Good night, nurse.
Tell the doctor I'm no better.
Good night, nurse.
Write my folks a nice long letter.
Say I need a rest and you fear,
I had better stay here a year.
Feel my pulse.
Hold my hand a little longer.
How's my heart?
Don't you think it's getting stronger?
Call me in the morning or I'll get worse.
Kiss your little patient.
Good night nurse.
Nurse Moan-Eek has been invited to once again be co-presenter at this year's Rondo Awards Ceremony at WonderFest!!
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"Horror hosts are traditionally a solo act, but it's the bubbling chemistry and comic counterpoint between crazed Doctor Gangrene and his cutie nurse -- Nurse Moan-eek -- that makes CREATURE FEATURE such irresistable viewing, even when the movie is take-it-or-leave-it. Zingingly zany, Nurse Moan-eek is the Eva Gabor to Gangrene's Eddie Albert (by way of Colin Clive), the two of them turning their corner of Transylvania into a bizarre outpost of Hooterville. The fun they are obviously having is highly contagious." Tim Lucas - Editor of Video Watchdog
"Doc Gangrene and company bring an infectious goofy charm to their horror host duties. It's obvious that they are having a total blast, creating a perfect contrast to the fright films they present. Wide-eyed and gangly, the good Doctor is churning with enthusiasm, so much so that we actually want his ill-conceived experiments to succeed. His comic foil, the sexy but ditzy Nurse Moan-Eek provides both laughs and eye candy to the jovial preceedings. Together they make us actually look forward to the breaks in the film. So help me, Boris Karloff." Frank Dietz - Artist, Actor, Screenwriter
"I've had the extreme pleasure of knowing Nurse Moan-Eek and have worked with her many times. What a talent. I'll tell you one thing If the nurses in hospitals looked like her I'd never have a problem in getting a rub down or a sponge bath. And those red shoes she wears Whew!!! In fact, my gorilla, Tracy, has worked with her too. The funny thing is that every time he sees a nurse on TV he runs up and licks the screen. I must admit I've done it a couple of times myself. I vote for her as nurse of the century. Just one thing... she works with this very strange looking doctor who creeps me out
so be careful if she ever asks you to sit in a funny chair that has straps and a bowl looking cap type thing hanging above.
I did on once and I still glow in the dark." Bob Burns - Actor, Writer, Monster Kid
"With the advent of cable access and YouTube, a new generation of horror hosts is emerging from the genre's freshly dug graves. Dr. Gangrene in Nashville appears on local TV in a retro horror show that also features his red-haired assistant, Nurse Moan-Eek....." USA Today
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They're Here!
.. Get the 1st Official Nurse Moan-Eek
T-shirt and Coffee Mug!!
Rondo's 2006 First Ever Artist of the Year Frank Dietz has captured Nurse Moan-Eek doing her ghoulest Vargas!
To order, visit Frank's Cafe Press Store at
http://www.cafepress.com/sketchythings
And check out his site. Frank is an amazing, gifted artist and has a lot of fantastic art to look at.
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Click on the Castle to visit the Lab!
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Courtesy of Rondo 2006 Artist of the Year Frank Dietz.
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I know of a Nurse named Moan-eek
Whose appeal is something unique
Some horror hosts get heckles
But, for her sweet smile and freckles,
I'll tune in even if the movie should reek!
-- Tim Lucas
Good night, nurse.
By my fabulous fiend
