is JHONfoster , calebWEILAND , JONathanDONovan, leviJONES, and jaredRAUSO .
An Imposter's Manifesto
BE ON OUR ALBUM!
Yes, YOU. You can be on our album. Basically, this thing allows us to listen to messages that you leave from your phone. It's more than likely an out-of-state phone call for you, so make sure you're aware of whether or not that will cost you $0.50 to leave us a message or not.
But yeah. You call (641) 985-7800 and enter *661665. Then you can leave ANY message you'd like. Be creative. Be unoriginal. Leave a message of you singing some song at the top of your lungs. Leave a message of a busy interesection where you live. Leave a message of you walking into a public library and screaming as loud as you can. Do anything. There's a good chance that with a little originality, your message will wind up somewhere on our album.-jhnfstr
even though i'm not booking anymore...i wanted to say that out of all the bands i worked with when i did...you were/and still are/my favorite. keep it up.
Killer Set last night at Borostock you guys...was a great getting to play a show with you all. Hope to do it again soon. contact me anytime for a show Colleen SedenT
its official......the guiness book of world records called yesterday and told me that jhon has the smallest penis in the world.......cograts man way to go.........
All Girls are straight up lying when they say that size does not matter, I got proof.
Heads up here for you guys, my best friend Pete has been getting all the girls at school and work after he has not had a girlfriend in the past 2 years. I asked him if he is drugging them or whatever so he told me his little secret. He has been taking these tablets, Copy and paste this address into your browser EHEDS.COM to see where he gets them from, they made his little magic stick grow almost double the size it was in about 2 months and he says it is still getting bigger.
I thought he was kidding around so I investigated a little bit into it and sure enough I found nine bottles of the these pills under his bed and to top that off, his 2 brothers are now taking them too, I don't know, but I am thinking now of buying them for you know who.. I know it sounds shallow but after seeing the results, it is hard to not do it.
I am telling you I have all the proof needed that they work, the place you order them from even guarentees that they will work on any guy or they give you what you paid right back. Don't pass up on this one guys, it is 100% confirmed and for real. Get them while they are still available by Going here Just copy and paste this address in your browser. EHEDS.COM
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Please leave me a comment or message when you are playin next Please! I want to hear your new stuff! You guy's are still one of my favorite bands here! I love you man....
great show at "the end" we really had a great time and it was so great seeing you guys. P.S. I loved the new stuff, but you know me I have to sit and listen to it by myself. It is so hard to actually hear in a small venue like that.
what the fuck happened to you guys? caleb.... jhon.... I am so mad at you that I am just now able to talk to you....you suck. you did not show up at my wedding.........i am not mad... "only disappointed" (ouch lol i know that hurts) so, I have decided to never come to see any of your shows ever again.
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