noria
"WHAT IS SHE?"

Female
100 years old
California
United States



Last Login: 5/16/2008
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  http://www.myspace.com/noriajablonski  

    noria's Interests
Generalreading and writing; flea markets, thrift stores, tag sales; autumn; red wine; paper moons; black cats; circus sideshow ephemera
BooksAngela Carter's Nights at the Circus, Elizabeth McCracken's The Giant's House, Barbara Gowdy's We So Seldom Look on Love, Haruki Murakami's The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle, Mary Gaitskill's Veronica, George Saunders' Pastoralia, Mary Robison's Why Did I Ever, Jane Bowles' My Sister's Hand in Mine, Nabokov's Lolita, Grimm's fairy tales, Lucy Corin's Everyday Psychokillers: A History for Girls, Maggie Nelson's Jane: A Murder, Kelly Link's Magic for Beginners. Recent reads of books by MySpace friends include: Sara Gran's Come Closer, Dope, and Saturn's Return to New York, Dan Chaon's Among the Missing and You Remind Me of Me, Elizabeth Crane's When the Messenger is Hot and All This Heavenly Glory, Kelly Braffet's Last Seen Leaving and Josie and Jack, Hillary Carlip's Queen of the Oddballs, Frank Portman's King Dork, Rachel Sherman's The First Hurt, Ronlyn Domingue's The Mercy of Thin Air, Bee Lavender's Lessons in Taxidermy, Scott Snyder's Voodoo Heart, Rob Roberge's More Than They Could Chew, Tara McCarthy's Love Will Tear Us Apart, Tish Cohen's Town House, Erin Vincent's Grief Girl, Charlie Anders' Choir Boy, Eric Spitznagel's Fast Forward: Confessions of a Porn Screenwriter, Jerry Stahl's I, Fatty, Daedalus Howell's The Late Projectionist, Bryan Charles' Grab On to Me Tightly as if I Knew the Way, Karen Russell's St. Lucy's Home for Girls Raised by Wolves, Marcy Dermansky's Twins, Michael A FitzGerald's Radiant Days, T Cooper's Lipshitz 6, or Two Angry Blondes, Ray Robinson's Electricity, The Best of Lady Churchill's Rosebud Wristlet, Pia Z. Ehrhardt's Famous Fathers, Mary Otis' Yes, Yes, Cherries, and Jillian Weise's The Amputee's Guide to Sex—all highly recommended.
Heroes"She was afraid of all the Freaks, for it seemed to her that they had looked at her in a secret way and tried to connect their eyes with hers, as though to say: we know you."—Carson McCullers

"The freak in modern fiction is so disturbing to us because he keeps us from forgetting that we share in his state."
—Flannery O'Connor

"There's a quality of legend about freaks. Like a person in a fairy tale who stops you and demands that you answer a riddle. Most people go through life dreading they'll have a traumatic experience. Freaks were born with their trauma. They've already passed their test in life. They're aristocrats."
—Diane Arbus

"Not everything that's beautiful has to be perfect."
—Johnny Weir

     noria's Details
Status:Swinger
Zodiac Sign:Scorpio
Occupation:storyteller



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   noria's Blurbs
About me:
Marvelous Living Human Curiosity & Peerless Prodigy of Physical Phenomena - Strange But True - Alive! - Why???

About my book:

"Some books of short stories are more than mere collections: they are their own worlds. Noria Jablonski’s Human Oddities is a strange, beautiful, terrible, slantwise world, full of the human tenderness that is brought on by both love and violence. These are beautifully written stories by an author who understands that the odd is no more unlikely or unlovable than the 'normal,' and that those among us who are statistically improbable deserve light, language, and a certain loving ruthlessness."—Elizabeth McCracken, author of The Giant's House and Niagara Falls All Over Again

"Noria Jablonski pulls off a high-wire balancing act that left this reader swooning. The inevitable comparisons to Katherine Dunn’s Geek Love are deserved, not because of Jablonski’s sideshow-worthy characters, but because of her remarkable ability to juggle hilarity, death, gimlet-eyed optimism, and the unchecked giddiness of being alive."—Heidi Julavits, author of The Mineral Palace, The Effect of Living Backwards, and The Uses of Enchantment

"Jablonski's debut story collection is filled with insistent bodies, carved open, sewn up, cut apart, made monstrous, made beautiful or disguised as someone or something else altogether... She subsumes the innately spectacular nature of her stories under an elliptical lyricism that brings her characters' emotional lives delicately, respectfully, to the fore. Even at their most self-hating moments, they possess a wry sense of irony, an amazing resilience and, occasionally, a heartbreaking joy... An exciting debut that rises to the risks it takes."—Kirkus Reviews

"Jablonski's revelations are quiet, delicate things, like the child in the corner who raises his hand to suggest that under the bruises, scars, and stitches, we are all very much the same."—San Diego Union-Tribune

"The theme here is the body in all its gucky glory: mutable, manipulated, and manipulating... More than merely quirky or unconventional, these fascinating characters live in worlds made rich by Jablonski's fluid prose and startling imagery... These people—who seem as if they could be from other planets, and yet who describe us at our least controlled and most elemental—come circling around, and bless us."—Amy Shearn, author of the forthcoming novel How Far Is the Ocean From Here, for Rain Taxi Review of Books

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noria has 1144 friends.
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Elizabeth Crane





Apr 28 2008 3:49 PM

Yay myspace! It was so great to meet you as well! I hope we'll be in the same place again at some point, maybe Chicago.
Monique





Apr 26 2008 7:44 PM

Thanks for the add.
View from my window
Razi, from The Mercy of Thin Air





Apr 25 2008 3:08 PM

You've been tagged! See my blog for details. Hope you're working your writing magic.
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Apr 21 2008 2:24 PM

Thank you for the add.

