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new adults
Female / Sketch Comedy / Stand-Up
"he face'ma down"

Male
28 years old
BROOKLYN, NEW YORK
United States



Last Login: 5/14/2008
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   Contacting new adults

 MySpace URL: 
  http://www.myspace.com/newadults  

   new adults's Comedian Bio
BioAdam and Zach have been making the fun things in Brooklyn and Manhattan for the last 3 years and just discovered the internet and how fun it can be. Please stay tuned for all the fun things we're gonna do with internet. I will talk to you later
Websiteyoutube.com/thenewadults
InfluencesLeonard Cohen's bass voice, Steve Martin's hips, Whitey Ford's name(s), High School Wrestling, Urban Planning, Tom Green in 10 years, Epics and Epicenters, plus dance.
MembersAdam Carpenter & Zachary Steel
TV ShowsZach was interviewed by one of the handiman from the David Letterman show. He sang the theme song to "Facts of Life". Adam was featured in the background of a local news investigative report on flooding sewers this summer in his native Raleigh, NC. No one was found to be at fault, there had just been a lot of run-off from July thunderstorms.
FilmsAdam & Zach always manage to get cast in Adam & Zach produced films, of which there are more and more every week. Zach also appears as an angry heckler in the yet to be released (non-Dixie Chick related) film "Shut Up & Sing." His sister produced that film.
AlbumsStay tuned for Zach's upcoming hip-hop album: dropping mid-2012. Adam has been forbidden to rap or vocalize on the album, so you know it's good. In response, Adam will be releasing his children's opera Everybody's Dead Except For Me as soon as he gets the casio keyboard out of storage.

    new adults's Interests
Generalcurrently we're very interested in you telling all your friends to be our friend
Groups: Jared Carpenter's ArtCurtis Brown PhotographyNew Adults Fan Club

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     new adults's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
Orientation:Not Sure
Hometown:new yorks
Body type:0' 0" / Average
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:Capricorn
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Proud parent
Education:Post grad
Occupation:fun
Income:Less than $30,000


new adults's Clips [View All Clips]
Clips: 8 Total Plays: 8182 Plays Today: 1
Last 2 Guys (Broadcast #3)
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Last 2 Guys (Broadcast #2)
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Coping With Rhythm
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You Are Bad At Gang Violence
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Titwillow
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Last Two Guys (broadcast#1)
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The Exam
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Ira & Lamont
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   new adults's Blurbs
About me:
We's is ready to get down. Perpetual style, ya'll. Don't fear the strong, corporately slick name: NEW ADULTS. It's just me Adam and me Zach. We'd like to help you through the tough times that are all around you, the tough times that we call "unfun" or "dark puberty". New Adults will be there-sometimes at a live show, sometimes through video form, sometimes in a casio keyboard song- we'll be there/here (mostly here) for you. thanks for being friend friend.
Who I'd like to meet:
people that will make us a website. people that will introduce adam to a girlfriend (but not be girlfriend). people that like us for our myspace representation of us. plus some people with the money. If'n any of you viewers are watching us without a myspace account - then email NEWADULTS@MAC.COM and we'll alert you everytime a new video manifests.

   new adults's Friend Space (Top 8)
new adults has 274 friends.
 adam 


 Zachary 


 Jared 


 LADYFINGERS 


 Hanna 


 nicole 


 Casey 


 Sarah A. 





new adults's Friends Comments
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Sarah A.





Nov 17 2007 4:41 PM

you moved?! this makes me sad. but CONGRATS! its amazing. im still crying. we saw it TWICE tonight and both times got very very excited. ever coming back?
Sarah A.





Nov 17 2007 3:15 PM

WHY ARE YOU ON AN AXE COMMERCIAL?! addie and i just had seizures upon seeing that! oh god. im so proud. i just shed one single tear...
I'd Cave, I Think





Nov 4 2007 10:48 AM

welp, guess im not LA bound
im heading down to laguna beach today for a museum down there and other assorted funness.
im kind of at the mercy fo my hosts, so i can't really be picky about where we go
it was good to almost see you!
maybe we can all meet in Chicago or something

PS I put "Laaadies, I Wanna Invaaaade Yooooou" as a headline on a painting of Jared
Sarah A.





Sep 16 2007 9:41 PM

heyyyy! long time, fellas.
Fullerface





Jul 13 2007 1:27 PM

hey adam-

I just watched The Last Two Guys. Very funny. Well done my friend.
Contessa





May 25 2007 12:25 PM

Have a sweet weekend! Keep on rockin
Hanna





May 23 2007 4:58 PM

Cali? Really? Very cool! Where you living? With who?
Sol





Apr 25 2007 8:32 PM

are the new adults still new?
William





Apr 16 2007 12:58 PM

Here is to Monday! today we dine in the lunch room!!! nope doesnt have the same juice...


badongo


Special K
Joe





Apr 7 2007 10:38 PM

Happy Easter!


badongo
Jefrey





Apr 1 2007 12:40 PM

Did you guys die of Lou Gehrig's II? When does the new Last 2 Guys broadcast come out? I can't wait....
the cut*off





Mar 25 2007 8:15 PM

Come out of your hovel new adults and show us some more class and wit.
Samantha





Mar 22 2007 7:20 PM





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frog in a blender or gerbil in a microwave .

