rainbows, bunnies, butterflies, lollipops, and people that aren't trying to brutally kill me.

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LONZO ( in spirit )





Aug 21 2008 8:25 PM

Much Love
J3





Aug 21 2008 8:00 PM

WHOA, PARTY! Nice vest. Trailer looks awesome, can't wait to see the movie!
MS MONIQUE SAYS . . . . . . . .





Aug 21 2008 4:54 PM

WHATS UP SKANKADUDLE.
mark of the dog





Aug 21 2008 3:32 PM

Hi :)

http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.ListAll&friendID=124959797
MelonHead





Aug 21 2008 7:08 AM

Im watching you on chelsea lately!! Lol
marissa





Aug 21 2008 2:01 AM

owennnn

when will you be in the san francisco area? I saw something about touring here in the fall. Any dates yet?
LONZO ( in spirit )





Aug 20 2008 7:48 PM

Much Love!
MS MONIQUE SAYS . . . . . . . .





Aug 20 2008 7:34 PM

Happy Wednesday to you. How is it going? Im great. Staying positive.
Cheyanne RT(R)





Aug 20 2008 6:49 AM

I am so excited for House Bunny. The theater here is playing a midnight showing on Thurs I think my girls and I might go... cant wait to see you in your leather!!!!
Alicia


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Aug 20 2008 12:17 AM

hey saw you on chelsea lately..you are a funny guy!:)
J Simo





Aug 19 2008 11:35 PM

You're very handsome :)

~Janine
Sexy Jersey Girl





Aug 19 2008 10:18 PM

hi handsome. hope you are well. perhaps stop by sometimes? maybe...
B.B. Comedy





Aug 19 2008 6:57 PM

Great job last night on Chelsea
Jade





Aug 19 2008 2:09 PM

So...I'm sure you don't remember me but I saw you in the trailor for that new "bunny" movie or whatever.

When you become big and famous now I can say you bought me a drink at some Philly bar!
Omeletto





Aug 19 2008 7:29 AM

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Tat





Aug 19 2008 5:48 AM

owen you have to come back to so cal and perform!!!
BIBIVILLE not to be mistaken with Coupe De Ville


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Aug 19 2008 4:59 AM

haha I don't know what ph la la is but it sounds like a drunk french guy comment.
Andrea♥





Aug 19 2008 4:13 AM

Loved you on Chelsea tonight Owen. I have a boner now. Damnit.
Michele Ann Suttile





Aug 19 2008 1:48 AM

i saw u in the preview for house bunny today!! thats awsome! can't wait to see it
BIBIVILLE not to be mistaken with Coupe De Ville


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Aug 19 2008 12:20 AM

My purple Jansport Fannypack is wayyyyy better than your pink Jaysport (knock off).

Here are a few great places to wear yours:
1 - Cocktail parties (great weenie saver)
2 - Funerals (in black of course)
3 - Weddings
4 - Church (although this may help when trying to "give" to the offering plate)
LA MILLY DELUXE





Aug 18 2008 8:09 PM

Hi, thank U very much for the add. U 're fantastic. Have a wonderful day. Sweet kisses from Italy, Milly Deluxe. Hugs.
***MoToJuNkIe***133â„¢ [LDB][WMT]


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Aug 18 2008 6:59 PM

just to let you know....you rock! lol ive watched all your videos and it always makes me laugh....im a big fan
KT





Aug 18 2008 9:09 AM

in reference to your
"who i'd like to meet",
you should do a YouTube
search for:
"Unicorns and Rainbows"
(by Estradasphere)

good times..

-kt
Rivers





Aug 18 2008 7:52 AM

lol Owen! As far as I'm concerned you will always be a fat little 12 year old. You wouldn't believe the footage I have against you on my dad's old Beta tapes! Remember the old slam dunk contests in front of Hunger's? Or the old Saturday night live stand-up's we did....*I was always funnier! lol. Glad to see your doing well!
Cheyanne RT(R)





Aug 18 2008 4:36 AM

just set my tivo for chelsea lately.... cant wait to see house bunny!!! u rock owen
Jackie