kzk
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"HZAARDGXE"
Male
17 years old
WameGHETTO, Kansas
United States
Last Login:7/23/2008
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kzk's Details
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| Status: | Single | | Here for: | Friends | | Body type: | 5' 0" / Some extra baggage | | Ethnicity: | Pacific Islander | | Zodiac Sign: | Taurus |
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kzk jump back and forth and feel like you were there, yourself.
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About me:
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Who I'd like to meet:
Info.
The name's SamM.
You may or may not know me as kzk.
If you do, great.
If you don't, don't ask.
I'm aware that I look like a little girl.
Trust me, I'm a guy.
You catch me at your local gamestop
Yes I am there every day
Betches call me nerdy 'cause they been drinkin' hatorade.
I will never do layout commissions.
Stop being stupid and learn to make one yourself.
I'm sure it'll look like shit, but you'll gain more respect than the people who use layout sites.
I give better advice than anybody you know.
I don't sugarcoat a thing.
I don't usually give or accept compliments.
I have a funny obsession with pedophiles and the idea of somebody crying during sex.
Pirates are lame.
I hate emo kids.
I especially despise the emo fags who play on Gaia and pretend they're big, bad /b/tards.
Overused memes don't make you cool or funny.
You're not original or special.
Do me a favor and kill yourself.
I swear if you don't have anything intelligent or interesting to say to me about 4chan, you should just shut the hell up about it.
It might keep me from hating you, though I'm not making any promises.
I don't buy software or music.
My favorite color is green.
If you abuse the letter X or don't type with vowels, you need to kill yourself.
Sleep is better than everything.
I cosplay.
I like painting my nails and drawing on my walls.
I'm 4'10".
I love being angry.
I hate liars.
I hate liars.
I hate liars.
I hate bugs, squirrels, and chickens.
I may sound sarcastic all the time, but I hardly ever use sarcasm.
I type faster and with more accuracy than you.
I don't believe in God but I'm open for religious discussions. I wont pretend I'm offended like those douche bag satanists and insane atheists do. They're faggots, too.
I believe the human race should die off.
I like forums and image boards.
I would own you in air hockey.
I really do like all types of music.
Even country and rap.
I'm vegetarian but I wont try to gross you out while you're eating your hamburger.
I don't think I'm better than you because I don't eat meat.
I just think its nasty. Capisce?
I will probably correct your typing if we're talking on MSN unless you're so awful that my constant nagging wont help.
By the way,
"your" is possessive.
I am skilled at finding out tons of information about people.
I like anime, but I am not obsessed.
I hate about half of the people that I know who like anime.
I wont hold a grudge against you for thinking that anime nerds are sweaty fat people who fear showers and healthy food because I make that connection too.
However I do deodorize and showers are my favorite part of day next to sleeping.
Short list of other likes:
Music
Drawing
Doujinshi
Grocery shopping
Cooking
Blankets
Random acts of violence
Pink fluffy things
Boys that look like girls
Pretty much any video game
Sharpies
Complaining
Being clothed
Plushies
Laundromats
Feeling important
Cosplay(ing)
Fire
Eye liner
Straight jackets
Puppies
Needles
Soy milk
Hot days
Organizing
Sunshine
Dandelions
Pandas
To-do
1. Yo' little sister
2. Paint my nails
3. Punch a pregnant lady
4. Graduate
5. Make dinner
6. Clean my room
7. There is no seven
8. Go to Otakon
9. Get a job
10. Stop stalking
11. Get a haircut.
12. Lose some lard.
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Ive been alright and yes i do...its harry_draco_Tums@hotmail.com X3
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Can you beat my score on the "Name The Johnny Depp Movie" quiz?
Take eeeeeeet! XD
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ello Umm just dropping by to say..."whats new in lyfe?" havent talked to you since you added me soo yea...
hello large bicep from bracelet lady.
nuffin.
and kzk?
haha you silly boy you!
XDDD
you fucker! i have not talked to you AT ALL this WHOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLE spring break.
you ho!
tis ok.
iloveyou still.
<33
yo how things going? your myspace is looking slick! anyhow, i just grabbed some cool new ringers from www.hottones.info for FREE! they have the newest stuff!
uh-huhhhhhhhhhhhhh
XDDDD
<3
haha
you are girl.
i know.
do
not
worry
grasshopper.
we all are girls.
huh??
WHY THANKYEW!
and btw i know your secret!
(i know your a girl)
but i wont tell.
WHY THANKYEW!
and btw i know your secret!
(i know your a girl)
but i wont tell.
XD uhmmm kinda
like....sometimes my ring gets stuck so i gotta like....
wipe my lip w/ a warm water q tip..
but not too bad/....
im really sanitary w/ it.
dude!! it looks like i got botox in my fuckin lips or something...
bleh!
they didnt give me sea salt...
they gave me h2ocean...and some kinda mouth rinse....
h2ocean is like purified ocean water....haha
i dont like the sound of crusties.
what are crusties?!?!?!
im scared
XD
that was the most painful part
SAMM.
WHAT THE FUCK.
I ATE YOUR SOCKS.
I AM SORRY.
You don't even BELIEVE how neccessary capslock was for that, either.
♥
Omg music sex is the best kind of orgasm ever to experience. I think we should have that kind of sex errday.
yeah i guess
i have no idea thats the confused part so umm yeah
well hell i was hanging out with a friend of mine trying to get away from it all and i hung out with some girls and i kissed my girlfriend for the first time and amongst all that im dazed and confused
AHHHH KAWAII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
omfg you hot lets sex!
im amazing
hello
Hallo Good Sir -
:D Just wanted to say I love you... and ... you aren't on myspace anymore... D:.... COME BACK! XD
SamM = GreatnesS