Thanks for the add Stan. I don't know if I am superpowered either. But I do have a large supply of toilets in case those fish you can't seem to talk to end up floating upside down.
I am sure you're sick of hearing the ol "being a super hero isn't all it's cracked up to be" bit but hey... look at superman. No one wants him around because he makes them feel inferior, and while he is the first person they call when they need the world saved, he’s the last person they call when a party is going on. Sure he stops by and everyone turns off the lights and closes the blinds but the man has freakin’ supervision and hearing.
Anyway if you really wanted to be a superhero why not just get a costume and some gadgets and fight crime your own way? I am sure if you ever got into a lot of trouble someone would be around to help.
PS – Tell your brother I said "oh you know it" (he’ll know what it means) and I forgot to tell him that there’ll be an all night kegger this weekend up at the Justice Sanctuary… so could you let him know about that too... I’d invite you…but …well you know... it’s kinda a superhero only thing... and it’s not really my place...we all go in on the rent... well you know how it is. Anyway take care.
i would call you but i never put your number in my phone, and everytime i turn the thing on it's like 'you have 9,923,784 missed calls.' so i dont remember which one is yours.
anyway. i need you to house sit for me. i'll fly by and take you to the top secret location (here's a hint--bring a parka). but dont touch anything. i swear to god.
