John
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"If you're too old to trick-or-treat, you're too old to skateboard."
Male
28 years old
New York, NEW YORK
United States
Last Login: 7/10/2008
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John's Interests
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| General | Good question! Lately, I've been into massage, dry manhattans, models who throw up and parcs you can get lost in. I also like dragons and magic.......Ooohhh, and I like hockey. | | Music | The Arcade Fire, Henri Faberge and The Adorables, Tupac, Patti Smith, Cuff the Duke, Clap Your Say Over, Belle and Sebastian, Radiohead, Mos Def, Ramones, Ron Sexsmith, Peter BJorn & John, Rufus Wainwright, Beck, | | Movies | Goodfellas, 400 Blows, Diva, Primer, Bring it On, Godfather, Fight Club, Wild in The Streets, The Bear, Waiting For Guffman, that time I was on mushrooms and taped myself. | | Television | Adult Swim, Laguna Beach, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Entourage, All the reality shows I made up: "Celebrity Toilet" , "So You Want To Marry a Pedophile?" , "Watch me Box a Bear", etc | | Books | The Moor's Last Sigh, Anything For Billy, Rule of the Bone, Dark Knight Returns (Batman), MacBeth, Karlson On The Roof, A Star Called Henry, The Collected Works of Billy The Kid, Vice, Vanity Fair, Blackbook, V-man, V, McSweeney's, Archie, X-men, The Great Gatsby, Cat's Cradle, Vogue, Teen Vogue, Vogue Paris, Vogue Italia, The Tempest, Wonderboys, David Sedaris, Coming Through Slaughter, Please Kill Me, Edie Sedgwick: American Girl, Lolita (duh!) | | Heroes | Grizzly Bears |
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John's Details
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| Status: | Single | | Here for: | Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends | | Orientation: | Straight | | Hometown: | Toronto / New York | | Body type: | 5' 9" / Body builder | | Ethnicity: | Pacific Islander | | Religion: | Scientologist | | Zodiac Sign: | Cancer | | Smoke / Drink: | No / Yes | | Education: | College graduate | | Occupation: | Writer / Editor / Jerk |
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John's Companies
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MotherFuckingTiger Jeans
New York, New York US
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Jeans
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Horsey Pony
Toronto, Ontario CA
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About me:
I'm fat (internally). I like being hung over with others. I'm pretty short. I love bears. The internet? That's weird. My Favourite Food: Raisins! Least Favourite Body Part: Eyebrows (they give away everything!). List an accomplishment: I convinced a tiger to attack a famous magician. Where do I stand on globalization: who the fuck is that? How would I characterize myself: America! When I'm lonely, I think about: Cheese
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Who I'd like to meet:
An Owl
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