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Miss Orchid Mei's Interests
General
In no particualr order: Swarovski, champagne, lipgloss, fashion, chocolate milk, penguins, milk shakes, absinthe, bubble baths, claw foot tubs, cuban heel stockings, Agent Provocateur, Chantal Thomass, shoes(Christian Louboutin is my heart), corsets, latex, cookies, sandwiches, music, my cuckoo(it's my Korean speaking rice cooker. It sings a song when the rice is done.).........
About me: I am going to do this stream-of-consciousness style as I've found myself incapable of writing a self synopsis.
Performance/Performers inspire me. Though I am an ecdysiast, I am shy to the point of reclusion when it comes to socializing. I think too much. I'm a sarcastic dork unafraid of laughing at myself. I love vocabulary though I often find I've nothing to say.......
Who I'd like to meet: Fellow performers and burlesque aficionados.
Wow, just the first sentence alone got me laughing. Old People > Legal Matters > Ed McMahon
The poor guy should reboot the star search franchise and knock that fool from American idol back to his side of the pond.
Would you be knocked out of your "zone" during your act if you heard a hearty chuckle and a "yes!" after each article of clothing was removed? I almost yelled that the other night, but I think the cd player was enough ;)
hello miss orchid mei~hey! I need your votes starting JULY 2nd ~ JULY16th! one a day from each IP address and REGISTERED EMAIL! it means a ton to me ! i really want to be miss October!
I have the Madonna song stuck in my head: "star light, star bright..blah blah blah blah blah"...oh lord it must be the jar of stars sitting on my desk. I wish I knew where the half star is that you cut to give me 3 and a 1/2 star card. It must be lonely waiting for me to earn it and join its twin.
Um I am still in shock that Fannie opened the stars and inserted her finger into it. If it wasn't soo hot, I would be angry.
I feel soo empty not holding an accordion. How do you think the dude lying in the street explained that night? "Dude this barbershop quartet looking guy came out of nowhere and next thing I know his handlebar mustache was in my face and I was on the ground!"