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Heather Fowler


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Feb 21 2008 10:02 PM

I must confess, I love your asparagus song. ;) Hope all is wonderful with you. Warmest, H
Stephen M. Williams "The Boy Wonder"





Feb 26 2008 8:52 AM

Hey Noria,

How have you been? What have you been up to? I had a dream with you in it last night. I was at some convention in a skyscraper and I saw you hanging out with Poppy Z. Brite, so I decided to say hello and you glared at me and said "Now is not the time!"

I know, how anticlimactic.

I hope you're doing well,
S

PS: Do you have any idea where Kelly disappeared to?
Latham Shinder





Jan 31 2008 6:11 PM

Wishing you a good day !
Elizabeth Crane





Jan 28 2008 1:20 PM

Aw, thanks, Noria, you're too kind! I hope I'll get to meet you when I'm out your way in April.
I LOVE your asparagus pee song!
xoxo
Apex Reviews





Jan 26 2008 2:10 PM

Thanks for being our MySpace friend, Noria! Looking forward to reviewing your work soon.


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joseph





Jan 24 2008 6:00 PM

thanks for the add!
Pop Salvation





Jan 22 2008 2:37 PM

oddities make the best superstars.

all my best!

xo.
PieQueen





Jan 18 2008 11:36 AM

Hi Noria! happy new year...I'm back in San Francisco (til June) and would love to see you and catch up...drop me a line! xxx stephanie
Richard Bardsley





Jan 22 2008 9:35 AM

Thanks for the add!
Heather Fowler


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Jan 17 2008 12:13 PM

Thanks for the friendship, Noria! :) Looking forward to taking a peek at your blogs. Warmest, H
Daisy





Jan 16 2008 8:02 PM

Thanks for the add from Daisy Dooley

Human Oddities sounds amazing Noria!
Timothy Gager





Jan 9 2008 11:48 AM

See you on the pages of Santi
Patt





Jan 4 2008 4:31 AM

Hey Noria, Happy 2008!!!
      
Karen Harrington





Jan 1 2008 4:48 PM

Happy New Year. Wishing you all the best this year! - Karen H.
Stephen M. Williams "The Boy Wonder"





Dec 24 2007 8:31 AM

Merry Christmas Noria =] hopefully only packages this year, no coal.
Yes, Yes, Cherries: Stories by Mary Otis





Nov 26 2007 12:49 PM

Dear Noria,

A big thank you for your kind comments. My week is made. x Mary
Amy





Nov 18 2007 12:04 PM


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Stephen M. Williams "The Boy Wonder"





Nov 14 2007 7:39 AM

How have you been? What have you been up to?
Xavier House Publishing





Nov 8 2007 1:55 PM

Thanks for the Add!
I hope you will share your book with us soon!
Stephen M. Williams "The Boy Wonder"





Oct 30 2007 9:12 PM

Happy BDay friend, I think you share one with Ivanka Trump...but don't quote me on that.

And if I haven't used this joke yet, you look incredible for being 100.

I hope you're doing well and not getting swamped. Happy early Halloween also.

hearts,
S. W.
Anita™





Oct 31 2007 6:14 AM

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Oct 31 2007 8:57 AM


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Paul Elwork





Oct 30 2007 7:51 PM

Fill with mingled cream and amber,
I will drain that glass again.
Such hilarious visions clamber
Through the chamber of my brain —
Quaintest thoughts — queerest fancies
Come to life and fade away;
What care I how time advances?
I am drinking ale today.
-attributed to Edgar Allan Poe

Here's to clambering visions, and happy Halloween!
~impudent~





Oct 30 2007 7:54 PM

Happy Birthday! Hope it's a great one! :)
TONY





Oct 30 2007 9:09 AM

Hey there, sorry it’s been so long. Just wanted to check in and see how you’re month has been. Have an AWESOME birthday and a happy and safe Halloween.


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SanBo





Oct 30 2007 2:26 AM

Happy Birthday dear Angel!
Many hugs and kisses!!!
And I wish you lots of presents and a perfect cake lol!
I hope everything is well for you,
Kisses,
Sandra
Tia/The Creativ1





Oct 30 2007 3:31 AM

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Oct 30 2007 4:25 AM

Happy B-Day!

From the 4th.
~Kim~





Oct 30 2007 5:48 AM


xoxo Venus & Kimmi
shelly





Oct 29 2007 9:17 PM

A very happy birthday to my glorious norius! hope you get everything you want today and then some!
i loves you!
xo
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Oct 26 2007 1:33 PM

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