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mindfoo.com

 


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Sarah A.





Mar 10 2007 9:28 PM

im actually in baltimore for the week and then i head up to boston and wont be back until the 18th.

perhaps then youll actually come hang out and not just pass by wearing hats without acknowledgement.
Sarah A.





Mar 8 2007 11:33 PM

i wont lie. before my head processed that it was the two of you, i think i though to myself: i absolutely must know those gentlemen!
Sarah A.





Mar 7 2007 12:06 PM

dear boys,
you walked by me on the street today. i was in a hurry and not in the mood to embarass myself by yelling "NEW ADULTS!" so instead i went and took a final and dreampt of maybe waltzing with you fine fellas.

thats my tale. oh and all i overheard was "its not television! its internet television!"
the cut*off





Mar 4 2007 10:49 PM

Laptop on my laptop waiting to down load new shit from New Adults. Google search!
Sol





Feb 28 2007 9:30 PM

i be in the port that is rich. with the king of bongo. en tu culo gringos.
Hanna





Feb 14 2007 11:11 AM

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Wishing you a day filled with chocolates and kisses. Maybe even little stuffed bears. Happy Valentine's!
Sarah A.





Feb 12 2007 8:17 AM

its possible that i ought to be your best friend ever. only the Last 2 Guys can make me not want to cry about being awake since 8am.
no eye contact





Feb 8 2007 10:06 PM

..
Don't call me Whitney





Feb 7 2007 12:54 PM

Mondo fabulosity, sirs.
George





Feb 6 2007 9:19 AM

Unity.
Sarah A.





Feb 5 2007 4:44 PM

im pretty sure ive seen him play before...or at least a band called Ladyfingers at Webster Hall in october...but wednesday probably doesnt work because we both have class really early the next morning. thanks for the invite though!
Jared





Jan 31 2007 10:57 AM

My Wrestling Name is going to be LOOP-SwooP and Pull
Sarah A.





Jan 29 2007 8:27 PM

well. what a glorious compliment...i think.

seeing as i AM maybe your #1 fan (with addie coming in a close second), its also fitting in that way. thank you!
Karl Marx





Jan 27 2007 7:50 AM

Ich war nicht hervorragend, ich war nicht ausgezeichnet! Ich war monumental! Ich war EPOCHAL!

Sarah A.





Jan 22 2007 8:50 PM

wednesday night @ sutra (on 1st and 1st) theres a party called high voltage. andrew WK is DJing this week. DANCE!

you really ought to tote me about in a basket on the front of your bike. that would be silly.
Sarah A.





Jan 22 2007 8:41 PM

that sounds horrible. are you living in a box? i feel that would be really dramatic and perhaps make for an excellent tale one day when youre famous or something.

get your motorcycle fixed and drive me around on it. please & thank you.
Sarah A.





Jan 22 2007 8:35 PM

2007, thus far, has been just ridiculous. just trying to pull things together and be productive.

how about your year? or...the 20odd days thus far?
Sarah A.





Jan 20 2007 8:34 PM

sounds...wonderous!

oh, and addie and i already watched the new videos. also...i hope hes not drinking alone. that makes me a little sad.
Hanna





Jan 20 2007 8:08 PM

High waisted chromosomes. Genius (:
Jared





Jan 20 2007 12:43 PM

Oh I got Pinch Hitter in the mail and it is awesome, tell Adam that he did an amazing job with the music. I would like to get a copy with the bloopers on it in the future though so tell Jay to get to work on that for me.
Jared





Jan 20 2007 12:42 PM

I wanted to put the latest video on my profile but it will not let me, I dont know if it is just my computer or what.
Sarah A.





Jan 19 2007 2:34 PM

hey! how are you fellows doing as of late?
Jared





Jan 8 2007 12:14 PM

When is the next video coming out?
Patrizia





Jan 5 2007 3:58 PM

loooved the dive in the pool.
Hanna





Jan 4 2007 2:29 PM

Indeed. '07 is the year. The year to get down my friend. Stick to those resolutions of yours. I wonder what the new year will bring the new adults?
cool dude





Dec 22 2006 7:24 PM

hey you! i ended up having to close at my store (LOVE retail during the holidays!) i'll call you kids after xmas seeing as that i work at 5am tom and 6am on xmas eve
MERRY XMAS/KWANZAA/ETC!!!!
cool dude





Dec 21 2006 11:49 AM

i am looking into it right now
do me a favor and send me you and jared's #s in a PRIVATE letter that noone else can see (sorry all you ladies out there) and i'll call ya'all tonight or tom am and let you know what's up
holler back
Fullerface





Dec 20 2006 6:43 AM